honez 79 Posted December 12, 2005 Perhaps, but i'm really not A Alchoholic. But thankfully you are also likely to remain anonymous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Matt Posted December 12, 2005 I expect to die a slow painful death choking on my own vomit while the skunk pussies and Jizz mokeys rip the rotting flesh from my bones as I drown in a sea of black puss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cup of Tea 3 Posted December 12, 2005 Or maybe youll get hit by a taxi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 12, 2005 I'd say 67, probably of liver failure. 67 whaT? I am having trouble following where that statement was referrring to. Oh right, now I remember... that's when and perhaps how I think I'll die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted December 14, 2005 I expect to die a slow painful death choking on my own vomit while the skunk pussies and Jizz mokeys rip the rotting flesh from my bones as I drown in a sea of black puss. Thankre yiu for sharing keep comeing back................................................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted December 14, 2005 Die at your own risk, mayor proposes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pequenoinfernoangel 0 Posted December 14, 2005 the Death Test on www.okcupid.com said i've got until 86, but the probable cause of death was sealed for privacy.... these are fun tho~ INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT DEATH In America, the average life span for males is 72.5 years The average for females is 77.1 On earth, someone dies every 2 seconds or so. So far, the only proven way to extend the human life span is by slowing the metabolism with a calorie-restricted diet—consuming less than 1200 calories a day! The oldest person on record was 124 when she died! The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old. Blue whales can live more than 500 years, due to the slowing arctic waters. An adult mayfly usually lives less 24 hours. All members of the species of mouse commonly used in lab experiments, mus musculus musculus, are genetically identical and to some degree share memories of other mice's past lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 14, 2005 All you need to know - and then a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 14, 2005 Interesting. Does death have an ology? I see that fear of death is necrophobia. Would that make the study of death necrophology? If so, would that make the members of this site necrophologists? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 14, 2005 The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old. How do they know that thats the youngest. Someone may have died aged 0.5 seconds but didn't bother recording it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted December 16, 2005 Interesting. Does death have an ology? I see that fear of death is necrophobia. Would that make the study of death necrophology? If so, would that make the members of this site necrophologists? Thanatology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 16, 2005 Interesting. Does death have an ology? I see that fear of death is necrophobia. Would that make the study of death necrophology? If so, would that make the members of this site necrophologists? Thanatology. I took a Thanatology class Senior Year of High School... unfortuneately there was no attention paid to Dead Pools, their functions and their communites, which is why I have become a disillusioned young lad and run off to the Deathlist forums! Fight the system! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted March 15, 2006 I didn't know the schools taught such exotic courses. Too bad they didn't seem to do that when I was growing up (or maybe I was too drunk to notice). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted March 15, 2006 The youngest was just 1.2 seconds old. How do they know that thats the youngest. Someone may have died aged 0.5 seconds but didn't bother recording it... Pretty much what I was thinking too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Himmler Posted March 16, 2006 I want to die in my sleep and be given the chance to relive my life so I don't make all the mistakes I did the first time round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 16, 2006 I want to die in my sleep and be given the chance to relive my life so I don't make all the mistakes I did the first time round. Volunteer for a drugs trial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 16, 2006 I want to die in my sleep and be given the chance to relive my life so I don't make all the mistakes I did the first time round. What, like breathe ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prince Vulpine 0 Posted March 16, 2006 I want to die in my sleep and be given the chance to relive my life so I don't make all the mistakes I did the first time round. If I could relive my life, I'll happily make exactly the same mistakes, but this time be sure to get away with them. Providing I stop drinking twice the Government guidelines, I reckon I might just make 70. Perhaps I should cut out the ciggies too. Alternatively, being murdered sometime in the next couple of years by a large vigilante group of aggrieved husbands would be cool, but chance would be a fine thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted June 8, 2006 Mercifully for all of us I have once more escaped from death. However I must admit that there was a close call on the way home when I was in the back seat of the taxi. I never knew it was possible to go through 4 lanes