lospalmas7 12 Posted June 17, 2005 Bruno, you might just want to check this thread again. My first post here was what I like to call a 'joke'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted June 18, 2005 Bruno, you might just want to check this thread again. My first post here was what I like to call a 'joke'. As you know, I don't have a sense of humor (or as the foreigners spell it humour or in some parts humare). As for the other part, I'll pass on checking the previous post since this will help me maintain my self-righteous indignation at all things that are different in generalized appearance or attitude than I... uh what was the question again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 5, 2005 Years ago I sold a gag to Radio Four for their - long discontinued - 'Weekending' topical comedy show. It concerned the death of Christopher Trace the first ever Blue Peter presenter. In the gag the vicar is speaking at his funeral saying something like 'Christopher was the first ever presenter of Blue Peter, finding a suitable epitaph for such a man is hard but.................here's one I prepared earlier!' Boom boom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 6, 2005 I think more discussion of Valerie Singleton - or Leslie Judd - would be very good thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 6, 2005 I'm a bit worried about the tortoise being buried in the BP garden - do their shells decompose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 6, 2005 They could have turned it upside down and used it as a bulb planter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted July 6, 2005 Sorry the last one was me (not logged on....) Or you could have have stuck a pump in it and turned it into a water feature.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted July 6, 2005 Sorry the last one was me (not logged on....) Or you could have have stuck a pump in it and turned it into a water feature.... Maybe that's what killed it in the first place? 'Christopher was the first ever presenter of Blue Peter, finding a suitable epitaph for such a man is hard but.................here's one I prepared earlier!' I hope they asked for their money back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 6, 2005 Maybe there should be a new thread - "1001 things to do with a dead tortoise" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 3, 2005 Valerie Singleton is 68 and returned to the show in 2000 for the opening of a time capsule she helped to plant. She also makes regular - if unwanted - appearances on the kind of web sites that out gay people. Valerie and - I think - Joan Armatrading are/were an item. I'm sure someone out there knows more than I do about it. Lesley Judd is 58 and still works in conference organisation. She left the show to look after her husband who had MS. Neither likely to cop it soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 3, 2005 Is it just people or can we have Blue Peter pets and animals on the list? Another Blue Peter death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 3, 2005 Did it get run over or did it choke on something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 3, 2005 Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted October 4, 2005 Valerie Singleton is 68 and returned to the show in 2000 for the opening of a time capsule she helped to plant. She also makes regular - if unwanted - appearances on the kind of web sites that out gay people. Valerie and - I think - Joan Armatrading are/were an item. I'm sure someone out there knows more than I do about it. Lesley Judd is 58 and still works in conference organisation. She left the show to look after her husband who had MS. Neither likely to cop it soon. Not a pretty image but let me have a little rummage around the gay side of the net...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted October 4, 2005 Well.... We have this very low-tech forum , surprisingly linked to the evil CPFC. Love the bit about Moira Stewart and Pat Butcher by the way. It sounds like nonsense. But it does look like something both parties have admitted to and that is common knowledge. What the hell VS and JA have to do with Crystal Palace though I have no idea, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 4, 2005 I heard somewhere that Mr Duncan regularly appeared in porn movies before his BP fame. Could he be a contender due to some disease or other? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 4, 2005 Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then.... More like splodge than smudge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted October 4, 2005 I heard somewhere that Mr Duncan regularly appeared in porn movies before his BP fame. Could he be a contender due to some disease or other? Urban myth I'm afraid. I think the myth surrounds this film.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 4, 2005 Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then.... More like splodge than smudge A touching tribute. Apparently he was 'involved in a car accident'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 4, 2005 Yes this is sad. A moments silence I think... . . . . . . . . . . Right. Hands up who wants to shag Konnie Huq? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 4, 2005 Look, we can mock humans all we want - 'nothin' but a virus with shoes' as Bill Hicks so memorably stated. But mocking the death of a cat? Now that's serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 4, 2005 Sounds like it was run over. Very smudge then.... More like splodge than smudge How about "Splat"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted October 4, 2005 Right. Hands up who wants to shag Konnie Huq? How's about a threesome with Huq and Barker, please? That new northern-irish chick can join in too I suppose, as long as she doesn't speak. <note to self: alcohol + deathlist = posts i'll regret in the morning> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 4, 2005 Right. Hands up who wants to shag Konnie Huq? How's about a threesome with Huq and Barker, please? That new northern-irish chick can join in too I suppose, as long as she doesn't speak. <note to self: alcohol + deathlist = posts i'll regret in the morning> Huq and ( Ronnie ) Barker? Frightening thought, lay off the booze, It'll scramble your brains. *hic* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 4, 2005 <note to self: alcohol + deathlist = posts i'll regret in the morning> Tell me about it! At least you haven't been sitting at your computer for half an hour making dalmatian poo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
