The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Death Impends 7,979]

Didn't even bother to mention him before because he got nowhere near a qualifying obit till now, but now that his death got a brief Telegraph mention can I have points for Arturo Licata?

[Rotten Ali 600]

New rule:

Death of candidate of extremely high probability or likeliness of same (world's oldest man or woman) Minus five points

 

Death Impends gets another 51 points, and the lead.

 

1st - 76 points - Death Impends

2nd - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 61 points - time

4th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=5th - 40 points - Toast

=5th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

=7th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

=7th - 35 points - CaptainChorizo

9th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

10th - 21 points - DDT

11th - 16 points - The Unknown Man

12th - 14 points - msc

13th - 7.375 points - LFN

14th - 1 point - Deathray

=15th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

New rule:

Death of candidate of extremely high probability or likeliness of same (world's oldest man or woman) Minus five points

 

Death Impends gets another 51 points, and the lead.

 

1st - 76 points - Death Impends

2nd - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 61 points - time

4th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=5th - 40 points - Toast

=5th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

=7th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

=7th - 35 points - CaptainChorizo

9th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

10th - 21 points - DDT

11th - 16 points - The Unknown Man

12th - 14 points - msc

13th - 7.375 points - LFN

14th - 1 point - Deathray

=15th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

 

Aw no!!

 

C'mon Billy Graham, Sally Farmiloe...my bankers are a bunch of wankers, or summat.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

My sure hits ain't worth shit.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

My sure hits ain't worth shit.

 

Aye, what a year eh? I've won the HPDP with teams assembled over a pint and - by contrast - I thought I was brimming with nailed-on death in 2014 (and took ages to get the sequence right) only to see eight of the line up still breathing today!

[Rotten Ali 600]

Points for four teams on the news that Katherine Crowe has died.

Estuarian Float gets off the marks with 30 points, CaptainChorizo bags 25, I get 20 points and the_engineer starts with a 10 point hit.

 

1st - 76 points - Death Impends

2nd - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

3rd - 61 points - time

4th - 60 points - CaptainChorizo

5th - 50 points - Dead Cow

6th - 46 points - STAB in the DARK

=7th - 40 points - Toast

=7th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

9th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

10th - 30 points - Estuarian Float

11th - 21 points - DDT

12th - 16 points - The Unknown Man

13th - 14 points - msc

14th - 10 points - the_engineer

15th - 7.375 points - LFN

16th - 1 point - Deathray

=17th - 0 points - Magere Hein

=17th - 0 points - Tick Tock

=17th - 0 points - NagsHeadReading

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

I'm angry now. I'm slipping down the leaderboard faster than F1 slipped down the list of most watched sports in the age of Vettel.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Jaruzelski points for nine teams...

 

Hein and NagsHead get 50 points. Death Impends gets 45. The Engineer and Estuarian Float get 40 points. I get 30. Time and Bert Trautmann get 25 points. Unknown Man gets 20 points.

 

1st - 121 points - Death Impends

2nd - 86 points - time

3rd - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

4th - 70 points - Estuarian Float

5th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=6th - 60 points - CaptainChorizo

=6th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

=8th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=8th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=8th - 50 points - the_engineer

=12th - 40 points - Toast

=12th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

14th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 21 points - DDT

16th - 14 points - msc

17th - 7.375 points - LFN

18th - 1 point - Deathray

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[the_engineer 1,415]

Been away and just checked this i didn't even know katherine crowe and Jaruzelski had died . lol

[Rotten Ali 600]

Missed adding the points for Estuarian Float's team loss of Wubbo Ockels. That predated Jaruzelski's death so EF only gets 35 points for the General and 35 points for Wubbo (plus 14 bonus points)

 

Thus Estuarian Float is 2nd, not 4th.

 

1st - 121 points - Death Impends

2nd - 114 points - Estuarian Float

3rd - 86 points - time

4th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=6th - 60 points - CaptainChorizo

=6th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

=8th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=8th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=8th - 50 points - the_engineer

=12th - 40 points - Toast

=12th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

14th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

15th - 21 points - DDT

16th - 14 points - msc

17th - 7.375 points - LFN

18th - 1 point - Deathray

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

 

[Rotten Ali 600]

Carla Laemmle unique hit for Deathray, 30 points and 12 bonus points.

 

1st - 121 points - Death Impends

2nd - 114 points - Estuarian Float

3rd - 86 points - time

4th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=6th - 60 points - CaptainChorizo

=6th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

=8th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=8th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=8th - 50 points - the_engineer

12th - 43 point - Deathray

=13th - 40 points - Toast

=13th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

15th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

16th - 21 points - DDT

17th - 14 points - msc

18th - 7.375 points - LFN

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 600]

Casey Kasem points just for Estuarian Float, who now takes the lead.

