millwall32 114 Posted December 11, 2006 terrible thing to say but I just saw PH's widow on Sports Personality of the Year. She is very fuckable; don't think she will have significant difficulty settling down with someone else. Is Jimmy White currnetly single? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 11, 2006 terrible thing to say but I just saw PH's widow on Sports Personality of the Year. She is very fuckable; don't think she will have significant difficulty settling down with someone else. Is Jimmy White currnetly single? A bit brassy for my tastes, but I see what you mean... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted December 11, 2006 terrible thing to say but I just saw PH's widow on Sports Personality of the Year. She is very fuckable; don't think she will have significant difficulty settling down with someone else. Is Jimmy White currnetly single? A bit brassy for my tastes, but I see what you mean... Bleached hair, fake boobs, orange skin. The perfect sportsman's wife. I'd have suggested Darren Clarke for her new paramour, but looks like he's already well over his wife dying. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 Wonder if this has anything to do with him not winning BBC Sports Personality of the year, as the overlap between Mail readers and SPOTY voters must be almost 100% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 11, 2006 terrible thing to say but I just saw PH's widow on Sports Personality of the Year. She is very fuckable; don't think she will have significant difficulty settling down with someone else. Is Jimmy White currnetly single? A bit brassy for my tastes, but I see what you mean... Bleached hair, fake boobs, orange skin. The perfect sportsman's wife. I'd have suggested Darren Clarke for her new paramour, but looks like he's already well over his wife dying. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 Wonder if this has anything to do with him not winning BBC Sports Personality of the year, as the overlap between Mail readers and SPOTY voters must be almost 100% Judging by the winner, yes... And Mark Ramprakash has had his face shoved in the soft and smelly as well - someone doesn't want him to win... ...and I bet 'Eddie Munster' will win X-Factor... ...No Irish, no Coloureds, no Dogs..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted December 11, 2006 terrible thing to say but I just saw PH's widow on Sports Personality of the Year. She is very fuckable; don't think she will have significant difficulty settling down with someone else. Is Jimmy White currnetly single? A bit brassy for my tastes, but I see what you mean... Bleached hair, fake boobs, orange skin. The perfect sportsman's wife. I'd have suggested Darren Clarke for her new paramour, but looks like he's already well over his wife dying. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 Wonder if this has anything to do with him not winning BBC Sports Personality of the year, as the overlap between Mail readers and SPOTY voters must be almost 100% Judging by the winner, yes... And Mark Ramprakash has had his face shoved in the soft and smelly as well - someone doesn't want him to win... ...and I bet 'Eddie Munster' will win X-Factor... ...No Irish, no Coloureds, no Dogs..... .....and no women. Until this year, that is. Leona to win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 11, 2006 The Sun; organ of thoughtful insight that it is, has an article on how long to wait after the death of a partner before the exchange of bodily fluids with someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 11, 2006 these last few posts have given me an idea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 11, 2006 . Would any deathlisters like to sleep with Paul Hunter's widow.This poll is open to both male and female deathlisters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 11, 2006 What poll, you mean would you or wouldn't you, with her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 11, 2006 I' m obviously a bit out of practice with this site. A poll was supposed to appear on this thread. While I work it out let's have a heated debate. My own answer- yes I would (if I were single.....). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted December 11, 2006 these last few posts have given me an idea... Should we all be afraid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 11, 2006 I wouldn't. I'm not a lesbian for a start, but even if I were, I wouldn't. I'm afraid I can't stand her accent. I would feel like I were doing it with Rita Fairclough, or some other screaming fishwife out of Coronation Street. Can't stand that bloody programme. Grrrrr. I hate it. Bloody Northerners always moaning and saying 'ooo dya want beans fer tea Rursie'. Load of shite. Mmmmm. Perhaps I should adjourn to the Room 101 thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 11, 2006 I wouldn't. I'm not a lesbian for a start, but even if I were, I wouldn't. I'm afraid I can't stand her accent. I would feel like I were doing it with Rita Fairclough, or some other screaming fishwife out of Coronation Street. Can't stand that bloody programme. Grrrrr. I hate it. Bloody Northerners always moaning and saying 'ooo dya want beans fer tea Rursie'. Load of shite. Mmmmm. Perhaps I should adjourn to the Room 101 thread. point taken the accent is a bit common. