Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 12, 2020 I haven’t even got a dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Deathray said: That ain't the issue. It's the descent of this place into a clusterfuck of insanity in a matter of weks thats the issue. You place way too much importance in what goes on here. Everything is up in the air, life, work, futures, everything. What goes on in here really has very little importance to most of us. It stopped being a great place to come to a long time ago. It was the insanity that made it fun! There is no insanity anymore, it is utter shite with too many posters on mogadon All those that fucked off, including Lardy, made it fun. There is no fun anymore, too much ranting and I am as guilty as anybody for that. The place continues to evolve, badly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: I haven’t even got a dog. Yeah but, If you did have one, what would it be? Would it be a Staffie? Maybe a Yorkshire Terrier? How about a Cocker Spaniel with da emphasis on da cock? A Jack Russell? Chose your doggie Lardy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 12, 2020 Anyway this has been kind of hijacked, it’s Windsor’s turn, I’d much rather listen to him rip into you as he’s much better at it than all of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yeah but, If you did have one, what would it be? Would it be a Staffie? Maybe a Yorkshire Terrier? How about a Cocker Spaniel with da emphasis on da cock? A Jack Russell? Chose your doggie Lardy! I wouldn’t have one. I don’t like them, stinky fucking dribbling bad breath shitting everywhere. I’ve got a husband for that. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: I wouldn’t have one. I don’t like them, stinky fucking dribbling bad breath shitting everywhere. I’ve got a husband for that. I always thought about having one when I retire. I shall be so fucking poor, it will be handy incase I need to eat it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I always thought about having one when I retire. I shall be so fucking poor, it will be handy incase I need to eat it. I can send you our two cats if you’re hungry, I fucking hate them as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, Lard Bazaar said: I can send you our two cats if you’re hungry, I fucking hate them as well. No thanks. I would be spending half my sodding life with a lint roller in my hands. I am hairy enough as it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Deathray said: Your being a facetious tosspot. It's an internet forum for the dead-pooling community where people derive enjoyment from participating in dead pools etc. People actually have to put effort into running those things for others to derive enjoyment, and those people should be seen as valuable contributors to the forum. I get you've been away a decade or so, and the place has changed a lot - we don't need the old wankers who saw this place as somewhere to post shit back; we need members who take the hobby and community associated with it seriously. Fuck off please. We've spent years routing your type out. Yeah that’s what I mean. You think you’re part of a ‘community’ when in reality it’s just something folk used to do for a laugh. That’s sad even by my standards. Clearly you take yourself far too seriously and if running deadpools is your sole achievement in life I urge you reassess your life goals. You see it’s not so much I’ve been routed out. More the case I witnessed deadpooling become less and less fun and more and more sinister with wannabe professional deadpoolers like you. Admittedly you are also a bit of a cock. Another reason why I visit fleetingly is I went out and got myself a life. I recommend you try it rather than stalking these forums round the clock. I don’t want to push this too far as you seem like the type whose mother will find them hanging in their bedroom when they realise too late that they’ve wasted their life on something which is essentially a bit of a joke. Happy Easter by the way and remember: you’re not useless, you just haven’t applied yourself! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted April 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Windsor said: Yeah that’s what I mean. You think you’re part of a ‘community’ when in reality it’s just something folk used to do for a laugh. That’s sad even by my standards. Clearly you take yourself far too seriously and if running deadpools is your sole achievement in life I urge you reassess your life goals. You see it’s not so much I’ve been routed out. More the case I witnessed deadpooling become less and less fun and more and more sinister with wannabe professional deadpoolers like you. Admittedly you are also a bit of a cock. Another reason why I visit fleetingly is I went out and got myself a life. I recommend you try it rather than stalking these forums round the clock. I don’t want to push this too far as you seem like the type whose mother will find them hanging in their bedroom when they realise too late that they’ve wasted their life on something which is essentially a bit of a joke. Happy Easter by the way and remember: you’re not useless, you just haven’t applied yourself! It might amaze you but I'm capable of doing other constructive things alongside posting on here. I really don't need a condescending