Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted April 30, 2004 Came upon this article concerning HRH's bit on the side: http://www.itv.com/news/1236626.html Aren't these things always officially denied regardless of whether they are true or not? Could be the start of something bigger (and I don't just mean the cancer). DWB 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted April 30, 2004 DWB - Will you reassure me you're not just angling for a great headline...? "Camilla Parker Bowles a Strike!" is I'm sure what you have in mind 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted May 2, 2004 Sadly, this link has already expired. So only you and Reaper are in on this at the moment. Where does she park her bowles anyway? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted May 2, 2004 For Mr. Alive's reading pleasure I include below the latest link on the CPB cancer story. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_ob...-name_page.html If it does become apparent that she has smoking related lung cancer, could the headline be: "Camilla Parker Bowles a Lucky Strike"? DWB 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdieNumNums 12 Posted May 11, 2004 Does anyone know just how sick the woman is? She could be a candidate for 2005!! * getting excited about next years list already, sorry* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted May 11, 2004 At least it would solve the 'will she / won't she be queen' debate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted May 11, 2004 Did this story appear anywhere else other than the tabloids or is it a smokescreen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest "Aussie Joe" Posted February 10, 2005 Appararently, to celebrate the event, Royal Doulton are releasing a commemorative toilet bowl. It will be know as the .... ..... Camilla Parker Bowl OZJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 296 Posted February 11, 2005 If Camilla Parker Bowles ... we could do with her down in South Africa right now. Couldn't do any worse than Hoggy 'n' Harmy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 11, 2005 Does Camilla Parker Bowels over the new Royal Daulton item? On that pleasant note........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted February 11, 2005 Came upon this article concerning HRH's bit on the side: http://www.itv.com/news/1236626.html Aren't these things always officially denied regardless of whether they are true or not? Could be the start of something bigger (and I don't just mean the cancer). DWB I heard her for the first time on TV last night and I can assure you she can express herself orally. Well, we knew that's why Charlie dumped Diana anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jon Posted February 17, 2005 There are some itneresting rumours about that lady at http://www.camilla-parker-bowles.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Kid 3 Posted February 24, 2005 I see they've issued a new £2 coin in honour of the happy couple... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted February 24, 2005 I see they've issued a new £2 coin in honour of the happy couple... It is quite fitting, if I may say so. Queen thinks Charles puts personal life before duty: report Queen not going to Charles wedding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Is it true that the Queen's wedding present to Camilla is a weekend in Paris, car and driver provided? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted April 5, 2005 Poor old Camilla must be cursing her luck recently - loads of crap going off about her wedding to Charles, then the Pope goes and scuppers the big day - what next? - a reappearance of the cancer scare thread? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted April 5, 2005 Has anyone seen any evidence to support the belief that she wasn't quite such a Howling Dog as now when she was a few years younger? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted April 5, 2005 Has anyone seen any evidence to support the belief that she wasn't quite such a Howling Dog as now when she was a few years younger? No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted April 5, 2005 Has anyone seen any evidence to support the belief that she wasn't quite such a Howling Dog as now when she was a few years younger? No. LP7, what sort of websites are you perusing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) I suppose I should clarify that I came across this picture as result of a Google search for 'Camilla Parker Bowles' and not one for 'bare bottom canings'. 'Witty' remarks duly anticipated. Oh look! Too late. Edited April 5, 2005 by lospalmas7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 296 Posted April 5, 2005 Ah, now I understand why she was attracted to Charles, once of Gordonstoun I recall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 5, 2005 Ah, now I understand why she was attracted to Charles, once of Gordonstoun I recall. I've just realised that Charles may be trying to emulate Richard the third*. If his impending marriage compromises his chances of becoming King, then truly he will have acheived the famous quote "A horse, a horse, my Kingdom for a horse". * for our American readers, Richard III may confuse and sound like a film sequel (remember the problems with "The Madness of King George III" out there?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 12, 2007 Camilla is to have a Hysterectomy. I suppose you can't take any chances, you never know what might happen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 12, 2007 This thread should be renamed 'Camila, Duchess of Cornwall'. Or 'Camilla, Princess of Wales'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca de Winter 8 Posted February 12, 2007 Or The Royal Whore... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
