Windsor 2,233 Posted July 28, 2006 Osama Bin Laden is dead. Bullshit. He is still hunched up in the corner of a cave somewhere. It's bullshit alright. That article dates from 2002. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted July 29, 2006 Osama Bin Laden is dead. Bullshit. He is still hunched up in the corner of a cave somewhere. Bullshit. With our F*****g slack immigration laws he's more likely to be on full benefits in a bedsit in Crawley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted July 29, 2006 Now I know he's a bit of an evil terrorist and all that, but surely forcing him to live in Crawley is against the Geneva Convention? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted July 30, 2006 Now I know he's a bit of an evil terrorist and all that, but surely forcing him to live in Crawley is against the Geneva Convention? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted September 14, 2006 With the U.S.A. midterm elections coming up on the 7th November, in theory the electorate will deliver their verdict on President Bush's record so far. After the recent British plane terror scare, the President's personal ratings went up. Now there is this news. We now have a terror threat to both allies and those who did not support the recent military actions. What he now needs is a 'success' in his war on terror. If I were a gambling man I would put a couple of euros on the Americans announcing the killing of a high ranking Islamic extremist before the 7th November. The problem is which one? Both, conspiracy theorist and mystic in one post, oh dear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted September 14, 2006 With the U.S.A. midterm elections coming up on the 7th November, in theory the electorate will deliver their verdict on President Bush's record so far. After the recent British plane terror scare, the President's personal ratings went up. Now there is this news. We now have a terror threat to both allies and those who did not support the recent military actions. What he now needs is a 'success' in his war on terror. If I were a gambling man I would put a couple of euros on the Americans announcing the killing of a high ranking Islamic extremist before the 7th November. The problem is which one? Which one? Most of us can only name one. If I were a gambling man I wouldn't mind a list of runners and SPs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 14, 2006 With the U.S.A. midterm elections coming up on the 7th November, in theory the electorate will deliver their verdict on President Bush's record so far. After the recent British plane terror scare, the President's personal ratings went up. Now there is this news. We now have a terror threat to both allies and those who did not support the recent military actions. What he now needs is a 'success' in his war on terror. If I were a gambling man I would put a couple of euros on the Americans announcing the killing of a high ranking Islamic extremist before the 7th November. The problem is which one? Which one? Most of us can only name one. If I were a gambling man I wouldn't mind a list of runners and SPs. My money would be on this mystery man being killed, as nobody really knows his true identity, then who could argue otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted September 15, 2006 Which one? Most of us can only name one. If I were a gambling man I wouldn't mind a list of runners and SPs. A good point. I suppose I could search the internet for names but my point is, it doesn't really matter. It will be Abu-'whoever', leader of some mysterious 'terror cell' no-one has heard of before, and there will be much back slapping in the White house, and up goes the President's ratings in the opinion polls. This is nicely summed up in Tempus Fugit's post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stan the man Posted September 23, 2006 This is the one you've bene waiting for folks.Osama bin Laden is dead according to authoratative sources in the frenmch secret services who are usually reliable.The report does seem to be credible.This news wa sjust reported a few minutes ago and will doubtless be major breaking news around the world in coming hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted September 23, 2006 This is the one you've bene waiting for folks.Osama bin Laden is dead according to authoratative sources in the frenmch secret services who are usually reliable.The report does seem to be credible.This news wa sjust reported a few minutes ago and will doubtless be major breaking news around the world in coming hours. Despite the fact that not even the French, US or Pakistani government can confirm the reports. It's rumoured that bin Laden died of Typhoid on the 21st of August, but there is no concrete evidence to prove or disprove the report. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted September 23, 2006 This is the one you've bene waiting for folks.Osama bin Laden is dead according to authoratative sources in the frenmch secret services who are usually reliable.The report does seem to be credible.This news wa sjust reported a few minutes ago and will doubtless be major breaking news around the world in coming hours. Stan, are you Iain in disguise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted September 23, 2006 This is the one you've bene waiting for folks.Osama bin Laden is dead according to authoratative sources in the frenmch secret services who are usually reliable.The report does seem to be credible.This news wa sjust reported a few minutes ago and will doubtless be major breaking news around the world in coming hours. The article says "France unable to confirm Bin Laden's death". How on earth is this a reliable indicator of his demise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stan the man Posted September 23, 2006 News is spreading around the internet that this man has died.CNN Sky and the BBC are reporting it on the tv news as well.Very interesting stuff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted September 23, 2006 There are a few more results showing up on google news - but all of them point to a vague unconfirmed report. Even unconfirmed reports from unconfirmed and unknown sources can generate 702 news articles on google news apparently... Osama in the News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 23, 2006 There saying he's dead