in eternum+ 22 Posted October 9, 2005 Whilst idly probing sections of this site I was unfamiliar with, I chanced upon the merch. What I want to know is: how much of this has actually sold? Was I remiss in not purchasing my DL mug when I joined up? And furthermore, where's the "special merchandise" celebrating "big DeathList successes as they happen" as promised? May I suggest that more... fashionable... items be put up for sale? For example the DL Bikini. Or the matching DL His and Hers Cufflinks. Or perhaps the DL Aromatherapy Set of Bath Oils. Maybe there could be a monthly bit of kitch commemorating [sp?] the top poster of the month: like the Tempus Fugit Set of Six Coasters. Or maybe we need to think more long term: for example, a lovely dinnerware set where each month a new piece comes out (soup bowls, side plates, gravy boat) upon which is inscribed the best Guest Rant of the month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted October 9, 2005 Perhaps a barbeque set would be more appropriate? Or a toaster? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 9, 2005 Or an hourglass with the logo, that'd be brilliant for the desk at work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 9, 2005 Or an hourglass with the logo, that'd be brilliant for the desk at work. [VOICE=Monty Burns]Excellent![/VOICE] regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 9, 2005 Or an hourglass with the logo, that'd be brilliant for the desk at work. I want one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted October 9, 2005 Or an hourglass with the logo, that'd be brilliant for the desk at work. I want one! I want a desk.... But I could wear the tee-shirt to work. That should go down well in the local (C of E) primary school! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted October 9, 2005 The hourglass idea is brilliant. Perhaps to commemorate the 2004 championship season? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 9, 2005 What I want to know is: how much of this has actually sold? Was I remiss in not purchasing my DL mug when I joined up? And furthermore, where's the "special merchandise" celebrating "big DeathList successes as they happen" as promised? May I suggest that more... fashionable... items be put up for sale? For example the DL Bikini. Or the matching DL His and Hers Cufflinks. Or perhaps the DL Aromatherapy Set of Bath Oils. Maybe there could be a monthly bit of kitch commemorating [sp?] the top poster of the month: like the Tempus Fugit Set of Six Coasters. How much merchandise is sold? - Well that remains a mystery but i'm guessing it's not sold at a rate that would make a man wonderfully wealthy. And speacial merchandise? First i've heard of it? If a new peice of merchandise was suppose to be put on the market after every success that arrives we should have a couple more selections then a mug shirt and mouse pad. If i could suggest i would say a DL lighter would hit the spot or even a cap with the DL logo. Perhaps even a DL calender? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted October 9, 2005 Or the matching DL His and Hers Cufflinks. ? I have to confess that I thought of a similar sounding item when I first read that! I'd buy a lighter, though. Good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 9, 2005 I'd buy a lighter, though. Good idea. I'd buy a lighter as well, but I keep losing the damn things, so perhaps a glow in the dark one would be better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted October 9, 2005 I'd like a DL wineglass, lovingly personalised with my top ten most embarrassing late-night posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted October 9, 2005 Perhaps even a DL calender? Thankfully nobody has suggested that the mods and admin have to appear nude in it with coffins and hymn books 'strategically' placed in the shots. I understand it's all the rage! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 9, 2005 I'd like a DL wineglass, lovingly personalised with my top ten most embarrassing late-night posts Ditto! (not sure 1 wineglass would have enough room to display my ramblings) How about DL 'His and Her' matching thongs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 9, 2005 For the ranters I propose the DeathList keyboard cover: regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted October 9, 2005 DL Absinthe spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted October 9, 2005 I wonder if scsibear could be persuaded to incorporate the logo into his hand knitted Tea Cozies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted October 9, 2005 I wonder if scsibear could be persuaded to incorporate the logo into his hand knitted Tea Cozies. hehe sure Captain...no probs....just send me the Wool, Knitting pattern and the needles and we're sorted..as no one gave me any advice regarding my wee teapots hat. Hey also maybe Amanda and FF could be persuaded to put the DL logo onto their clay pigeons before they twat them into oblivion..hmmm would that be considered... Irony ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 9, 2005 I'm generally a cheap bastard so I'm quite content with my home-made deathlist.net screen saver. Just copy and paste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted October 9, 2005 I wonder if scsibear could be persuaded to incorporate the logo into his hand knitted Tea Cozies. hehe sure Captain...no probs....just send me the Wool, Knitting pattern and the needles and we're sorted..as no one gave me any advice regarding my wee teapots hat. OK... so here we have a rather fetching 1937 tea cosy cover, or this one is the ribbed design familiar to many from school knitting lessons. An embarrassing pair here, or perhaps for the outdoor tea drinker this hat which would probably do the job extrememly well. Remember to measure out the yarn carefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted October 9, 2005 Hmmm I'll need to get myself one of those dictionaries Tempus Ohh and BTW..is that a...Vulgar dictionary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted October 9, 2005 I wonder if scsibear could be persuaded to incorporate the logo into his hand knitted Tea Cozies. hehe sure Captain...no probs....just send me the Wool, Knitting pattern and the needles and we're sorted..as no one gave me any advice regarding my wee teapots hat. OK... so here we have a rather fetching 1937 tea cosy cover, or this one is the ribbed design familiar to many from school knitting lessons. An embarrassing pair here, or perhaps for the outdoor tea drinker this hat which would probably do the job extrememly well. Remember to measure out the yarn carefully. HAHAHA..hey, now I'm totally teacozzied oot ma nut..but ya know the best bit...see that pic of the last link....well LadyGrendel has a hat just like that....and I'm NOT kiddin...even the bobble..tho I think the dog may have buried that in a shallow grave in the back garden a few years back. Tho, there are a few good ideas to be getting on with...TeacozieTastic !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 9, 2005 I'd like a DL wineglass, lovingly personalised with my top ten most embarrassing late-night posts A deathlist wine glass? What a marvelous idea! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted October 10, 2005 A barrage of excellent suggestions! I am especially amenable to the wine glasses, the hourglass, and the calendar (nudity optional of course). I was also thinking that perhaps more could be made out of some of the avatars: decks of cards, dart boards, shot glasses, etc. And getting back to the 'special merch', what about a chess set where all the pieces are made up of the DL successes? That would be swish. Does anyone know the aniversary of the DL (what year it started?) Maybe if there's any kind of aniversary coming up celebrating the nth year of the DL, the chess set could be commemorative, with different pieces being different successes from years gone by: Bishop = Pope JP King = King Hussein Queen = Queen Juliana Rook = Max Schmeling The Knight = Roy Rogers The Pawns = these could be themed, like all the comedians, or all the actors, etc. Not that I've given this much thought... I was stuck on a 7 hour coach ride today... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 10, 2005 And getting back to the 'special merch', what about a chess set where all the pieces are made up of the DL successes? That would be swish. Does anyone know the aniversary of the DL (what year it started?) Maybe if there's any kind of aniversary coming up celebrating the nth year of the DL, the chess set could be commemorative, with different pieces being different successes from years gone by: Bishop = Pope JP King = King Hussein Queen = Queen Juliana Rook = Max Schmeling The Knight = Roy Rogers The Pawns = these could be themed, like all the comedians, or all the actors, etc. Bishop = Pope JP King = King Hussein Queen = Queen Mother Rook = Max Schmeling The Knight = Ronald Reagon The Pawns = these could be themed, like all the comedians, or all the actors, etc. Those would be better suggestions for chess peices. Also the DL was created in December 1987. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