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 11, 2006 point taken the accent is a bit common. And, yer point is, like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2006 I wouldn't. I'm not a lesbian for a start, but even if I were, I wouldn't. I'm afraid I can't stand her accent. I would feel like I were doing it with Rita Fairclough, or some other screaming fishwife out of Coronation Street. Can't stand that bloody programme. Grrrrr. I hate it. Bloody Northerners always moaning and saying 'ooo dya want beans fer tea Rursie'. Load of shite. Mmmmm. Perhaps I should adjourn to the Room 101 thread. point taken the accent is a bit common. Are you saying northern accents are common? Well they are pretty common among northerners. But I agree they lack any of the class you find among the those darn sarf with all the polish of good old Barbara Windsor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 12, 2006 Common, uncouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted December 14, 2006 At least I can take pride in that I'm from God's Own County and not a heathen L*ncastrian or a Southerner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted December 15, 2006 I thought we were talking about whether or not any of us would want to exchange fluids with the young, blonde widow rather than complain about accents. I don't care what her accent is like, I mean, it could be a phlegmy Arab voice for all I care - woman's a MILF. There are always earplugs, stereos, jackhammers, etc. to drown out or block sound. She's single and hungry...chick needs a heaping helping of tube steak and man gravy. Stand and deliver, it's not like you'd have to call her back in the morning or anything. I know, I'm a bit crude...but I'm American, it should be expected of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 16, 2006 I thought we were talking about whether or not any of us would want to exchange fluids with the young, blonde widow rather than complain about accents. I don't care what her accent is like, I mean, it could be a phlegmy Arab voice for all I care - woman's a MILF. There are always earplugs, stereos, jackhammers, etc. to drown out or block sound. She's single and hungry...chick needs a heaping helping of tube steak and man gravy. Stand and deliver, it's not like you'd have to call her back in the morning or anything. I know, I'm a bit crude...but I'm American, it should be expected of me. Have you seen her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 17, 2006 Would Mrs Hunter - I wonder - be even vaguely interested in any of us. Our earning power collectively probably falls short of her late husband. Looking at some avatars on offer we can't hold a candle to him in looks and plenty of us are female, not something she seems to 'do' sexually speaking. Just sayin' like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted December 17, 2006 Would Mrs Hunter - I wonder - be even vaguely interested in any of us. Our earning power collectively probably falls short of her late husband. Looking at some avatars on offer we can't hold a candle to him in looks and plenty of us are female, not something she seems to 'do' sexually speaking. Just sayin' like. Not sure about that first point. I believe there are only 3 or 4 snooker millionaires and I don't think Paul "I'd love to screw back for the brown but I'm dead" Hunter was among them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted December 17, 2006 I thought we were talking about whether or not any of us would want to exchange fluids with the young, blonde widow rather than complain about accents. I don't care what her accent is like, I mean, it could be a phlegmy Arab voice for all I care - woman's a MILF. There are always earplugs, stereos, jackhammers, etc. to drown out or block sound. She's single and hungry...chick needs a heaping helping of tube steak and man gravy. Stand and deliver, it's not like you'd have to call her back in the morning or anything. I know, I'm a bit crude...but I'm American, it should be expected of me. Have you seen her? Only the pic on page one here, but that's enough for me. You'd be surprised at who a 'common' man could pull down, but it requires the right setting and the right approach. I'm not exactly a prize catch and that's fine by me. In college I worked in a psych hospital where celebs were as common as alcoholics in a bar, including women who looked somewhat like Lindsay here and due to a pesky ethical code, had to turn down a few of them for invitations to dinner, weekend trips, etc. Unfortunately, we can't just walk up to Lindsay at a public event, tell her (just like a thousand guys like us have before) that she's hotter than the Sahara at noon and get a guided tour of her womanhood. Would she be interested in any of us? Who knows. I'll never meet her and life will go on as it always has. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted December 17, 2006 Was this thread started to make the Dicky O'Sullivan thread look all high-brow and intellectual like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grobler 35 Posted December 17, 2006 Was this thread started to make the Dicky O'Sullivan thread look all high-brow and intellectual like? I agree...this is embarrassing.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 17, 2006 Mebbe it was started to make Josie Grove's thread look acceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
