Bibliogryphon 8,662 Posted January 30, 2013 I am reading this and feel really guilty. I am the wrong side of 40, don't exercise, have a desk job but so far don't seem to have any real health issues. I am a tea-total,non-smoking vegetarian though. My Dad is 84 next week but my Mum died of Breast Cancer in her mid forties. If I keel over next week, my last words will be for someone to put something on this thread so you can all feel better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Droosy Posted January 30, 2013 Well, I also suffer from depression and anxiety disorder (fear of everyday action, meeting new people) - when attacked by anxiety I usually shake and my skin itches, which sometimes develops into a rash - excessive blushing - cannot keep eye contact - I could be depressed for a whole day and suddenly switch into a mania - underweight - asthma but don´t worry, when I spoke to my psychologist about Deathlist, he told me that most of the people on the thread suffer from some mental disorder (usually latent) - so I guess that mental diseases are somewhat part of all Deathlisters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,662 Posted January 30, 2013 Well, I also suffer from depression and anxiety disorder (fear of everyday action, meeting new people) - when attacked by anxiety I usually shake and my skin itches, which sometimes develops into a rash - excessive blushing - cannot keep eye contact - I could be depressed for a whole day and suddenly switch into a mania - underweight - asthma but don´t worry, when I spoke to my psychologist about Deathlist, he told me that most of the people on the thread suffer from some mental disorder (usually latent) - so I guess that mental diseases are somewhat part of all Deathlisters When defending my work place deathlist to a colleague I said that it is interesting because it is a giant list and I am probably slightly autistic, I then added "Where better to hide a tree than in a forest" which about sums up my workplace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 30, 2013 Im now waiting patiently for BS to post up his mental ailments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted January 31, 2013 LFN, I will give you mine while you wait. Bipolar Disorder I, last episode manic. Next episode is bound to be a doozy. Hypothyroid from lithium consumption. Next organ on the chopping block is probably my liver. Premature ventricular contractions Oversexed Underpaid Overstressed Underappreciated Overworked Under-rested Fat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 31, 2013 LFN, I will give you mine while you wait. Bipolar Disorder I, last episode manic. Next episode is bound to be a doozy. Hypothyroid from lithium consumption. Next organ on the chopping block is probably my liver. Premature ventricular contractions Oversexed Underpaid Overstressed Underappreciated Overworked Under-rested Fat I cannot see the term Bipolar without thinking of bisexual polar bears. Oversexed? Isnt that just a carry over from Overpaid, oversexed and over here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted January 31, 2013 I cannot see the term Bipolar without thinking of bisexual polar bears. And I thought that was just me What is the proper term did it used to be called? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,686 Posted January 31, 2013 I have a touch or the flu at the moment. :-( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 31, 2013 I have a touch or the flu at the moment. :-( You are a fuggin hero! See, all you women out there? The man is dying but its only a "touch" of flu. Women, see the truth, men are NOT hopeless and weak at being ill!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,405 Posted January 31, 2013 B12 deficiency have to take medicine every week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 31, 2013 I cannot see the term Bipolar without thinking of bisexual polar bears. And I thought that was just me What is the proper term did it used to be called? Mad as a shithouse rat? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted February 1, 2013 We have a thread for this it is called 'Docter, Docter' I have tried to merge it but can't work out how to, over to an admin. Bipolar used to be called Manic Depression. For myself, I have hayfever and asthma, some allergies too . My Health Centre sent a routine thing out and I replied and was asked to come along for a 'health check', they could find fuck all wrong with me using their daft chart and tests, my cholesterol was great and seemingly my 'fat eating ones are good too', my blood pressure was the best the nurse would see all week and he could find nothing wrong. I was very honest with the nurse I told him I drink too much, spread butter so thick you could float a boat on it, salt my meals so they are drowned in the stuff and smoke like a chimney, results all came back normal. I was given a card for smokers cessation and told to come back in 5 years! I do not wish to live to an old age and I don't think I will. I suffer from depression, as I think many of us do, it manifested itself in many different ways when I was in my late 20's and 30's.I still suffer depression I am more aware of what triggers it and how to deal with it. I also suffer arthritis in my ankles, knees and hips, comes from having a car lose control and slamming into you. Not fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,464 Posted June 14, 2013 I thought that joining my local village cricket team would be a nice safe way to ease into middle age. One dive back into the crease to avoid a run-out and hammy tear later, I realise the error of my ways. http:// Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted June 15, 2013 Ouch. That's a nasty one! I hope it gets better soon chap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted June 23, 2013 These guys play for keeps, don't they? Or is it user error/incompetence? Hope you recover well, my dear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) . I am currently waiting for the results of blood tests which might reveal I have a serious and p[ossibly life threatening condition. I might hear the results of these tests as early as Monday.I just thought I would share my worrying news with you all as I have posted on here for quite a few years now as a guest .If I was famous I could be on th e list myself soon ! Edited January 31, 2015 by DevonDeathTrip Post moved from Death In The Family thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted January 31, 2015 . I am currently waiting for the results of blood tests which might reveal I have a serious and p[ossibly life threatening condition. I might hear the results of these tests as early as Monday.I just thought I would share my worrying news with you all as I have posted on here for quite a few years now as a guest .If I was famous I could be on th e list myself soon ! Sorry to hear........... that you're not a celebrity that will get us any points. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Just been given the all clear re the blood tests. Looks like I'll be around for a while longer I'm afraid ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted February 2, 2015 Just been given the all clear re the blood tests. Looks like I'll be around for a while longer I'm afraid ! Try not to give us false hope in future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted February 2, 2015 Just been given the all clear re the blood tests. Looks like I'll be around for a while longer I'm afraid ! Yeah, but...when a Guest Guest logs in, how would we know it's you anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted February 2, 2015 Dr Kate Granger wasting 40 grand of taxpayers' money. Looking pretty healthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Check my IP address. Anyway it seems I celebrated prematurely. Upon further analysis my doctor has informed me that I apparantely have an abnormally high blood glucose level which means I might have type 2 diabetes. I don't suppose anyone on here has that and can let me know how serious it is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted February 2, 2015 Check my IP address. Anyway it seems I celebrated prematurely. Upon further analysis my doctor has informed me that I apparantely have an abnormally high blood glucose level which means I might have type 2 diabetes. I don't suppose anyone on here has that and can let me know how serious it is? Another sweepstake! I'll go for May 12th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,269 Posted February 2, 2015 Dr Kate Granger wasting 40 grand of taxpayers' money. Looking pretty healthy. How come you're 'not willing to pick' people like her but you are willing to slag them off for "wasting" an incredibly relatively tiny amount of government money........? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Advice needed Posted February 2, 2015 I have a pimple in my ear canal. Have had it several months. It won't heal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
