Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Deathray 2,940]

1 hour ago, bladan said:

I've been diagnosed with brain cancer and I don't seek treatment. I made the diagnosis. I know all about medicine because I once read a book about medicine or something like that. I fear another lobotomy may be imminent.

 

There's something wrong with your brain all right, but it ain't cancer.

[TQR 14,389]

2 hours ago, bladan said:

I know all about medicine because I once read a book about medicine or something like that.

 

I believe Louis Pasteur was once quoted as saying just that.

[theoldlady 2,300]

Who updates the first page? (I`m bored .)

[Deathray 2,940]

2 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

Who updates the first page? (I`m bored .)

 

Grim Reaper. I think. 

[bladan 293]

What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?

[En Passant 3,741]

31 minutes ago, bladan said:

What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?

I'd get down to the doctors sharpish and check that at least one type hasn't started lunch somewhat early.

[runebomme 377]

1 hour ago, bladan said:

What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?

 

I don't think worms do well in a high ethanol environment

[runebomme 377]

 

bladan is back from holiday

[drol 11,945]

On 15/05/2019 at 10:05, drol said:

My father has been discharged but is not too well. I fear another hospitalization may be imminent.

He is in his final hours/days. I wish it is soon, I can't see him suffering anymore.

[bladan 293]

Me and

[runebomme 377]

51 minutes ago, bladan said:

Me and

 

had a few bottles of white wine yesterday some Italian shit

now a nasty hangover paracetamol is only half working

[bladan 293]

31 minutes ago, runebomme said:

 

had a few bottles of white wine yesterday some Italian shit

now a nasty hangover paracetamol is only half working 

Avoid paracetamol it's bad for the liver. Just trust Bacchus

[runebomme 377]

2 minutes ago, bladan said:

Avoid paracetamol it's bad for the liver. Just trust Bacchus 

don't want anything to do with Bacchus today

 

paracetamol has to do

 

only had two bottles shit wine I think 

[bladan 293]

20 minutes ago, runebomme said:

don't want anything to do with Bacchus today

 

paracetamol has to do

 

only had two bottles shit wine I think 

Bacchus the god of wine & Bach the god of music... Aahh... No need for anything else - Don't think, just drink

[runebomme 377]

35 minutes ago, bladan said:

Bacchus the god of wine & Bach the god of music... Aahh... No need for anything else - Don't think, just drink

you are a naughty boy Mr Bladan

[drol 11,945]

On Wednesday one of my relatives suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and is now in irrevesible coma. Only 70 too. Yesterday my mother, who is already suffering from colorectal cancer and Alzheimer's, suffered an ischemic stroke.

 

Bad periods are bad periods.

[theoldlady 2,300]

4 hours ago, drol said:

On Wednesday one of my relatives suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and is now in irrevesible coma. Only 70 too. Yesterday my mother, who is already suffering from colorectal cancer and Alzheimer's, suffered an ischemic stroke.

 

Bad periods are bad periods.

Good God Drol, sorry you have to go through all this. Take care.

[TQR 14,389]

You’re really going through the shit lately, aren’t you @drol. Take care mate, stay strong and I really hope things pick up for you soon. 

[drol 11,945]

On 22/06/2019 at 11:35, drol said:

On Wednesday one of my relatives suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and is now in irrevesible coma. Only 70 too. Yesterday my mother, who is already suffering from colorectal cancer and Alzheimer's, suffered an ischemic stroke.

 

Bad periods are bad periods.

Dead.

[runebomme 377]

 

Mr bladan I will push you off and drink all your bottles

[bladan 293]

On 02/07/2019 at 12:59, runebomme said:

 

Mr bladan I will push you off and drink all your bottles

That position could cure my back - not.  Do you think it's a good idea to mix light or even non-alcoholic beer with vodka? My goal is to somehow get cheap strong beer, you know.

[runebomme 377]

the best way: go to your 96 percent dealer and buy 1L of it then take one large swig from the bottle quickly followed by downing a small beer bottle

[bladan 293]

18 minutes ago, runebomme said:

the best way: go to your 96 percent dealer and buy 1L of it then take one large swig from the bottle quickly followed by downing a small beer bottle

That could work! Sounds like Batman & Robin – the dynamic duo

[TQR 14,389]

1 hour ago, bladan said:

That could work! Sounds like Batman & Robin – the dynamic duo

 

I can see that cocktail catching on in all high end bars in the city. Beats a fucking espresso martini, anyway.

[runebomme 377]

you can get some here

 

https://www.masterofmalt.com/spirit/bartex/spirytus-duch-puszczy/?utm_content=bartex/spirytus-duch-puszczy&currencyCode=GBP&utm_source=database&utm_medium=base&utm_campaign=mom_base_1&gclid=CjwKCAjwsIbpBRBNEiwAZF8-z8f7cpeXpXqVAhBsqMwwmw77uTO8p7xiomkpbzEHkdKyEAk5Z4ss7xoCwkQQAvD_BwE

 

its good for camping