Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 10, 2006 In response to a fine suggestion by Mr. Josco in another thread, here's a chance to ask that question that you've been dying to ask the deceased, before they passed away. Mine would be to Miles Davis. 'You are just making it all up as you go along aren't you?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 10, 2006 To the cocktail barman on the Titanic. Can I have more ice in this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted February 10, 2006 In response to a fine suggestion by Mr. Josco in another thread, here's a chance to ask that question that you've been dying to ask the deceased, before they passed away. I'd like to have asked Kurt Cobain where he bought his cartridges from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,539 Posted February 10, 2006 I'd have asked Marc Bolan if he knew of any good 2nd-hand car dealers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 10, 2006 Michael Hutchence; Where did you buy those tangerines?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted February 10, 2006 I'd ask Heinrich Himmler, if he wished he'd stuck to chicken farming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 10, 2006 To Rod Hull; Are you sure you can get Sky with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 10, 2006 To Adolf Hilter; What made you give up painting & decorating? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted February 10, 2006 To John Lennon, Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 10, 2006 To Fred West; That garden looks nice - do it yourself?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 10, 2006 To Harold Shipman; My mums just moved in with us - how longs the waiting list for the surgery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted February 10, 2006 "Would you like to Supersize that meal, Mr. Presley?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 10, 2006 To Princess Di: "Did you fasten your seatbelt?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted February 10, 2006 To Mr Dunn - "Were you ever aware of the DeathList, Clive?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted February 11, 2006 To Cliff Burton - How's the mattress on the top bunk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 11, 2006 To Mr Dunn - "Were you ever aware of the DeathList, Clive?" GR - it's not to late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 11, 2006 To John Lennon, Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ? Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit. There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted February 11, 2006 To John Lennon, Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ? Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit. There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh. No, I lost respect for Lennon when he changed his middle name from Winston to Ono. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 11, 2006 To Robert Kennedy How was Marilyn? To John Wilkes Booth How did you escape? To WC Feilds Did you really have camra's installed or some sort of listning device in the back room of your home? So when people left you could hear what they were saying as they walked off your property? To Babe Ruth Were you really drunk most of the time you played? If so there may be some secret to why you slammed 714 career home runs. To Keith Moon Did you really nail furniture to the ceiling of a hotel? To Dean Martin Was that real drinks you had on your late night shows or was that just water? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 11, 2006 To John Lennon, Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ? Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit. There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh. No, I lost respect for Lennon when he changed his middle name from Winston to Ono. Whether you love Yoko or you hate her.. He honored his wife using her last name. Besides, don't know if I would want my middle name to be Winston either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted February 11, 2006 Banshee: Frigid Bus Good hearing Was aiming for the bar Super Glue Cold Tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted February 11, 2006 To John Lennon, Can you Imagine that you'll soon be number one with a bullet ? Don't like your sarcasm there Tempus Fugit. There are many people i'd like to meet and I suppose I would have liked to meet John Lennon is the flesh. No, I lost respect for Lennon when he changed his middle name from Winston to Ono. Whether you love Yoko or you hate her.. He honored his wife using her last name. Besides, don't know if I would want my middle name to be Winston either. Having been raised, in part, by an ex-pat Brit who was a hardcore Beatles fan - in particular JL - I grew up believing that Yoko Ono destroyed both John Lennon and the Beatles. And I believed it for many many years. However, when I first moved to England I went to Colchester for a visit. Whilst there, one of the local art galleries had a show of Ono's work. Going to see it made me realise that she was (is?) in fact a fantastic artist. I've subsequently seen some of her work at the Tate Modern, and really actually love it. I now believe that, although her career as an artist was propagated somewhat by her marriage to JL, it was more hindered by it: she changed from being Yoko Ono The Artist, to being Yoko Ono John Lennon's Wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 607 Posted February 11, 2006 To Karen Carpenter: "Any diet tips?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viva Voce 0 Posted February 11, 2006 To the man called Jesus.....so who was your Dad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted February 11, 2006 To Karen Carpenter: "Any diet tips?" I was going to suggest that. Perhaps I could ask Lena Zavaroni and we can swap notes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites