Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

[Boudicca 702]

    You ladies (male or female) are all c**ts! :               

I don't care if you are Irish, I live in Basildon!

Condolences, Mr Bastard!

[Banshees Scream 110]

I was a bit surprised to see a moderator getting the hump in here last night until I waded through this stuff (don't, not worth it). It is a pretty silly and rather self-indulgent thread. So it attracted lots of comments? I would rather have a thread with five or six quality contributions than one with 50 inane exchanges that don't make much sense. I like to see BS etc  pitching in but when they and one or two others get together it can get boring for everyone else. Then again, as BB has said before, you don't have to read this stuff and I think most other deathlisters probably steared clear of it.  But it's not the kind of thing that's going to attract quality posters and it's going to put off others.

 

Unfortunately the best way to get a popular thread is to:

 

1. Post something that's wrong that attracts corrections from some and derision from others.

2. Say something controversial that gets everybody going.

3. Say something political that gets everybody going.

4. Start baiting someone.

5. Say it's your birthday.

6. Be gushingly nice to a fellow deathlister.

 

But that's not quality and its the quality and wit that keeps some of us around.

 

I'm not claiming any special status here. I make my share of mistakes,  inane comments and occasional unpleasant remarks to other deathlisters (but only if they have been particularly unpleasant to me). But most of us know there is an invisible line on here over which we should not step. I'm not having a go at anyone - I love Americans, royalists and prolific posters who like to notch up their comments - and I'm sorry this is preachy, not meant to be, and I know it might bring down the pack on me. Ah well.

Godot - mainly all of my threads attract many replys.

 

Don't think I need to be lectured on what makes a quality one.

 

By the way - Myself and Bou are now friends again!

 

Had a little to much too drink last night..

Yes it was lecturing and you're quite right, there was no need for it. No harm either in having a few drinks and, now that the thread is quite explicit, all those who enter can see what they're in for. Sorry for going on so. It was that or walk the dog and the deathlist won again.

It's all allright Godot. I'd still puff a cigar with you at the street corner anytime.

[Star Crossed 33]

You ladies (male or female) are all c**ts! :

I don't care if you are Irish, I live in Basildon!

From Basildon, you say? Basildon Bond? Good job there's lead in your pencil.

 

I'm not Irish, but I'll have a go as well. This isn't amateur night, Mr Bastard...

[Godot 149]

Bloody hell, just read some more, getting too explicit. John Bastard, that's an unfortunate name, from Basildon too. A bit of a misogynist too it seems. Well it takes all sorts. Mind your head dearie.

[Guest John Bastard]

I was merely following the instructions on the thread title.

[Banshees Scream 110]

I was merely following the instructions on the thread title.

This can be a deathlist bar. Come here when your bored or drunk or if in a feud and need to finish it.

 

Only no drinks visible.

[Guest John Bastard]

misogynist?

 

"c**ts" is a common insult to people of either gender.

 

"Ladies" as used to belittle males i.e. R.Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

 

My talent for subtle humour is wasted on you paranoid types. I am going to bed.

[Godot 149]

misogynist?

 

"c**ts" is a common insult to people of either gender.

 

"Ladies" as used to belittle males i.e. R.Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

 

My talent for subtle humour is wasted on you paranoid types.  I am going to bed.

Hang about, Bastards don't go to bed at 11 pm or follow instructions. I think you just wanted to test the asterisk machine. Enjoy doing that myself.

[Guest John Bastard]

Whichever **** invented the asterisk machine can take his ***** and shove it up his **** along with his mother's **** sideways. Now **** *** ********

Ok?

[Banshees Scream 110]

Whichever **** invented the asterisk machine can take his ***** and shove it up his **** along with his mother's **** sideways.  Now ****  ***  ********

Ok?

Hey John Basterd, you never told me you studder when you spe spe speak.

 

*****

[Guest **** *******]

*** ***** ******* ****** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** ****

O'Sullivan!

[grobler 35]

is that you Richard ????

[grobler 35]

speak to us oh GREAT ONE...

[Banshees Scream 110]

is that you Richard ????

I truely doubt it's Richard O'Sullivan. Just a crazed guest.

[Windsor 2,233]

speak to us oh GREAT ONE...

For the love of God, I leave for 5 seconds and this is what happens....

 

 

What is it!?

[Guest **** *******]

****** *** ***** *** ******** ***** ***** ***** ******* ****** **** ****** Paula's tits HA HA HA *** ****** ***

[Godot 149]

It's a shame the asterisk doesn't work in reverse. Or maybe not.

[Banshees Scream 110]

speak to us oh GREAT ONE...

For the love of God, I leave for 5 seconds and this is what happens....

 

 

What is it!?

I thought he was speaking to me?

 

Also the long lost Administrator Stayin Alive hasn't died after all.

 

He's viewing some of the threads.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

****** *** ***** *** ******** ***** ***** ***** ******* ****** **** ****** Paula's tits HA HA HA *** ****** ***

It looks like the swear filter needs cleaning again.

 

regards,

Hein

[Banshees Scream 110]

****** *** ***** *** ******** ***** ***** ***** ******* ****** ****  ****** Paula's tits HA HA HA *** ****** ***

It looks like the swear filter needs cleaning again.

 

regards,

Hein

Yes Hein, it seems that the swear filter is never accurately on the ball.

 

1500!

[Windsor 2,233]

****** *** ***** *** ******** ***** ***** ***** ******* ****** ****  ****** Paula's tits HA HA HA *** ****** ***

It looks like the swear filter needs cleaning again.

 

regards,

Hein

Yes Hein, it seems that the swear filter is never accurately on the ball.

 

1500!

Congratulations Banshees.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Lets call the whole thing off!

I wonder what you are trying to call off?

 

A date?

 

A parade?

 

A joke?

 

A plan to steal gold?

 

A scam to make millions?

 

A plot to murder a Kennedy?

 

A card game that decides your future?

 

A boxing match against veteran boxer?

 

A race between your car and another?

 

A bet that I won't figure out what you are speaking about?

[Guest Himler]

Consider this.

If Jamie Oliver was to be executed, what would he choose as his last meal?

 

I would go for a take away curry or a Kebab as in that USA law states that the prisoner must be healthy before execution can take place. Good chance that a dose of the runs the next morning could cause a stay of execution. Hell you could keep that up for years!

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Consider this.

If Jamie Oliver was to be executed, what would he choose as his last meal?

 

I would go for a take away curry or a Kebab as in that USA law states that the prisoner must be healthy before execution can take place. Good chance that a dose of the runs the next morning could cause a stay of execution. Hell you could keep that up for years!

I would suggest Jamie Oliver should have the lot and much on Edwina Currie's kebab.

 

Quite peckish now.

[in eternum+ 22]

1500!

 

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Congrats Banshees! What a large number of posts your have...