Paul Bearer 5,683 Posted November 12, 2005 They have also predicted that it shall be one of the coldest winters (UK) on record so thats a bonus. I doubt it will be that cold. How is it a bonus? None of the DeathList candidates resident in the UK are poverty stricken. I'm sure they can afford to have very well heated homes. They might slip on some ice or snow. Apparently the Thames is going to freeze for the first time since 1962. Sorry to disagree with you, but the weathermen/women can't predict the weather a couple of DAYS in advance, so what chance do you think they have of predicting the weather months in advance. When I said a cold snap, I meant a couple of days, not the next ice age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted November 12, 2005 Actrually the weather forecasters can't even tell you what the weather is at the time they are announcing the weather....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted November 12, 2005 I find going around with my eyes closed adds a certain piquancy to life, especially when crossing a busy road. You really are best off trying this on 8 lane highways....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted November 12, 2005 They have also predicted that it shall be one of the coldest winters (UK) on record so thats a bonus. I doubt it will be that cold. How is it a bonus? None of the DeathList candidates resident in the UK are poverty stricken. I'm sure they can afford to have very well heated homes. They might slip on some ice or snow. Apparently the Thames is going to freeze for the first time since 1962. Or they might be trampled underfoot by a woolly mammoth. Has anybody told the Thames it's supposed to freeze over. You really do put too much faith in weather forecasters. I'll believe it when I see it. I did say apparently. Perhaps we should ask Weatherman90. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted November 12, 2005 Where is W90 these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted November 12, 2005 Where is W90 these days? Strolling along the Embankment looking for signs of ice I hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,683 Posted November 12, 2005 Where is W90 these days? No doubt totally engrossed in his ' Greatest hit (sic) of Barry Manilow' collection. Alternativley, do we really care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 13, 2005 Find your soulmate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted November 13, 2005 Find your soulmate. What lady could resist Casey the Christian clown. A real catch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 14, 2005 Donate your body to medical science Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted November 15, 2005 ive got a feeling that there wont be any more deathlist hits this year We're coming into a cold snap now Iain, that might take one or two of them, don't be too down hearted There is still plenty of time, so I would not yet lose hope. Regards, ff Deathlist.net Graduates in November and December Ray Moore – December 1st, 1989 Dan Maskell – December 10th, 1992 Bill Bixby – November 21st, 1993 Paul Eddington – November 4th, 1995 Jackie Mann – November 12th, 1995 Dean Martin – December 25th, 1995 Dr. Hastings Banda – November 27th, 1997 Lord Lew Grade – December 13th, 1998 Quentin Crisp – November 21st, 1999 Mary Whitehouse – November 22nd, 2001 Lord Scarman – December 8th, 2004 Artie Shaw – December 30th, 2004 Having gone out on a limb and quasi-predicted a DL graduation elsewhere, it is now the time. I reckon we'll be mourning the loss of young Claude within the month (that is, between Nov 15th - Dec 15th). It will be sad to see him go, but I'm sure he'll be happy knowing that his passing is doing the DL a tremendous service. Plus, death always increases book sales, which I'm sure will be good for surviving family members etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 15, 2005 Skull washed to the surface of grave by the rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted November 15, 2005 Invite some friends over for a hacky-sack session. That'll kill a few hours... This young chap has clearly been practicing. Don't attempt this at home, kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted November 16, 2005 Go to Asda for the weekly shop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted November 16, 2005 Go to Asda for the weekly shop. Asda or Walmart lite as I prefer to call it, has a reputation to maintain. They offered this lady a paltry £100, if this had happened in the US, she'd sue for hundreds of thousands of Dollars and probably win a sizeable settlement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 16, 2005 Smack the penguin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted November 16, 2005 Smack the penguin 320.3 was the best I could do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 16, 2005 Buy a flat at Purley Gate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted November 16, 2005 Buy a flat at Purley Gate That's just down the road! I'll take a look in the morning... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 17, 2005 Sleep with a corpse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted November 17, 2005 Dance with the devil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted November 21, 2005 Sell your soul to the devil, then when he comes to collect, tell him Ozzy sent you, at which point he will say " Ohh sorry, I didn't realise you were one of his mates" at which point he'll use any excuse to buy you a big mac, chips & a shake! Also watch out for the regular Xmas card Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 21, 2005 Read about spontaneous combustion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
