DeathList database

[Magere Hein 1,399]

I have too much spare time, so to avoid boredom I'm creating a database of the DeathList entries, mostly for bizarre statistical analysis. I'm missing a few bits of data about a few candidates.

 

Do you know the date of birth of the following candidates:

 

- Jack Hargreaves

- Arthur Marshall

- Stan Flashman

- Jackie Mann

- King Fahd

- George Lineker

- Ray Moore

- Vincent O'Brien

- Jim Joel

 

or the date of death of:

- Jack Hargreaves

- Arthur Marshall

 

please let me know.

 

regards,

Hein

[Windsor 2,233]

King Fahd was born in 1923. He doesn't have long to go.

[Magere Hein 1,399]

King Fahd was born in 1923.  He doesn't have long to go.

Opinions differ about that...

 

With the exception of Jack Hargreaves I know the years in which those candidates were born or died (if applicable). It's the dates on which they did it I'm after.

 

regards,

Hein

[Guest grumpy old man]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

[Josco 49]

I have too much spare time, so to avoid boredom I'm creating a database of the DeathList entries, mostly for bizarre statistical analysis. I'm missing a few bits of data about a few candidates.

 

regards,

Hein

Totally useless information, and not relevant either, but Arthur Marshall was an English teacher at my father's school.

 

My celebrity connections are a little tenuous, I know.

[Windsor 2,233]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

I have a job thank you...I work in the kitchen of an Old peoples' Home.

[honez 79]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

I've already got one thanks.

If you have one too, I suspect it wouldn't be teaching A Level English.

[Banshees Scream 110]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

I've already got one thanks.

If you have one too, I suspect it wouldn't be teaching A Level English.

So that exsplains it.

 

Can i start calling you Mr.Honez? In all respect.

 

I think that is a good name for you from now on.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

I think Barbara is a good name for you from now on, but I guess my views hold little weight in that regard...............

[honez 79]

Can i start calling you Mr.Honez? In all respect.

I think that is a good name for you from now on.

I think Barbara is a good name for you from now on, but I guess my views hold little weight in that regard...............

Is it too late to ask what you two are prattling on about?

[Deadornot 12]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

friendly fella' eh?

[The Four Horsemen 26]

Can i start calling you Mr.Honez? In all respect.

I think that is a good name for you from now on.

I think Barbara is a good name for you from now on, but I guess my views hold little weight in that regard...............

Is it too late to ask what you two are prattling on about?

Yes

[Dr Strangelove 14]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

1. I have a job.

2. I know who my father was.

3. I think I'm generally pretty normal.

 

Thanks for your short/unimaginaitive rant, please feel free to post again in future.

[Bald rick 9]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

 

2. I know who my father was.

Assuming he meant to say 'bastard', it has nothing to do with the fact that you know your father. A bastard is a child born to unmarried parents.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

What happens if both parents are married, just not to each other?

[Dr Strangelove 14]

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

 

2. I know who my father was.

Assuming he meant to say 'bastard', it has nothing to do with the fact that you know your father. A bastard is a child born to unmarried parents.

Fair enough, though my parents were married to each other.

 

  What happens if both parents are married, just not to each other? 

Then you're a character in a soap opera.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

I have too much spare time, so to avoid boredom I'm creating a database of the DeathList entries, mostly for bizarre statistical analysis. I'm missing a few bits of data about a few candidates.

 

Do you know the date of birth of the following candidates:

 

- Jack Hargreaves

- Arthur Marshall

- Stan Flashman

- Jackie Mann

- King Fahd

- George Lineker

- Ray Moore

- Vincent O'Brien

- Jim Joel

 

or the date of death of:

- Jack Hargreaves

- Arthur Marshall

 

please let me know.

 

regards,

Hein

10 years on and Hein's still awaiting a full reply.

[Deathray 2,940]

 

bout time you lot gota job weird barstards

2. I know who my father was.

 

Assuming he meant to say 'bastard', it has nothing to do with the fact that you know your father. A bastard is a child born to unmarried parents.

 

Fair enough, though my parents were married to each other.

 

What happens if both parents are married, just not to each other?

Then you're a character in a soap opera.

 

 

Surely some real people have that situation as well. I think it may be the case for someone in my extended family but not entirely sure as were not in contact with one of the parents.

[RandomCanadian 105]

 

Surely some real people have that situation as well. I think it may be the case for someone in my extended family but not entirely sure as were not in contact with one of the parents.

 

 

There is a long-standing whispered rumour that one of my cousins was not fathered by my uncle but more likely by the wealthy man down the street.

[Deathray 2,940]

 

 

 

Surely some real people have that situation as well. I think it may be the case for someone in my extended family but not entirely sure as were not in contact with one of the parents.

 

There is a long-standing whispered rumour that one of my cousins was not fathered by my uncle but more likely by the wealthy man down the street.

Surely they could just do a DNA test?

[RandomCanadian 105]

 

 

 

Surely some real people have that situation as well. I think it may be the case for someone in my extended family but not entirely sure as were not in contact with one of the parents.

 

There is a long-standing whispered rumour that one of my cousins was not fathered by my uncle but more likely by the wealthy man down the street.

Surely they could just do a DNA test?

 

They could, but no one really talks about it openly. My uncle has long passed on and the wealthy man down the street has dementia. It was one of Nana's suspicions. So a Maury Povich appearance is unlikely.

[Guest Guest]

I need a DNA test, will you pay?

[Bibliogryphon 9,509]

I need a DNA test, will you pay?

 

Is it to prove you are actually human?

[gcreptile 10,939]

I have too much spare time, so to avoid boredom I'm creating a database of the DeathList entries, mostly for bizarre statistical analysis. I'm missing a few bits of data about a few candidates.

 

Do you know the date of birth of the following candidates:

 

- Jack Hargreaves 31st Dec 1911

- Arthur Marshall 4th Dec 1903

- Stan Flashman 1940

- Jackie Mann 11th June 1914

- King Fahd 16th March 1923

- George Lineker 19th (?) Oct. 1992

- Ray Moore 2nd January 1942

- Vincent O'Brien 9th April 1917

- Jim Joel 1895 (???)

 

or the date of death of:

- Jack Hargreaves 15th March 1994

- Arthur Marshall 16th March 2007

 

please let me know.

 

regards,

Hein

There you go, the best I could.

[Magere Hein 1,399]

 

I have too much spare time, so to avoid boredom I'm creating a database of the DeathList entries, mostly for bizarre statistical analysis. I'm missing a few bits of data about a few candidates.

 

Do you know the date of birth of the following candidates:

 

- Jack Hargreaves 31st Dec 1911

- Arthur Marshall 4th Dec 1903

- Stan Flashman 1940

- Jackie Mann 11th June 1914

- King Fahd 16th March 1923

- George Lineker 19th (?) Oct. 1992

- Ray Moore 2nd January 1942

- Vincent O'Brien 9th April 1917

- Jim Joel 1895 (???)

 

or the date of death of:

- Jack Hargreaves 15th March 1994

- Arthur Marshall 16th March 2007

 

please let me know.

 

regards,

Hein

There you go, the best I could.

 

 

Cheers! I don't have the original database at hand ATM (it's on a backup somewhere in my archive) but I'm certain the results will be useful.