Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,222 Posted January 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Says here that you Brits are at risk of cancer because you are too embarrassed to talk about vaginal or anal symptoms. Dr. Creep wanted to say that if you ever want to talk about your vagina or anus, I’m here to listen. Discussing my anus with an anus is not my idea of unburdening myself. Thank you. 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,222 Posted January 9, 2019 54 minutes ago, Toast said: When I went to university and signed on with the campus practice, there was one doctor who always made sure he got a good look at the girls' tits, no matter what we went in for. "Just slip off your jumper for me .... " Did you punch his lights out Toastie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,186 Posted January 9, 2019 48 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Did you punch his lights out Toastie? To quote a literary character: ‘Ça lui fait tant de plaisir et á moi si peu de peine...' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,420 Posted January 9, 2019 8 hours ago, runebomme said: I am not sure if you are joking or not It’s the reason why I’m on them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted January 10, 2019 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Discussing my anus with an anus is not my idea of unburdening myself. Thank you. You really know how to hurt someone's feelings. You know I'm sensitive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 10, 2019 Dear Doctor Creep. Looking for advice....... Young Polish boy I work with went home yesterday feeling ill. He's just texted to say he's quarantined until Tuesday as he has smallpox. As this hasn't been seen in The World for 70 years, am I likely to die soon, or is he "at it"? Any help wid be useful in these dangerous times..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted January 10, 2019 39 minutes ago, charon said: Dear Doctor Creep. Looking for advice....... Young Polish boy I work with went home yesterday feeling ill. He's just texted to say he's quarantined until Tuesday as he has smallpox. As this hasn't been seen in The World for 70 years, am I likely to die soon, or is he "at it"? Any help wid be useful in these dangerous times..... Please don't be so hasty to dismiss his smallpox claim. The Bubonic Plague is presently running through the feline community in Wyoming. Dr.C 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted January 10, 2019 have a bit of an itch down below can you recommend a cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Please don't be so hasty to dismiss his smallpox claim. The Bubonic Plague is presently running through the feline community in Wyoming. Dr.C As that is spread by fleas on rats, they've been a bit workshy the old moggies. Or as I'd call them CATholics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted January 10, 2019 18 minutes ago, runebomme said: have a bit of an itch down below can you recommend a cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,222 Posted January 10, 2019 18 hours ago, Toast said: To quote a literary character: ‘Ça lui fait tant de plaisir et á moi si peu de peine...' Fuck, i had to translate that before i found it funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,186 Posted January 10, 2019 50 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fuck, i had to translate that before i found it funny! Deathlist - always educational. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
