Lady Die 63 Posted December 20, 2005 Design your own snowman Admit it, you all gave yours comedy penis / breasts did you not? I wouldn't have dreamt of doing such a thing..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted December 20, 2005 I hope this one hasn't been posted already, but apologies if it has: http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf Here's the instructions in English, in case anyone's Japanese isn't up to scratch Everybody has to cross the river. The following rules apply: 1) Only two persons on the raft at a time. 2) The father cannot stay with any of the daughters without their mother’s presence. 3) The mother cannot stay with any of the sons without their father’s presence. 4) The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member if the policeman is not there. 5) Only the father, the mother and the policeman know how to operate the raft. Click on the link - then to start, click on the BIG BLUE CIRCLE on the right. To move the people, click on them. To move the raft, click on the pole on the opposite side of the river. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's not only a fascinating logic game, there's also some inherent insight into Japanese psychology/views of child molestation & incest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 20, 2005 I hope this one hasn't been posted already, but apologies if it has: http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf Here's the instructions in English, in case anyone's Japanese isn't up to scratch Everybody has to cross the river. The following rules apply: 1) Only two persons on the raft at a time. 2) The father cannot stay with any of the daughters without their mother’s presence. 3) The mother cannot stay with any of the sons without their father’s presence. 4) The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member if the policeman is not there. 5) Only the father, the mother and the policeman know how to operate the raft. Click on the link - then to start, click on the BIG BLUE CIRCLE on the right. To move the people, click on them. To move the raft, click on the pole on the opposite side of the river. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's not only a fascinating logic game, there's also some inherent insight into Japanese psychology/views of child molestation & incest 1, Policeman and thief, policeman returns, 2, Policeman and daughter, policeman and thief return, 3, Mother and daughter, mother returns, 4, Father and mother, father returns, 5, Policeman and thief, mother returns, 6, Father and mother, father retuns, 7, Father and son, policeman and thief return, 8, Policeman and son, policeman returns 9, Policeman and thief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 21, 2005 2) The father cannot stay with any of the daughters without their mother’s presence.3) The mother cannot stay with any of the sons without their father’s presence. Something disturbing about this, I feel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 21, 2005 Should we also trrim oour toenails and the such prior to death since theres a rumour (I used the British Spelling) that they grow after we have bit the dust? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 21, 2005 Should we also trrim oour toenails and the such prior to death since theres a rumour (I used the British Spelling) that they grow after we have bit the dust? It's a myth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 21, 2005 Oh......so I guess that'll free up some time for me.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 21, 2005 Check out who MSNBC deems to be the Most Significant Deaths of 2005. Many entertainers, very Americentric of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 22, 2005 Play some Christmas games Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 22, 2005 Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 22, 2005 Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen A truly unpleasant story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 22, 2005 Change your name to Bottomface Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 22, 2005 Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen It begs two questions: 1. What happened to the skin? 2. Can you catch cancer from a bone implant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 22, 2005 Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen I saw a Nacho Cerda short film the other day called "Aftermath," which was a grusome and unforgiving portrayal of necrophillia, which really made me wonder whether I wanted to be buried or cremated... now it seems that unless I end up owning my own funeral parlor, I'm screwed either way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 22, 2005 Is it possible to have a kind and forgiving portrayal of necrophillia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 22, 2005 Is it possible to have a kind and forgiving portrayal of necrophillia? Well they had that Kevin Bacon movie which was portrayed how hard it was for him as a paedophile to re-integrate into society... I didn't see the whole thing, so I don't think it was supporting his actions, more like forgiving them. Anyone seen the whole movie to correct me on this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 22, 2005 Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen It begs two questions: 1. What happened to the skin? 2. Can you catch cancer from a bone implant? 1. I think they cremated it. 2. If the bone isn't rejected by your body then I would exect there to be a chance that the cancer cells would find a friendly environment somewhere in it. Can anyone confirm this? 3. Begs the question! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 22, 2005 Begs the question, All teachers are pedants, but not all pedants are teachers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 22, 2005 Not sure where to post this....Alistair Cooke's bones stolen It begs two questions: 1. What happened to the skin? 2. Can you catch cancer from a bone implant? 1. I think they cremated it. 2. If the bone isn't rejected by your body then I would exect there to be a chance that the cancer cells would find a friendly environment somewhere in it. Can anyone confirm this? 3. Begs the question! I thought I'd f**ked that up. Thanks for putting me right. I still don't think I really understand it. Sorry for swearing. I'm just enjoying the miracle of the asterisk machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted December 23, 2005 Kick Santa as far as you can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 30, 2005 While waiting for death to come a calling I play with my Matchbox cars, setting them on fire, crashing them, tossing them off coffee table bridges and of course eat plenty of Quaker oatmeal because it is the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted December 30, 2005 For all those members and guests that got air rifles for Christmas this year, why not play "Leon" by shooting at middle aged men from your bedroom window? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,095 Posted December 30, 2005 Live it Up! page not found..............sound familiar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 30, 2005 For all those members and guests that got air rifles for Christmas this year, why not play "Leon" by shooting at middle aged men from your bedroom window? Are you a middle aged man voluneteering for target practice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites