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Apparently it's a song about having diabetes...

Is not!

 

Als de zon weer gaat schijnen

Zie ik jou daar staan

Het geluk dat kan niet op

Ik kan jou niet weerstaan

 

Als de zon weer gaat schijnen

Roep ik snel jouw naam

Stiekem ben ik verliefd

Hoop dat jij mij ziet staan

Which translates to:

 

When the Sun shines again

I see you there

I'm happy as can be

I can't resist you

 

When the Sun shines again

I quickly call your name

I'm secretly in love

Hope you see me

 

This immortal song was written by another fat bloke, Bolle Jan (Fat Jan).

 

That brat is called Bob, appropriately.

 

Is he No.1 in Holland yet, Magere Hein?

Not that I'm aware of, but then I don't follow the hit parade.

 

regards,

Hein

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Thought I'd share another death-related dream with you all.

 

As of yet, only Ronald Reagan has come true, and that was the day after the night I had the dream, so really I've got a pretty low record, but I thought I'd share this one because it was so specific.

 

Essentially, the dream was me reading a news article about how Ice T had died at the age of 55 in a car crash. That would put the dream at around 2013, which makes sense since my friend and I were older than we currently are. More relevantly, the dream also included the fact that rapped Ice Cube had already died (I made some lame joke like "Hey, you know how your drink doesn't have any Ice Cubes in it anymore? Well now the Ice Tea is gone too!" or some such nonsense that's funnier in the surreal world of dreams). The feeling I got, though, was that Ice Cube had died recentely as well.

 

Not sure what it means or if it'll come true, but just thought I'd throw out there since it was so specific.

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Rapper Proof (DeShaun Holton) shot dead at a night club.

 

I've never heard of him, but feel free to move this to the near misses thread if needed.

He was best man at Enimens wedding in january and was in the film 8 Mile so hes quite high up in the rap world heirarchy

 

Bloody hell, who was the worst?

 

The groom.

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Eminem died? www.angelfire.com/ny5/yahoonews000/ :blink:

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Eminem died? www.angelfire.com/ny5/yahoonews000/ :blink:

 

Given that the date on that 'news' article is Thursday, 10th July, 2003, I think we would be more aware of his death by now :rip:

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Raise your hand if this thread should be deleted?

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Hip-Hop afficionados Mao, Skinny, Hitler, Bush, Yeltsin and Stefani unite to support this thread. They don't think the thread should be deleted, lest Snoop Dogg, Skinnyman or one of their peers get "capped" sometime; they're just shameless self-publicists who'll go to any lengths to get their photo on DeathList.

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Hitherto unknown rapper, Rayquon Elliott, who went by the fine name of "Stack Bundles" , has made sure his record sales will pick up by getting himself shot dead in New York this morning.

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A rapper named VL Mike has died, not from having an eagle drop a tortoise on his head, not from choking on a prawn vol-au-vent, but, incredibly, from being gunned down with a bloody great big gun!

 

(Don't forget to use BallerStatus.com for all your hip-hop needs. Fo' shizzle, aight).

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Scottish rapper McBreed has died aged 36.

 

Oh, I beg your pardon! It's MC Breed.

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Scottish rapper McBreed has died aged 36.

 

Oh, I beg your pardon! It's MC Breed.

 

That particular breed is now extinct.

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Scottish rapper McBreed has died aged 36.

 

Oh, I beg your pardon! It's MC Breed.

 

That particular breed is now extinct.

 

Are you sure? Without knowing the slightest thing about this gentleman, I have enough knowledge of the genre to anticipate that he has fathered a large McBrood of McBreeds before bowing out.

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Rapper Coolio has been arrested for possession of crack cocaine. He should try living in an Amish paradise.

 

Spending a week in the company of Ulrika Johnson would drive anyone to crack IMO...

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Spending a week in the company of Ulrika Johnson would drive anyone to crack IMO...

You said crack. :)

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Spending a week in the company of Ulrika Johnson would drive anyone to crack IMO...

You said crack. :referee:

More talk about her toilet region. Polyfilla may help.

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Yikes.

 

Mind you. I've never looked at Janet Ellis in the same way since she was on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of years ago talking about stress induced incontinence in middle aged women. She was trying to raise awareness but didn't admit to being a sufferer, so let's hope she's not. Cause she's lovely. Much nicer than her daughter.

 

Mmm.... memories of Jigsaw, Blue Peter, etc......

 

This has nowt to do with rappers though...

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Yikes.

 

Mind you. I've never looked at Janet Ellis in the same way since she was on the Jeremy Vine show a couple of years ago talking about stress induced incontinence in middle aged women. She was trying to raise awareness but didn't admit to being a sufferer, so let's hope she's not. Cause she's lovely. Much nicer than her daughter.

 

Mmm.... memories of Jigsaw, Blue Peter, etc......

 

This has nowt to do with rappers though...

I would argue that given the thread title, we are only about 5cm off topic. Which is very close for me.

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Adam 'MCA' Yauch of the Beastie Boys is to have a cancerous tumour removed from his salivary gland.

 

Licensed to be ill.

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