again. I can't take this. They say he's dead give pictures of his dead body to Larry King and then I might believe it. It F*****g makes me angry. Obviously next week Bush will receive another one of Ossama's home made video tapes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted September 23, 2006 There saying he's dead again. I can't take this. They say he's dead give pictures of his dead body to Larry King and then I might believe it. It F*****g makes me angry. Obviously next week Bush will receive another one of Ossama's home made video tapes. They're saying now that he may have a water-borne virus and that he's probably not dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 23, 2006 There saying he's dead again. I can't take this. They say he's dead give pictures of his dead body to Larry King and then I might believe it. It F*****g makes me angry. Obviously next week Bush will receive another one of Ossama's home made video tapes. They're saying now that he may have a water-borne virus and that he's probably not dead It's what I expected. Now every time he sneezes the media has an orgasim. If somebodys dead, show me the money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 23, 2006 There saying he's dead again. I can't take this. They say he's dead give pictures of his dead body to Larry King and then I might believe it. It F*****g makes me angry. Obviously next week Bush will receive another one of Ossama's home made video tapes. They're saying now that he may have a water-borne virus and that he's probably not dead ... If somebodys dead, show me the money. Surely the corpse would be a might more useful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 23, 2006 Surely the corpse would be a might more useful. Tempus, if you were president, how would you want to kill Bin Ladin? He can't be shot because then he would die thinking he's Jesus. I say we have a big circus in Yankee stadium. Tickets, pocorn, and we hang the sum bitch. All the money that is raised goes to the kids who lost there parents. Then I would put his death on every radio station, and every telivison channel in Iraq. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted September 23, 2006 This is the one you've bene waiting for folks.Osama bin Laden is dead according to authoratative sources in the frenmch secret services who are usually reliable.The report does seem to be credible.This news wa sjust reported a few minutes ago and will doubtless be major breaking news around the world in coming hours. It is too soon for this story to be confirmed. Too much can go wrong for President Bush between now and November's midterm elections. If Osama Bin Laden is dead, I would imagine this information would be suppressed until the end of October. I of course, do not know what I am talking about, but I have an ambition to become a conspiracy theorist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted September 23, 2006 Surely the corpse would be a might more useful. Tempus, if you were president, how would you want to kill Bin Ladin? He can't be shot because then he would die thinking he's Jesus. I say we have a big circus in Yankee stadium. Tickets, pocorn, and we hang the sum bitch. All the money that is raised goes to the kids who lost there parents. Then I would put his death on every radio station, and every telivison channel in Iraq. I couldn't think of a better plan myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted September 23, 2006 This is the one you've bene waiting for folks.Osama bin Laden is dead according to authoratative sources in the frenmch secret services who are usually reliable.The report does seem to be credible.This news wa sjust reported a few minutes ago and will doubtless be major breaking news around the world in coming hours. It is too soon for this story to be confirmed. Too much can go wrong for President Bush between now and November's midterm elections. If Osama Bin Laden is dead, I would imagine this information would be suppressed until the end of October. I of course, do not know what I am talking about, but I have an ambition to become a conspiracy theorist. I doubt releasing the information that bin Laden is dead close to the mid-term elections would do the Republicans any good as the US forces didn't play any part in the supposed death of bin Laden. I think that's the part that would irritate Bush the most is if it was another country that either captured or killed him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 23, 2006 Surely the corpse would be a might more useful. Tempus, if you were president, how would you want to kill Bin Ladin? He can't be shot because then he would die thinking he's Jesus. I say we have a big circus in Yankee stadium. Tickets, pocorn, and we hang the sum bitch. All the money that is raised goes to the kids who lost there parents. Then I would put his death on every radio station, and every telivison channel in Iraq. I wouldn't kill him, I'd dress him in a fluffy yellow chick costume and make him perform to the Birdie Song on prime time TV. Possibly followed by Agadoo with all the correct actions, that should nicely destroy his credibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted September 23, 2006 It's bad news for Bush if Bin Laden dies now because it allows time before the mid-term elections for it to become bloody obvious that the 'insurgency' and 'war against terror' are nothing of the sort and that the various factions are just as dangerous without him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted September 23, 2006 Surely the corpse would be a might more useful. Tempus, if you were president, how would you want to kill Bin Ladin? He can't be shot because then he would die thinking he's Jesus. I say we have a big circus in Yankee stadium. Tickets, pocorn, and we hang the sum bitch. All the money that is raised goes to the kids who lost there parents. Then I would put his death on every radio station, and every telivison channel in Iraq. I wouldn't kill him, I'd dress him in a fluffy yellow chick costume and make him perform to the Birdie Song on prime time TV. Possibly followed by Agadoo with all the correct actions, that should nicely destroy his credibility. Yep. Immerse him in all that's best in western culture. 'dem gud am lidl yellah bas tuds weer goinduhSIVILEYEzum' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