 

1st - 163 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 121 points - Death Impends

3rd - 86 points - time

4th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=6th - 60 points - CaptainChorizo

=6th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

=8th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=8th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=8th - 50 points - the_engineer

12th - 43 point - Deathray

=13th - 40 points - Toast

=13th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

15th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

16th - 21 points - DDT

17th - 14 points - msc

18th - 7.375 points - LFN

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

So, Float Hopes, then.

[Rotten Ali 600]

You know what they say about the cream?

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

You know what they say about the cream?

 

You've glanced at the Deathrace leader board before posting that comment, right?

[Rotten Ali 600]

LFN looks like he has performed an ugly jump from 18th to 8th with a unique hit on Eli Wallach.

 

1st - 163 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 121 points - Death Impends

3rd - 86 points - time

4th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=6th - 60 points - CaptainChorizo

=6th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

8th - 56.375 points - LFN

=9th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=9th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=9th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=9th - 50 points - the_engineer

13th - 43 point - Deathray

=14th - 40 points - Toast

=14th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

16th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

17th - 21 points - DDT

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 600]

No one had Jim Garner but two teams had Joe McGinniss!

Now what an overlook on my part! He died on the 10th of March. Lots of re calculations and CaptainChorizo goes to 102 points from 60 points and Est Float goes to 178 from 163 points.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 121 points - Death Impends

3rd - 102 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 86 points - time

5th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

6th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

7th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

8th - 56.375 points - LFN

=9th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=9th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=9th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=9th - 50 points - the_engineer

13th - 43 point - Deathray

=14th - 40 points - Toast

=14th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

16th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

17th - 21 points - DDT

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

I'll support the fact that McGinnis was well obited at the time (incl. The Guardian), Deathrace awarded points to Esuarian Float in March.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Toast lands butter side up with her choice of Dora Bryan with unique bonus points being awarded.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 121 points - Death Impends

3rd - 102 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 86 points - time

5th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

6th - 68 points - Toast

7th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

8th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

9th - 56.375 points - LFN

=10th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=10th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=10th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=10th - 50 points - the_engineer

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

16th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

17th - 21 points - DDT

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[time 8,617]

Toast lands butter side up with her choice of Dora Bryan with unique bonus points being awarded.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 121 points - Death Impends

3rd - 102 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 86 points - time

5th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

6th - 68 points - Toast

7th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

8th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

9th - 56.375 points - LFN

=10th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=10th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=10th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=10th - 50 points - the_engineer

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

16th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

17th - 21 points - DDT

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

How/why did I miss her from my team??

[Toast 16,143]

Thank you. I think you'll find Dora scores panto points as well.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Thank you. I think you'll find Dora scores panto points as well.

 

And so will Sally Farmiloe, if she goes this year. From her website:

 

PANTO PARTS include:

 

DANDINI in CINDERELLA

PRINCE CHARMING in CINDERELLA

ROBIN in ROBIN HOOD AND THE BABES IN THE WOOD.

YUMMY MUMMY CHRISTMAS in PUSS N BATS THE WICKED QUEEN in SNOW WHITE

[Rotten Ali 600]

Thank you. I think you'll find Dora scores panto points as well.

 

Double that emotion...

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 121 points - Death Impends

3rd - 102 points - CaptainChorizo

4th - 86 points - time

=5th - 76 points - Toast

=5th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

7th - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

8th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

9th - 56.375 points - LFN

=10th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=10th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=10th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

=10th - 50 points - the_engineer

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

16th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

17th - 21 points - DDT

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 600]

Sally Farmiloe points to going to three teams, she scores panto points as well.

 

Maryport up by 56, the_engineer up by 21 & CaptainChorizo up by 35.

 

1st - 178 point - Estuarian Float

2nd - 137 points - CaptainChorizo

3rd - 122 points - Maryportfuncity

4th - 121 points - Death Impends

5th - 86 points - time

=6th - 76 points - Toast

=6th - 76 points - STAB in the DARK

8th - 71 points - the_engineer

9th - 60 points - Bert Trautmann

10th - 56.375 points - LFN

=11th - 50 points - Dead Cow

=11th - 50 points - Magere Hein

=11th - 50 points - NagsHeadReading

14th - 43 point - Deathray

15th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

16th - 36 points - The Unknown Man

17th - 21 points - DDT

18th - 14 points - msc

19th - 0 points - Tick Tock

20th - minus1point - Banshees Scream

 

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Didn't two or three of us have Albert Reynolds? He's languishing at #9 on my line up.