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Can't be long surely. I'll give him till September

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Ah........The Bridges at Toko-Ri

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I saw the sawed off twerp hawking something on TV last night. He looked pretty

good to me.

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:P I met him in July an i think he will live as long as Bob Hope. the guy is funny and still has some energy. Hey, he noticed the see through tyhong on a girl walking by, so the guy stil has it. :lol:

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He seems surprisingly spry for somebody who looks like he's embalmed.

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WHOEVER THE FOOL WAS THAT CALLED MICKEY ROONEY A SAWED OFF TWERP..JUST WONDERING WHAT THAT FOOL LOOKS LIKE HIMSELF..LOL

GOD BLESS MICKEY FOR ALL THAT HE HAS GIVEN TO THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD..AND HIS LONGIVITY...AT 84 AND STILL KICKIN'

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i TOO think Joe (mickey rooney) Yule, jr. could make it to 100. he seems involved in life with a positive attitude, has a younger wife to take care of him, has spirituality, was pretty tubby for a while there but shaped up a few years back, and he is SHORT, and shorter folk live longer on the average, whereas extra tall guys live shorter. :(

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I wish too that people would quit talking bad about the great Mickey Rooney. He isn't a sawed oFF TWIRP EITHER:( I pray he lives to be 100 or more. He still is great! LUV YA MICKEY! JESSIE

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Looks like a good omission from the 2005 list, Mickey's looking far too spry...

 

Bunch of Rooney Arse

 

Perhaps he'll have Justin Timberlake pull off his towel - and I did say towel...

 

:(

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Very spry indeed, not many 85 year old men would be willing to flash their saggy cheeks on one of the most watched television events of the year.

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James. Posted: Jun 24 2004, 06:42 AM

 

 

Can't be long surely. I'll give him till September

 

He's still here

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I got a weird feeling watching the insurance commercial.

Mickey looked so bad they wouldn’t even bring him to the foreground for most of it. Time to brush up the velvet.

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It's a well known fact that short men live to at least 100 so it'll be a while.

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Am I pleased to read that!

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It's a well known fact that short men live to at least 100 so it'll be a while.

Are you sure about that?

 

Another well known fact is that people get shorter as they get older.

 

So maybe all the old people you see are just tall people who have shrunk, while small people shrink to nothing when they get old and then get picked off by birds of prey. :rolleyes:

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while small people shrink to nothing when they get old and then get picked off by birds of prey.

Well, you learn something new every day... I didn't realise birds of prey ate nothing.

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while small people shrink to nothing when they get old and then get picked off by birds of prey.

Well, you learn something new every day... I didn't realise birds of prey ate nothing.

ok, ok.

small people shrink to very small people when they get old...

 

*sigh*

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What about all the midgets who are so sad that they're midgets they top themselves (e.g. Tattoo/Knick-knack and that one out of Time Bandits)?

 

They didn't live to be 100...

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It's a well known fact that short men live to at least 100 so it'll be a while.

So we can forget about Norman Wisdom for a while, then.

If it's that well-known why did the DL committe choose a couple of diminutive non-centagenarians for this year's list?

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What about all the midgets who are so sad that they're midgets they top themselves (e.g. Tattoo/Knick-knack and that one out of Time Bandits)? 

 

They didn't live to be 100...

Don't be silly.

 

Suicide doesn't count as a legitimate death----it's cheating.

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Obviously you haven't been to the City Varieties, that famous deathlist waiting room.

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