halleluyahjohntudor 5 Posted February 16, 2009 Anyone spotted Sir Peter Lampl wandering aimlessly in their street over the last day or so? Well, I just thought I'd ask, like. Hmmm... self-made millionaire who worked in finance. Surely no life could be less stressful in the current benign climate? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 17, 2009 Anyone spotted Sir Peter Lampl wandering aimlessly in their street over the last day or so? Well, I just thought I'd ask, like. Hmmm... self-made millionaire who worked in finance. Surely no life could be less stressful in the current benign climate? Found Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted February 19, 2009 Alleged conman and cricket impresario Allen Stanford appears to have done a runner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 19, 2009 Aol reporting today that Osama Bin Laden's mates in Africa are holding an assortment of tourists and two Canadian diplomats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted February 19, 2009 Alleged conman and cricket impresario Allen Stanford appears to have done a runner. And what with being linked to a Mexican drugs cartel as its main line of money laundering route, I don't think he will be seen in public any time soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted February 19, 2009 Alleged conman and cricket impresario Allen Stanford appears to have done a runner. And what with being linked to a Mexican drugs cartel as its main line of money laundering route, I don't think he will be seen in public any time soon. Grabbed by the feds. Ouch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 28, 2009 No need to presume in the case of Christopher Hilton. Even by the standards of a stiff, his frozen remains would be - well - stiff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 1, 2009 No need to presume in the case of Christopher Hilton. Even by the standards of a stiff, his frozen remains would be - well - stiff. By any standards, his photo was clear proof that, in life, he was a bit of a fat f**k. At least, in death, he will be considerably leaner. Every cloud and all that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 3, 2009 I'm gonna live to regret this but: As BS suffers posters block ahead of post 5000 Banshees Creamed who's been lurking since 2005 runs up a few posts in a day. So, he isn't missing in action then, is he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 3, 2009 I'm gonna live to regret this but: As BS suffers posters block ahead of post 5000 Banshees Creamed who's been lurking since 2005 runs up a few posts in a day. So, he isn't missing in action then, is he? Perhaps he'll stay at 4999 indefintely, worried he'll lose that Dwarf Tosser status. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted March 4, 2009 Banshees Creamed is - apparently - a middle aged woman, born on April 1st. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 5, 2009 Perhaps he'll stay at 4999 indefintely, worried he'll lose that Dwarf Tosser status. Well, I might have been at risk of eventually making somebody's day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 2, 2009 Something of a baby elephant in the DL living room but it's probably time we marked the missing chef with a post. Mebbe a few of our correspondents in the north east know more than the papers and Crimewatch are letting on. Either way, the next thing she's serving up is a liberal helping of toast, or am I wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 6, 2009 Presumed dead......but still alive. They don't all have sad endings on this thread, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 7, 2009 Cracking story in The Sun today, bloke topped himself 29 years ago, and they've just found his body up a tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 7, 2009 Brazillian football player Adriano had gone missing for a few days, but it turns out he preferred to spend time in a Rio shanty town rather than return to his club and face the Special One. Slumdog Milan-aire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Hartley 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Brazillian football player Adriano had gone missing for a few days, but it turns out he preferred to spend time in a Rio shanty town rather than return to his club and face the Special One. Slumdog Milan-aire Reeks of that Wigan player Zaki IMO. With Adriano..he's earn't his money and so called status and to be honest I don't think he cares about a career anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted April 7, 2009 Cracking story in The Sun today, bloke topped himself 29 years ago, and they've just found his body up a tree. I love the reader comments! Posted by: brunetebabe Thats madnesss. thats a long time for a dead body to be up there. wasnt there a very unpleasent smell coming down though, you would of thought there would be wouldnt you. Posted by: Dolphinius Dem bones, dem bones, dem high bones.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 12, 2009 The 'bits and pieces' body continues to turn up. Now it's his torso. The one thing missing in action, is the name of this poor sod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 23, 2009 So that'll be Jeffrey 'Jigsaw' Howe........a fairly large dead elephant in the DL front room. It's a good job he wasn't really famous, can you imagine how many blue plaques we'd have needed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 20, 2009 'Missing Link found?' They only needed to ask me if they were looking for the missing link - I'm about to divorce it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 1, 2009 Oceanic flight 815 Air France plane gone missing somewhere between here and there and a wee bit further south than the Bermuda Triangle. No word as yet as to how many polar bears, hostiles or others were on board. News that all passengers are in fact related will be played out over the next 6 series of updates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted June 1, 2009 Oceanic flight 815 Air France plane gone missing somewhere between here and there and a wee bit further south than the Bermuda Triangle. No word as yet as to how many polar bears, hostiles or others were on board. News that all passengers are in fact related will be played out over the next 6 series of updates. Apparently there was a big flash which caused the plane to disappear. What the experts haven't yet realised was the aircraft got time skipped back to 1977. That's ok, Rousseau's crew should be able to look after them, and conveniently they all speak French. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 23, 2009 Jane Andrews, grip on reality always a little suspect. One suicide attempt in jail and now AWOL, however this ends, it won't be quiet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
