Windsor

Its an abomination.

Tit.

Peter Falk has Alzheimers... (Are we still doing this?)

Prunella Scales....so soon after her husband. If she remembers.

Happy New Year. Quite depressing this will be my 20th year as a deathlist member.

I'm only surprised he isn't...No.2.

I am pleased to reveal my gender equal DDP teams. Windsor the Troll Steve McMichael Esther Rantzen Nigel McCrerey Asma Al-Assad Ian Smith Earl of Elgin Liza Minnelli Sidney Cooke Judy Loe Kanya King Dawn Fraser Ted Turner Julie Goodyear James Whale Linda Nolan Paul Biya Michael Tilson Thomas Sophie Kinsella Theo Burrell Ricky 'Black Bart' Harris, Windsor's OBE Kanya King CBE Alan Greenspan KB Esther Ranzen DBE Joan Plowright DBE Dawn Fraser MBE James Whale MBE James Martin BEM Sir David Jason CBE Sandy Gall CBE Una McLean MBE Julie Goodyear MBE Pruella Scales CBE Eileen Derbyshire MBE Sir Stephen Brown GBE Vanessa Redgrave DBE Tom Baker MBE Mariam Margolyes OBE Pete Murray OBE Denis Law CBE Sir David Attenborough CBE

Alternatively it could be a way for the regime to bump her off before she divorces and presumably attempts to bugger off to Britain.

Considering Dick van Dyke is number 1 I'm not sure their placing on the list matters...other than the top 20 for the DDP sake.

It is an old list but considering my own offering this year, I'll stay quiet...

My Shadow List for 2025: 1. Steve McMichael 2. Esther Rantzen 3. Nigel McCrery (Replaced Jimmy Carter) 4. Asma Al-Assad 5. Ian Smith 6. Earl of Elgin 7. Liza Minnelli (Replaced Johnny Walker) 8. Sidney Cooke 9. Judy Loe 10. Kanya King 11. Dawn Fraser 12. Ted Turner 13. Julie Goodyear 14. James Whale 15. Linda Nolan 16. Paul Biya 17. Michael Tilson Thomas 18. Sophie Kinsella 19. Theo Burrell 20. Ricky 'Black Bart' Harris 21. Jean-Marie Le Penn 22. Duchess of Kent 23. King Salman 24. James Martin 25. David Jason 26. Stanley Baxter 27. John Astin 28. Mel Brooks 29. Nigel Starmer-Smith 30. Buzz Aldrin 31. Sandy Gall 32. Raul Castro 33. Una McLean 34. Eileen Derbyshire 35. Don King 36. Dick van Dyke 37. Tom Baker 38. Roberta Flack 39. Phil Collins 40. Pruella Scales 41. John Cruickshank VC 42. Dave Blunts 43. George Carey 44. Noam Chomsky 45. Josef Fritzl 46. Jim Swire 47. Dennis Skinner 48. Pope Francis 49. Princess Alexandra 50. Ricky Tomlinson

GB News and Reform will be frothing at the mouth.

Funnily enough I was wondering why he hadn't had a gong before when pondering whether or not to put him on my theme team. I presumed he had declined honours but obviously no. He now has the additional honour of qualifying for my DDP theme team...

When you put it like that I realise how much I have in common with him…

He could be an interesting returnee. Currently under house arrest, his security has been removed and fire arms removed from his compound. Said to be at the mercy of the Taliban, you’ve got to imagine with his lost security status he is a sitting target for anyone with a grudge…of whom there are probably many.