widnes14 3 Posted June 26, 2005 Hes been slowly dying and telling horrible jokes for years now... why isnt he on the list?Or can i just not see well.... The one who does ITLL BE ALRIGHT ON THE NIGHT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted June 27, 2005 dont mean to sound a know-it-all but you spell it Dennis NordEn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coatlicue 0 Posted April 13, 2006 I'm hearing reports that the man with the clipboard has chuckled his last... Any evidence, anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 13, 2006 Nothing showed up on Google. Never mind, I'm sure it'll be all right on the night. I saw him with his wife in Sainsburys in Leatherhead a few years ago - what a miserable pair. Neither of them managed to crack a smile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coatlicue 0 Posted April 13, 2006 A colleague of mine saw him sheepishly emerging from a sex shop on Goodge Street. With a bag full of loot. Of course, he took a picture with his camera phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 13, 2006 A colleague of mine saw him sheepishly emerging from a sex shop on Goodge Street. With a bag full of loot. Of course, he took a picture with his camera phone. Where are you getting the rumour of his demise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 13, 2006 According to this website Archaic TV Presenter Dennis Norden has finally laid to rest the rumour that he has been laid to rest. Norden, who is best known for presenting the endless repeats of It'll Be Alright On The Night, vehemently denied he died of a heart attack 10 years ago. "For the last F*****g time, I am not dead." he scowled, in an exclusive interview with Crunt. "And for your information Those Alright on The Night repeats are not repeats, I've been making new ones for the past 10 years!" he added. He angrily declined to comment when questioned on his opinion of Neil Morrissey on TV's Naughtiest Blunders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 13, 2006 A colleague of mine saw him sheepishly emerging from a sex shop on Goodge Street. With a bag full of loot. Of course, he took a picture with his camera phone. Really?! We don't believe you. Did your friend thoughtfully text said picture to you, and if so could you e-mail it in to the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 604 Posted April 13, 2006 That well-known bastion of accuracy Popbitch is also reporting his demise. However, it's quite possible that whoever posted the 'news' originally read it on here... Until it's on t'Beeb website I ain't believing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted April 13, 2006 According to this website Archaic TV Presenter Dennis Norden has finally laid to rest the rumour that he has been laid to rest. Norden, who is best known for presenting the endless repeats of It'll Be Alright On The Night, vehemently denied he died of a heart attack 10 years ago. "For the last F*****g time, I am not dead." he scowled, in an exclusive interview with Crunt. "And for your information Those Alright on The Night repeats are not repeats, I've been making new ones for the past 10 years!" he added. He angrily declined to comment when questioned on his opinion of Neil Morrissey on TV's Naughtiest Blunders. That story was from May 1st, 2005. There is still no report of his death anywhere though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 13, 2006 That story was from May 1st, 2005. There is still no report of his death anywhere though. I know it's an old story but I thought it was mildly amusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shuffler Posted April 13, 2006 Now confirmed by article in yesterday's Rochdale Observer. If you look closely, you'll see that it contains the words "Norden... lost... to... world". I don't need anymore proof than that! Beats Wiki! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted April 14, 2006 There was an "article" in the Mirror a few years back hinting that Denis Norden frequents brothels and gets his action from prostitutes - can't be good for his heart at his age, surely? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted April 14, 2006 There was an "article" in the Mirror a few years back hinting that Denis Norden frequents brothels and gets his action from prostitutes - can't be good for his heart at his age, surely? Aha, the Tabloid Press! Perverters of public opinion and peddlers of evil shite™ since time immemorial. You'd be better off believing what you read on deathlist.net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted April 18, 2006 A colleague of mine saw him sheepishly emerging from a sex shop on Goodge Street. With a bag full of loot. Of course, he took a picture with his camera phone. I'm confused. A bag full of loot? Loot's money, right? He'd just held the place up? Did your colleague take the picture to the police so they can prosecute the old burgling bastard? No, hang on, Loot's a magazine as well, isn't it? Loot magazine? I'm sure I've heard of it, but I wasn't under the impression that it was magazine stuffed full of tits n'arse. In which case I shall have to keep a surreptitious eye open and also grab myself a bag full of loot. But unlike Norden I shan't be embarking on said mission with a handgun and a stocking over my head. Allegedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boleyn 1 Posted March 2, 2009 Is there any recent news on his condition? He has looked about 100 years old for decades yet keeps poppin out these blooper programmes. He's a pick on my DDP team and i chose him every year, sort of like my own personal Clive Dunn. Theres no real reason not to replace him but my list would feel empty without him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted March 9, 2009 I had a dream about him some years ago...in the dream I could hear the song "Denis Denis" by Blondie, and there were lots of images of the great man smiling and holding his clipboard. Then the music stopped abruptly and Peter Sissons appeared behind a newsdesk and uttered the words "Denis Norden, who died today." Shame Sissons is seldom on the news today, it would be quite something to see Denis Norden's demise reported thusly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,348 Posted August 21, 2009 TV Legend Denis Norden was rushed to hospital yesterday after falling seriously ill at home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,175 Posted August 21, 2009 TV Legend Denis Norden was rushed to hospital yesterday after falling seriously ill at home. Well, actually, it was a routine check-up & Norden says he is "fit as a flea".... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 21, 2009 TV Legend Denis Norden was rushed to hospital yesterday after falling seriously ill at home. Well, actually, it was a routine check-up & Norden says he is "fit as a flea".... That means he'll be dead tomorrow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,459 Posted January 3, 2011 The Nord turned up in the BBC4 documentary about Bob Monkhouse tonight as one of the talking heads. He looked a lot healthier than you'd imagine, seems to look a lot less gaunt than he did when "It'll Be All Right On The Night" ended. Documentary also reminds me that, alongside Kim Jong-Il, Monkhouse had one of the largest private film collections on the planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 4, 2011 The Nord turned up in the BBC4 documentary about Bob Monkhouse tonight as one of the talking heads. He looked a lot healthier than you'd imagine, seems to look a lot less gaunt than he did when "It'll Be All Right On The Night" ended. Documentary also reminds me that, alongside Kim Jong-Il, Monkhouse had one of the largest private film collections on the planet. Deserves a posthumous knighthood for keeping previously thought missing episodes of Hancock's Half Hour and some audio recordings of Not Only But Also...and goodness what else. Fascinating documentary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted January 4, 2011 The Nord turned up in the BBC4 documentary about Bob Monkhouse tonight as one of the talking heads. He looked a lot healthier than you'd imagine, seems to look a lot less gaunt than he did when "It'll Be All Right On The Night" ended. Documentary also reminds me that, alongside Kim Jong-Il, Monkhouse had one of the largest private film collections on the planet. Deserves a posthumous knighthood for keeping previously thought missing episodes of Hancock's Half Hour and some audio recordings of Not Only But Also...and goodness what else. Fascinating documentary. I saw that too - a great programme (as was the documentary that followed about the history of TV light entertainment which featured numerous deceased but much missed entertainers, and Jeremy Beadle), and I too noticed how sprightly Mr Norden is looking. Maybe picking him for the DDP was a mistake, as he doesn't look like he'll be reunited with Fwank Muir any time soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 27, 2013 I have heard from an 'informed source' that the former TV presenter Denis Norden has sadly died at the age of 89 .Still trying to find internet verification though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,175 Posted January 27, 2013 Not very informed when you consider Norden is actually 90. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
