Guest Its all done with levers Posted November 14, 2004 Its pretty obvious the Head of the Roman Catholic Church on Earth has been dead for a long time, the vatican hired some animatronics gurus from holywood to preserve the myth. My father, when canned used to sing a song from which I remember one line, it went 'the pope was young and beautifull at the age of 94, until he went and hung himself with the sash my father wore'. So I would not be surprised of the old fart was strung up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skiba4u Posted November 18, 2004 Oh for god's sake! God's^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted November 24, 2004 I have to laugh at all you people who always predict that His holiness the Pope is about to die..he will live for many years to come and will probably outlive the grim reaper himself!Take him off the death list because your all going to get very bored waiting for the pope to die..it wont happen for many many years to come i confidently predict People are already placing bets on who will be his replacement when he dies Speculation abounds on next pontiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest scum Posted November 24, 2004 nasty people!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted November 25, 2004 The clergy at large or someone else on your mind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chiblingtonbiff Posted December 8, 2004 The old bastard has "GOD" on his side. Someone just give me a plane ticket and a gun. The old cotton top will be dead before this J***T im smoking is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted December 8, 2004 Please note that the DeathList can't sanction the plane ticket and gun action you suggest. If you read the unwritten rules of the DL you will see that a DL candidate cannot be 'bumped off' in order to score a hit on the list. Sorry to disappoint. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted December 15, 2004 Apparently Nostradamus said the Pope would die on December 13th. Oh well, another December 13th has come and gone...... Maybe next year then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted December 16, 2004 Oh well, another December 13th has come and gone...... Maybe next year then? It'll have to be. After 11 appearances, he's like a set of lottery numbers you've used since the damn thing started and daren't change*. This Pope's on the list until he drops... Larry. * I don't subscribe to this, of course. I can, however, recommend a marvellous system under which the participant is guaranteed to win a pound every week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Behrens Posted December 22, 2004 A Request from the Pope: His Holiness is specifically requesting that we pray for him in the knowledge that his time among us is limited. Please pray an "Our Father" for him. Pope John Paul made this request about 3 weeks ago on praying the Angelus before the pilgrims in St. Peter's Square. He says that only through prayer will he be given Strength from those who prayed. Let us help the Pope, whose prayers have helped so many of us. Please send this to all your friends. With your co-operation, in just a few days, millions of human beings will have offered their prayers for John Paul II, and by the same token, offered their prayers to God. Let us never forget the power of prayer. MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF US WHO BELIEVE FOR WE SHALL SEE HIM ONE DAY IN HIS GLORY! quoted from: Article Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted December 22, 2004 Well, I did say to myself "God help us all" after reading that - will that do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted December 22, 2004 Well, I did say to myself "God help us all" after reading that - will that do? I went so far as, "Holy Christ!" It was the best I could do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest_Mike Posted December 23, 2004 He sure as hell doesn't give up easily, but then he does have God supporting him! Only days to go in 2004, it looks like he'll see in 2005; but will he see it out? that seems very unlikely, even with Gods help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iain Posted January 1, 2005 i read omewhere that nostradamus predicted that this pope would stay on the throne dil the day of judgement,so we wil never see him die.might as well take him off the death list then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted January 2, 2005 Yeah, sure.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 4, 2005 The latest front-runner tipped to take the number 1 shirt from the Polish goalkeeper seems like an interesting character: http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/37675.htm A good sign for the DL is that the Vatican is taking thoughts of a replacement very seriously indeed! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Kid 3 Posted January 4, 2005 They're thinking of appointing a 77-year-old Pope?? You'd think they'd have learnt their lesson after John Paul I lasted about 5 minutes in the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted January 4, 2005 But we all know that Pope JP1 was murdered!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry Pestilence III 6 Posted January 4, 2005 Ahh, but he was murdered, don't you know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 4, 2005 I do like the following quote from the piece about Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger: The solution being sought by some at the Vatican, according to the magazine, is to see that the next pope is a "transitional" figure, one who will spend a just few years on the throne of St. Peter after John Paul II. After reading earlier in the article that no Pope in 800 years has ever abdicated, the DeathList committee may do well to automically select Ratzinger if he gets promoted because he "will spend a just few years on the throne". Perhaps it was a printer's error perhaps it was meant to read: "will spend just a few years on the throne"? Conspiracy, what conspiracy? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted January 5, 2005 He managed to read his speech all by himself during the midnight Christmas Mass at St Peter's Basilica. That has been a first in a very long time, as he usually reads the first 2 sentences and has his assistants take over. Despite that, he looked very frail like he was almost ready to fall over. I'd be very surprised if he makes it to next Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted January 8, 2005 He looked OK on the telly talking (or praying) for the victims of the tsunami Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ixion 1 Posted January 10, 2005 I saw jp on tv last night and he was sitting on the throne pra ying or constipated I dont think he'll last the year and i predict june and he will be death list No 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IL SUFFERING È SUL RELATIVO SENS Posted January 10, 2005 TUTTI SOFFRIRETE SOTTO LA MIA SPADA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted January 11, 2005 I have a translation (I think) "All will suffer under my sword." I'm not certain about the tense, though. I think we need clarification. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
