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Bruno, you might just want to check this thread again. My first post here was what I like to call a 'joke'. :referee:

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Bruno, you might just want to check this thread again. My first post here was what I like to call a 'joke'.  :referee:

As you know, I don't have a sense of humor (or as the foreigners spell it humour or in some parts humare). As for the other part, I'll pass on checking the previous post since this will help me maintain my self-righteous indignation at all things that are different in generalized appearance or attitude than I... uh what was the question again?

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Years ago I sold a gag to Radio Four for their - long discontinued - 'Weekending' topical comedy show. It concerned the death of Christopher Trace the first ever Blue Peter presenter. In the gag the vicar is speaking at his funeral saying something like

 

 

'Christopher was the first ever presenter of Blue Peter, finding a suitable epitaph for such a man is hard but.................here's one I prepared earlier!'

 

 

Boom boom!

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I think more discussion of Valerie Singleton - or Leslie Judd - would be very good thing...

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I'm a bit worried about the tortoise being buried in the BP garden - do their shells decompose?

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They could have turned it upside down and used it as a bulb planter...

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Sorry the last one was me (not logged on....)

 

Or you could have have stuck a pump in it and turned it into a water feature....

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Sorry the last one was me (not logged on....)

 

Or you could have have stuck a pump in it and turned it into a water feature....

Maybe that's what killed it in the first place?

 

'Christopher was the first ever presenter of Blue Peter, finding a suitable epitaph for such a man is hard but.................here's one I prepared earlier!'

I hope they asked for their money back! :blink:

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Maybe there should be a new thread - "1001 things to do with a dead tortoise"

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Valerie Singleton is 68 and returned to the show in 2000 for the opening of a time capsule she helped to plant. She also makes regular - if unwanted - appearances on the kind of web sites that out gay people. Valerie and - I think - Joan Armatrading are/were an item. I'm sure someone out there knows more than I do about it.

 

Lesley Judd is 58 and still works in conference organisation. She left the show to look after her husband who had MS.

 

Neither likely to cop it soon.

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Did it get run over or did it choke on something?

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Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then....

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Valerie Singleton is 68 and returned to the show in 2000 for the opening of a time capsule she helped to plant. She also makes regular - if unwanted - appearances on the kind of web sites that out gay people. Valerie and - I think - Joan Armatrading are/were an item. I'm sure someone out there knows more than I do about it.

 

Lesley Judd is 58 and still works in conference organisation. She left the show to look after her husband who had MS.

 

Neither likely to cop it soon.

Not a pretty image but let me have a little rummage around the gay side of the net......

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Well....

We have this very low-tech forum , surprisingly linked to the evil CPFC. Love the bit about Moira Stewart and Pat Butcher by the way. It sounds like nonsense.

 

But it does look like something both parties have admitted to and that is common knowledge. What the hell VS and JA have to do with Crystal Palace though I have no idea,

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I heard somewhere that Mr Duncan regularly appeared in porn movies before his BP fame. Could he be a contender due to some disease or other?

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Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then....

More like splodge than smudge

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I heard somewhere that Mr Duncan regularly appeared in porn movies before his BP fame. Could he be a contender due to some disease or other?

Urban myth I'm afraid.

 

I think the myth surrounds this film..

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Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then....

More like splodge than smudge

A touching tribute. Apparently he was 'involved in a car accident'.

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Yes this is sad.

 

A moments silence I think...

 

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Right. Hands up who wants to shag Konnie Huq?

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Look, we can mock humans all we want - 'nothin' but a virus with shoes' as Bill Hicks so memorably stated. But mocking the death of a cat?

 

Now that's serious.

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Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then....

More like splodge than smudge

How about "Splat"?

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Right. Hands up who wants to shag Konnie Huq?

How's about a threesome with Huq and Barker, please? That new northern-irish chick can join in too I suppose, as long as she doesn't speak.

 

<note to self: alcohol + deathlist = posts i'll regret in the morning>

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Right. Hands up who wants to shag Konnie Huq?

How's about a threesome with Huq and Barker, please? That new northern-irish chick can join in too I suppose, as long as she doesn't speak.

 

<note to self: alcohol + deathlist = posts i'll regret in the morning>

Huq and ( Ronnie ) Barker? Frightening thought, lay off the booze, It'll scramble your brains. *hic*

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<note to self: alcohol + deathlist = posts i'll regret in the morning>

Tell me about it! At least you haven't been sitting at your computer for half an hour making dalmatian poo. <_<

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