I Love Josco's Little Man

[Amanda 3]

I really do!

 

It must be the moving parts!!!

[Grim Reaper 186]

Uh oh... a thread about Mr Josco's little chap...

[Guest IYG]

Oh boy, there goes the neighbourhood.

[Guest Catholic Schoolboy]

I really do!

 

It must be the moving parts!!!

Not as much as I do. It used to hurt but now I;m kinda used to it

i even look forward to it sometimes

[Josco 49]

I really do!

 

It must be the moving parts!!!

I am flattered, but I have no idea what it is supposed to represent. I did not really join this forum with much thought regarding its raison d'etre. I mean a silly avatar and a meaningless monicker. I should have called myself something more pugnacious like 'The Angel of Death!' or perhaps 'The Sesquipedalian Slayer', but I have always suffered from an esprit de l'escalier

 

I find Ejiit's renascible and sempiternal avatar fascinating.

[Josco 49]

However, the shape is about right.

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

However, the shape is about right.

 

And the size????

[Josco 49]

However, the shape is about right.

 

And the size????

Have we met?

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

[Magere Hein 1,400]

However, the shape is about right.

 

And the size????

Size doesn't matter, or so I'm told.

 

regards,

Hein

[Josco 49]

However, the shape is about right.

 

And the size????

Size doesn't matter, or so I'm told.

 

regards,

Hein

Hein

 

You are correct, but it doesn't stop them laughing

[Guest IYG]

Looks like a moving imodium pill to me.

[Josco 49]

Looks like a moving imodium pill to me.

Isn't that what an Imodium pill is supposed to do, move you?

 

Actually it was called 'Pill Man' on the web site I nicked it off. I was looking for one that represented Tall, Dark and Handsome as I am in reality short, light and ugly. It amused me at the time, but now I think it looks atrocious.

[Terminator 13]

It amused me at the time, but now I think it looks atrocious.

Taking that quote out of context reminds me of my ex-wife.

[Guest IYG]

Looks like a moving imodium pill to me.

Isn't that what an Imodium pill is supposed to do, move you?

 

Actually it was called 'Pill Man' on the web site I nicked it off. I was looking for one that represented Tall, Dark and Handsome as I am in reality short, light and ugly. It amused me at the time, but now I think it looks atrocious.

Actually, an Imodium pill is supposed to stop the movement there.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Since Amanda brought up the subject, I might mention that I have always found Joscos avatar slightly annoying.

That's probably not a bad thing in an Avatar because it makes it memorable.

 

My favourite is Eejit's.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Just had a quick rummage through our medicine tin and the brand of Imodium tablets we have are dark green and purple. Any doctors in the house to say what type of tablets are green and pale yellow?

 

PS - for all the those of us who don't know one end of a java from your elbow, my Avatar is a simple microsoft paint file - page re-sized to be the maximum 96 pixles square and a block of text added in the middle. Then I think saved as a .jpeg image file type.

Note to Amanda - if I can do it, so can 75% of anyone with a computer!

[Josco 49]

I have always found Joscos avatar slightly annoying.

People who know me would probably say 'not just the effing avatar either......'

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Looking at your Avatar Mr Josco, gives me an unpleasant feeling of hung-overness.

Whoever designed it is clearly a genius. And you have the added and possibly unexpected bonus that it makes you attractive to women. Well, certain women anyway.

Go on, give her the 2000 quid! You won't regret it.

[Handrejka 1,903]

Just had a quick rummage through our medicine tin and the brand of Imodium tablets we have are dark green and purple.  Any doctors in the house to say what type of tablets are green and pale yellow?

 

Prozac is green and yellow/white.

[Josco 49]

Looking at your Avatar Mr Josco, gives me an unpleasant feeling of hung-overness.

Whoever designed it is clearly a genius. And you have the added and possibly unexpected bonus that it makes you attractive to women. Well, certain women anyway.

Go on, give her the 2000 quid! You won't regret it.

Mr Notapotato

 

A few well placed (and deserved) compliments will not make me succumb to the requests of certain lucripetous members.

 

PS can we refer to you as Nonspud in future?

[Amanda 3]

This is all getting a bit silly now!

 

Moved back to Gloucestershire again... pervy boss offered to make it worth my while in new position and was quite insistent, so have legged it back to old place. Bit of a cock up all round. Now skint, unemployed and mightly p'ed off.

[Terminator 13]

... pervy boss offered to make it worth my while in new position and was quite insistent, so have legged it back to old place.

Can you share the position with us?

 

[The Four Horsemen 26]

Perhaps we should rename you XXX-Terminator..........

[Amanda 3]

Basically, he offered to shag my brains out to pay off my debts and became quite persistent and irritating. He made it blatantly obvious as to why I was employed and made it obvious to everyone else, when I just wanted to get on with my job! If people want to do that for a living then that's up to them, I'm just not like that. And I felt unsafe in his presence and worrying that he was following me, etc etc, and decided best to do a runner.