lecture from a middle aged drug addict.... And I wouldn't worry so much about my mother finding me hanging as I would about the police finding your kids permanently locked in your basement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Deathray said: It might amaze you but I'm capable of doing other constructive things alongside posting on here. I really don't need a condescending lecture from a middle aged drug addict.... And I wouldn't worry so much about my mother finding me hanging as I would about the police finding your kids permanently locked in your basement I wish I could afford a drug habit and a property with a basement. These are things I’ll have to aspire to. Anyway enjoy yer Easter. Don’t get too downbeat about wasting your life. Just remember, somebody loves you! Nobody here mind, but somebody! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 12, 2020 Windsor, middle aged? Fuck me, what does that make LFN, medieval? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted April 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Windsor said: I wish I could afford a drug habit and a property with a basement. These are things I’ll have to aspire to. Anyway enjoy yer Easter. Don’t get too downbeat about wasting your life. Just remember, somebody loves you! Nobody here mind, but somebody! I can afford both - perhaps you want to reassess your own life and stop accusing me of wasting mine, deadbeat, based on internet ramblings on a site full of fucking lunatics that i mainly post on just to WUM sad cunts who are stupid enough to engage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Deathray said: I can afford both - perhaps you want to reassess your own life and stop accusing me of wasting mine, deadbeat, based on internet ramblings on a site full of fucking lunatics that i mainly post on just to WUM sad cunts who are stupid enough to engage. I thought you didn’t like trolls? I thought you were a valued, serious member of this deadpool community. A lynchpin if you will! And now you admit to being a troll. Make your mind up ye wee wanker. PS. How bigs your basement? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted April 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Windsor said: I thought you didn’t like trolls? I thought you were a valued, serious member of this deadpool community. A lynchpin if you will! And now you admit to being a troll. Make your mind up ye wee wanker. PS. How bigs your basement? You do understand how trolling works right? Also big enough for a dead body should the need ever arise..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted April 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I always thought about having one when I retire. I shall be so fucking poor, it will be handy incase I need to eat it. Make sure you curl him on his side when he is dead, so you can get him in the deep freeze when rigor sets in. Oh, and be sure to remove his rings. It's really hard to get them off later. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Skinny kiltrunner said: Make sure you curl him on his side when he is dead, so you can get him in the deep freeze when rigor sets in. Oh, and be sure to remove his rings. It's really hard to get them off later. Do dogs wear rings then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: Windsor, middle aged? Fuck me, what does that make LFN, medieval? Cunt. I'm still young enough to play with your fun bags. Mind you, I'd have no idea what to do with them now anyway. Ok, you win. Cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted April 12, 2020 53 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Do dogs wear rings then? A joke is no longer funny if it has to be explained. Maybe read the string of conversation again. Or not, whatevs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Skinny kiltrunner said: A joke is no longer funny if it has to be explained. Maybe read the string of conversation again. Or not, whatevs. That would depend on your definition of a funny joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted April 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That would depend on your definition of a funny joke. If you leave your participles dangling, expect someone to take a shot at them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted April 12, 2020 Is she dead yet - NO Well stop bloody well posting in this thread. 3 2 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted April 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, torbrexbones said: Is she dead yet - NO Well stop bloody well posting in this thread. Oh god it's another self-appointed arbiter of the forums along to be an annoying fucking cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Cunt. I'm still young enough to play with your fun bags. Mind you, I'd have no idea what to do with them now anyway. It’s easy, just lift up my skirt and there they are, right by my knees. 1 hour ago, Deathray said: Oh god it's another self-appointed arbiter of the forums along to be an annoying fucking cunt. The irony of you calling someone else a ‘self-appointed arbiter of the forums’ though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc 84 Posted April 12, 2020 The irony that both Windsor and Deathray are missing is astounding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
