Windsor 2,214 Posted September 21, 2005 Deathclock says I wil die Tuesday, March 8, 2039. So I'm going to die 4 months before my 52nd Birthday.Oh goody . Windsor, you're not a tubby, chain smoking pessimist by any chance? Actually I'm a underweight, non-smoking pessimist. I got a body mass of 10 - I think something went wrong... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted September 21, 2005 Sept. 10, 2064 for me so I got a while yet I would hope , I think the deathclock needs some tweaks since it is saying that I will only live to 74! The average age for a male in the U.S. has long surpassed that. The optimistic mode however gives me until 2081 With my luck I will probably die of some sort of accident...having broke 4 bones already at age 14. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 22, 2005 If I can nudge my BMI up from 26 (overweight) to 30 (obese) I will live an extra 10 years! Bring on the cream cakes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 22, 2005 Funnily enough, I made a quick guess before I took part in the Deathclock. 2015 I thought. The result: 20/12/2016! I've got eleven years left to live... ...I'm not even 30 yet! It was Black Sabbath that sang "Die Young" (Ozzy Osbourne debut the Death List in 1987 at age 39). Black Sabbath went further - "So live for today Tomorrow never comes - Die young, young! Die young, die young! Die young, die young, young! Die young, die young, die young, die young, die young!!" Merlin... No subiminal messages in that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,214 Posted September 22, 2005 Deathclock says I wil die Tuesday, March 8, 2039. So I'm going to die 4 months before my 52nd Birthday.Oh goody . Change of plan - I actually have a body mass of 25 (not 10) so now I die on Monday 9th May 2061 just 2 months before my 74th birthday. A bit better I suppose... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Merlin Posted September 24, 2005 Deathclock says I wil die Tuesday, March 8, 2039. So I'm going to die 4 months before my 52nd Birthday.Oh goody . Change of plan - I actually have a body mass of 25 (not 10) so now I die on Monday 9th May 2061 just 2 months before my 74th birthday. A bit better I suppose... So you're now 13 years old...? Merlin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Merlin Posted September 24, 2005 Funnily enough, I made a quick guess before I took part in the Deathclock. 2015 I thought. The result: 20/12/2016! I've got eleven years left to live... ...I'm not even 30 yet! It was Black Sabbath that sang "Die Young" (Ozzy Osbourne debut the Death List in 1987 at age 39). Black Sabbath went further - "So live for today Tomorrow never comes - Die young, young! Die young, die young! Die young, die young, young! Die young, die young, die young, die young, die young!!" Merlin... No subiminal messages in that one. No subliminal messages... it's very clear what needs to be done... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,214 Posted September 24, 2005 Deathclock says I wil die Tuesday, March 8, 2039. So I'm going to die 4 months before my 52nd Birthday.Oh goody . Change of plan - I actually have a body mass of 25 (not 10) so now I die on Monday 9th May 2061 just 2 months before my 74th birthday. A bit better I suppose... So you're now 13 years old...? Merlin No, I'm 18. 2061-1987=74 2005-1987=18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 85 Posted September 24, 2005 That's easy! Just go here! DWB It says I died in June........ OF 1996! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,398 Posted September 24, 2005 It says I died in June........ OF 1996! I could have know this forum would attract the undead. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,886 Posted September 24, 2005 October 12 2032. Being pessimistic takes years off you funnily enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Randy Posted September 26, 2005 I died Monday the 13th of October 1983 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest_Merlin1935 Posted September 29, 2005 It says I died in June........ OF 1996! I could have know this forum would attract the undead. regards, Hein : HA HA HA HA HA HAHA ...HAHAH HA HA HA HA (echoes)...HA HA HA HAH AH HA ha ha ha ha ha (fading echoes...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 29, 2005 I am too chicken to try this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 29, 2005 I am too chicken to try this. You might find out that you're dead already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 29, 2005 I am too chicken to try this. You might find out that you're dead already Only from the neck up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest frank dragonutz Posted January 11, 2006 This is Dorian and I've got 3 years to live cuz I've got cancer from smoking so if you smoke I'll see everyone in hell but until then smoke all the drugs you want and I'll pray for you in the end Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,214 Posted January 11, 2006 This is Dorian and I've got 3 years to live cuz I've got cancer from smoking so if you smoke I'll see everyone in hell but until then smoke all the drugs you want and I'll pray for you in the end Three years eh. I would have though that it would be less than that if your cancer was brought on by smoking. Anyway, all the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 11, 2006 This is Dorian and I've got 3 years to live cuz I've got cancer from smoking so if you smoke I'll see everyone in hell but until then smoke all the drugs you want and I'll pray for you in the end Three years eh. I would have though that it would be less than that if your cancer was brought on by smoking. Anyway, all the best. Don't see you as the smoking kind Winnie your more of a chewing gum\ sports jacket type guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grobler 35 Posted January 11, 2006 that death clock is b*llocks isn't it ? I'm due to go next year.....and I didn't even tell it about my high blood pressure and cholestrol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted January 11, 2006 that death clock is b*llocks isn't it ?I'm due to go next year.....and I didn't even tell it about my high blood pressure and cholestrol I suspect so. Apparently I would gain several years by nudging my weight to a dangerously obese level. I'l let you know, ....if I'm still around! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 11, 2006 that death clock is b*llocks isn't it ?I'm due to go next year.....and I didn't even tell it about my high blood pressure and cholestrol I suspect so. Apparently I would gain several years by nudging my weight to a dangerously obese level. I'l let you know, ....if I'm still around! Deathclocks can barely predict anything besides mathmatical anwsers that were determined by specialists. They say one of the true secretes to a long life lives within your genes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 11, 2006 Anything useful within my jeans died long ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted January 11, 2006 I don't need a Deathclock. I think I'm going to die within one and a half months after my 67th birthday... possibly of liver failure... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,398 Posted January 11, 2006 Anything useful within my jeans died long ago. I'm sorry to hear that; must be awful. regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