of traffic at such a clip. Still waiting to see if Dr Palms has bad news for me.......if he does I might have to get drunk again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted June 9, 2006 Great name for a doctor. You're in safe hands there, BB. Still waiting to see if Dr Palms has bad news for me.......if he does I might have to get drunk again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody Mary 0 Posted June 16, 2006 Mercifully for all of us I have once more escaped from death. However I must admit that there was a close call on the way home when I was in the back seat of the taxi. I never knew it was possible to go through 4 lanes of traffic at such a clip. Still waiting to see if Dr Palms has bad news for me.......if he does I might have to get drunk again. Me too, waiting for the news that is. I really enjoy your posts, very humorous. I still take life too seriously. Perhaps that will change on this site. I would like to be around for a few more years. Prefer heart attack to just about everything else !! Although, the Afterlife could prove to be one big party!! One can only hope. "You can call it punch, I calls it swill !" (? Can't remember who said this?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted June 17, 2006 Although, the Afterlife could prove to be one big party!! One can only hope. Welcome, Bloody Mary! May I recommend the eigth level of hell for all of your afterlife pleasures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted June 17, 2006 Although, the Afterlife could prove to be one big party!! One can only hope. Welcome, Bloody Mary! May I recommend the eigth level of hell for all of your afterlife pleasures. Welcome to the DL Bloody Mary, the eighth level may not be to your taste , full of magicians (can you imagine spending eternity in the company of Paul Daniels??? ), I recommend the 3rd level where fine dining is the order of the day, as long as you don't dislike dogs it is far superior to the other levels . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody Mary 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Although, the Afterlife could prove to be one big party!! One can only hope. Welcome, Bloody Mary! May I recommend the eigth level of hell for all of your afterlife pleasures. Welcome to the DL Bloody Mary, the eighth level may not be to your taste , full of magicians (can you imagine spending eternity in the company of Paul Daniels??? ), I recommend the 3rd level where fine dining is the order of the day, as long as you don't dislike dogs it is far superior to the other levels . Thank you Lady Grendel and in eternum+ for your warm "Welcome". You little imps must have read my bio Just call me Mary, no need to be so formal. The 8th level of Hell sounds like heaven to me and the 3rd level sounds absolutely delicious. I can't wait to start cooking on those lovely little fires. Love dogs (and cats...shhhhhhh). I have a Weimeraner aka couch potato. If anyone is interested....., if someone can name the artist of my avatar, I will give them a full tarot reading, choice of deck (one that I own, of course) and choice of a personal reading oooooorrrrr. . . to contact that someone special in the Afterlife, personally known or not. Yes, honored members, I contact the Dead. Sooooooooo...if you care to indulge, give it a whirl. The reading will be in the strictest confidence through email or posted for all to see, your choice again. Just moved from the Big City to the Big State, small town...I have been reading professionally for over 15 years and lecturing for 2, and I am dying (of boredom) to give a reading. This little town may tar and feather me if I pull out those cards Thanks again, and I hope to hear more from both of you and others soon. Mary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted June 21, 2006 Although, the Afterlife could prove to be one big party!! One can only hope. Welcome, Bloody Mary! May I recommend the eigth level of hell for all of your afterlife pleasures. Welcome to the DL Bloody Mary, the eighth level may not be to your taste , full of magicians (can you imagine spending eternity in the company of Paul Daniels??? ), I recommend the 3rd level where fine dining is the order of the day, as long as you don't dislike dogs it is far superior to the other levels . Thank you Lady Grendel and in eternum+ for your warm "Welcome". You little imps must have read my bio Just call me Mary, no need to be so formal. The 8th level of Hell sounds like heaven to me and the 3rd level sounds absolutely delicious. I can't wait to start cooking on those lovely little fires. Love dogs (and cats...shhhhhhh). I have a Weimeraner aka couch potato. If anyone is interested....., if someone can name the artist of my avatar, I will give them a full tarot reading, choice of deck (one that I own, of course) and choice of a personal reading oooooorrrrr. . . to contact that someone special in the Afterlife, personally known or not. Yes, honored members, I contact the Dead. Sooooooooo...if you care to indulge, give it a whirl. The reading will be in the strictest confidence through email or posted for all to see, your choice again. Just moved from the Big City to the Big State, small town...I have been reading professionally for over 15 years and lecturing for 2, and I am dying (of boredom) to give a reading. This little town may tar and feather me if I pull out those cards Thanks again, and I hope to hear more from both of you and others soon. Mary A very warm welcome from me too. I think I'm going to enjoy your contributions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
