New Here and saying Hi.

[Guest Hugh from Chisholm]

I apologise for the behaviour of some of our posters

to tamper with my warn logs.

Is that a euphemism?

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

No,

 

That's one of these.

 

[Guest So Seductive]

I finally registered after reading DL for a while

I don't have much death news but enjoy reading the funny posts and flame wars you guys get into. It keeps me sane at work.

Plz don't flame me for such a lame first post.

 

It's excellent of you to join us. Don't worry, I don't think your first post is lame. I think you are being very honest, and for that you get my respect.

[Guest Jim Ross]

I mean, its kind of addictive like a TV soap after a while.

 

A soap created by the Reaper, our own little David Chase Aaron Spelling.

 

Or perhaps it's more like wrestling - lots of ludicrous, unreal characters feuding with each other, from the babyfaces (Handrejka/Lady Grendel/Hein etc) to the heels (Banshees/SC etc).

[Banshees Scream 110]

to the heels (Banshees/SC etc).

 

The Show Down ... never dies.

[The Miser 18]

Just wanted to say Hello. I think that this website is a great sourse of info.

 

My league is 68 choices. Points are awarded by age- subtract first digit in age from 10. No lower than 1. 1 Wild Card.

 

So far 13 hits:

 

Wilson Robert Anton 3

Stewart Larry 5

Buchwald Art 2

Kulimoetoke II Tomasi 2

Falwell Jerry 3

Immendorff Jörg 4

Saberhagen Fred Thomas 3

Messer Tammy Fay 4

Snyder Tom 3

Walsh Bill 3

de Polanco Jesús 3

Hazlewood Lee 3

Pavarotti Luciano 3

13 41

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

No,

 

That's one of these.

 

 

Now, what kind of, erm, instrument would that be then? Avoiding the "A brass one" type glib reply of course.

 

DWB

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

No,

 

That's one of these.

 

Now, what kind of, erm, instrument would that be then? Avoiding the "A brass one" type glib reply of course.

 

DWB

 

A brass Eb Euphamism.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

No,

 

That's one of these.

 

Now, what kind of, erm, instrument would that be then? Avoiding the "A brass one" type glib reply of course.

 

DWB

 

A brass Eb Euphamism.

Euphamisms are generally built in Bb if I'm very much mistaken.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

You're thinking of the Pork Piccolo there I fear.

[Gunjaman5000 30]

You're thinking of the Pork Piccolo there I fear.

Not the pink Oboe?

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Or, indeed, the beef bassoon.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Or, indeed, the beef bassoon.

...and people think that I am foul mouthed and uncouth!!!

Its actually "The one eyed sausage".

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

Oh dear, this has all got a bit out of hand. All I was going to say was it wasn't a horn - more a tuba or something, and now it's all descended into whistle blowing and the like.

 

DWB

[Rotten Ali 600]

Just wanted to say Hello. I think that this website is a great sourse of info.

 

My league is 68 choices. Points are awarded by age- subtract first digit in age from 10. No lower than 1. 1 Wild Card.

 

So far 13 hits:

 

Wilson Robert Anton 3

Stewart Larry 5

Buchwald Art 2

Kulimoetoke II Tomasi 2

Falwell Jerry 3

Immendorff Jörg 4

Saberhagen Fred Thomas 3

Messer Tammy Fay 4

Snyder Tom 3

Walsh Bill 3

de Polanco Jesús 3

Hazlewood Lee 3

Pavarotti Luciano 3

13 41

 

Sounds like Egame gazette. What a shabby deadpool! I've been passed over for entry twice and kept score myself to their rules and done much better than most of them so far. Currently having 15 hits and about 53 pts. Stuff the pratt who runs it - doesn't know his arse from his elbow!

[Dave to the Grave 11]

Stuff the pratt who runs it - doesn't know his arse from his elbow!

Or, to keep on recent topic, his brass from his oboe. Oh dear.....

[deadtowrites 2]

With nervous trepidation...

 

Hello.

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

With nervous trepidation...

 

Hello.

 

Greetings and welcome aboard.

[themaninblack 2,112]

With nervous trepidation...

 

Hello.

 

Hello Deadtowrites!

[Godot 149]

With nervous trepidation...

 

Hello.

Good day to you deadtowrites. Cute avatar, interesting poetry bits, heart's in the right place. Nice.

 

all the very best,

 

Godot

[Alphonsin 1]

With nervous trepidation...

 

Hello.

 

Good to know it's *nervous* trepidation rather than any other kind

I guess it's justified.

 

Oops, sorry. Just getting you used to the kind of irritating remarks you'll encounter here.

Welcome!

[Dia de los Muertos 7]

Welcome Deathtowrites

[honez 79]

Hello all, thought id drop in and have a scream at you lot

SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

 

Y O U ' V E - G O T - T H E - Q U I E T E S T - S C R E A M - I ' V E - E V E R - H E A R D ! ! !

[The Miser 18]

Hello all, thought id drop in and have a scream at you lot

SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

 

Y O U ' V E - G O T - T H E - Q U I E T E S T - S C R E A M - I ' V E - E V E R - H E A R D ! ! !

 

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

 

 

Happy now?

 

Fair enough... Follow every word that Banshies Shream and MaryPort______ and you will quickly tire of this.

[The Grim Streaker 0]

Hello everybody

 

 

Just signed up