Boudicca 702 Posted April 4, 2005 Nice cock. Something for everyone on this forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 4, 2005 Although I must protest at Mr Notapotato's somewhat unethical methods... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 126 Posted April 4, 2005 Although I must protest at Mr Notapotato's somewhat unethical methods... I'm sureI don't know what you're talking about! I don't need to hold a gun to a pussy to get her to show me her chick. Like the new avatar, though. Much less intimidating. BTW: It turns out his late Holiness wasn't a good pope after all! PS: (Don't miss the same chap's views on voting and hell) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 4, 2005 I'm sureI don't know what you're talking about! I don't need to hold a gun to a pussy to get her to show me her chick. If you say so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted April 4, 2005 I'm sureI don't know what you're talking about! I don't need to hold a gun to a pussy to get her to show me her chick. If you say so... For a few moment I thought that was a real cat. Brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quincy, M.E. 0 Posted April 4, 2005 I read that they sealed the paypal chambers after the great man died. There is still time to catch the killer, although the embalming won't my job any easier! I'm off to tell Sam to clean my instruments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted April 5, 2005 I read that they sealed the paypal chambers after the great man died. Paypal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lamanga2004 0 Posted April 5, 2005 BTW: It turns out his late Holiness wasn't a good pope after all! PS: (Don't miss the same chap's views on voting and hell) Even better than that, check out his 'Contact Me' page. He invites you to disclose your age (<20, 20-40, 40-60, 60+) and your sexuality (heterosexual, homosexual). I can only assume he has written some script that sits on his server so that homosexual emails are forwarded straight to Satan. What a cvnt. [Am I allowed to say that?] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 304 Posted April 5, 2005 I'm not of a particularly delicate disposition, but I can't say I've been thrilled with all the shots of the Pope's lifeless body lying in state, splashed all over the tea-time news. Pas devant les enfants, and all that. At least the Queen Mum was in her coffin. I wonder if this is part of some time-honoured ritual. Do they have to prove he's dead or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 5, 2005 I'm not of a particularly delicate disposition, but I can't say I've been thrilled with all the shots of the Pope's lifeless body lying in state, splashed all over the tea-time news. Pas devant les enfants, and all that. At least the Queen Mum was in her coffin. I wonder if this is part of some time-honoured ritual. Do they have to prove he's dead or something? Derek and Clive anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted April 5, 2005 I read that they sealed the paypal chambers after the great man died. Paypal? Didn't you know, he had to pay online to god so he can keep his job, sort of their income tax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted April 5, 2005 I read that they sealed the paypal chambers after the great man died. Paypal? Didn't you know, he had to pay online to god so he can keep his job, sort of their income tax. And thanks, ATJ! The tape I had at University is well and truly knackered, but now I'll be able to revisit student humour any time I like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimh 4 Posted April 6, 2005 BTW: It turns out his late Holiness wasn't a good pope after all! PS: (Don't miss the same chap's views on voting and hell) Excellent, level headed arguments there from a nutcase who is clearly at the top of his game. Incidentally, I am very disappointed that there have been so few drive by rantings. An obscure nun got more attention than the Pope. He must be well pissed off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted April 6, 2005 I came across an interesting article that listed possible candidates for the next pope. The favorites among speculators are listed below: · Dionigi Tettamanzi, 71 years – Archbishop of Milan, Italy (odds 4.6/1) · Francis Arinze, 72 years – Nigeria (odds 7.8/1) · Oscar Andres Rodriguez Maradiega, 62 years – Archbishop, Tegucigalpa, Honduras (odds 8/1) · Claudio Hummes, 70 years – Archbishop, Sao Paulo, Brazil (odds 8.1/1) · Joseph Ratzinger, - 78 years – Germany (odds 13/1) · Christoph von Schoenborn, 60 years old, Archbishop of Vienna, Austria (odds 59/1) article cbs article Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 6, 2005 · Francis Arinze, 72 years – Nigeria (odds 7.8/1) An African Pope for the first time since Gelasius I, who led the church between 492 and 496. Interesting possibility. · Joseph Ratzinger, - 78 years old – Germany (odds 13/1) Archconservative, but looking at his age perhaps 'our man'. Good candidate for 2006. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 304 Posted April 6, 2005 If they pick the 78 year old I say he goes straight onto next year's list. It's important to keep these traditions going. Better still would be to select a Pope from the deathlist regulars: Clive Dunn, anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 6, 2005 Pope Hurricane the First? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted April 6, 2005 Pope Hurricane the First? Pope revolving door The First? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guesty Posted April 6, 2005 Great avatar, lamanga! Perhaps you should include a warning for people with photo-sensitive epilepsy though, or maybe tone it down a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 6, 2005 Pope Hurricane the First? Pope revolving door The First? Pope Mister the First? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted April 8, 2005 And on this auspicious day ... Not as contentious as the pill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earl Gloomy 7 Posted April 8, 2005 Well it's that time again that you all should be used to bynow, yes i am going to post pictures of the funeral. I could also give a guest list of all European and Middle-Easten royalty who also atteneded if you want me to but i doubt that you do. Here are the pictures anyratre: In pictures: Pope's funeral Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 304 Posted April 9, 2005 I must say it was quite an impressive array of Heads of State. In a way though, it was a pity that Al-Qaeda's Man on the Ground couldn't get a bit nearer, we could have had a busy few days on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted April 9, 2005 I must say it was quite an impressive array of Heads of State. In a way though, it was a pity that Al-Qaeda's Man on the Ground couldn't get a bit nearer, we could have had a busy few days on here. Were any living Deathlist 2005 candidates present? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
