Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 21, 2007 I want to meet a girl who's eyes shine brighter then the diamonds of time And who's voice is sweeter then the music of a mans destiny A girl who's hair flows like the rivers of paradise And who's dreams carry you away on the stars of a rebels night A girl who drinks alcohol down as if it were water And who moves as does the wind of all your cherished memories A girl who has a body, that writes your emotions and defines your fantasies A girl who rules the passion equally on this rock as does you I want to meet a girl who wants to kill me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 21, 2007 I want to meet a girl who wants to kill me You've come to the right place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 21, 2007 A girl who has a body, that writes your emotions and defines your fantasies You've really got to get on top of this grammar thing Banshee. You ony used one comma in that entire, erm, thing, and it was at exactly the wrong point. By placing it where you did you are saying effectively saying "I want a girl who has a body. And she must also writes your emotions" [sic] ... I think you'll find that most girls do have a body of some sort or other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 21, 2007 I want to meet a girl who wants to kill me Will a 'small' Scottish 'kid' do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Grammar Professional Posted June 21, 2007 (Grabs neck of Honez) Well Could you write something better in less then five minutes? Ehrmmmmmm Don't think so. And in reality it doesn't matter much To a woman that is very romantic And maybe even Breakfast the next morning! If you know what I mean And that certainly matters So deal with it Keep your head high And smile! (All smiles) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 21, 2007 (Grabs neck of Honez)Well Could you write something better in less then five minutes? Ehrmmmmmm Don't think so. And in reality it doesn't matter much To a woman that is very romantic And maybe even Breakfast the next morning! If you know what I mean And that certainly matters So deal with it Keep your head high And smile! (All smiles) That's funny. This one doesn't use full stops either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 21, 2007 My guests will be: Marco Polo* John Muir* Carl Sagan Jeff Corwin* Steve Irwin* Pythagoras Galileo Patrick Moore *These guests will probably be bringing along various creatures of interest so I am asking for volunteers to come over for an after-party to help me with clean-up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 22, 2007 My guests will be: Marco Polo* John Muir* Carl Sagan Jeff Corwin* Steve Irwin* Pythagoras Galileo Patrick Moore *These guests will probably be bringing along various creatures of interest so I am asking for volunteers to come over for an after-party to help me with clean-up. Ah, so you'll be wanting to talk about the weather then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted June 22, 2007 A dinner party is no party without games! President Warren G. Harding Florence Foster Jenkins Eric Knowles Jose Primo de Rivera Bobby McFerrin Archbishop James Ussher Betty Stove Sir Henry Bessemer I'd sit in a separate room with a selection of Andy Williams LPs whilst the others played a swift and bloody game of Pass the Bengal Tiger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted June 22, 2007 Good call OoO; Palin is a superb conversationalist and a genuine bloke, not at all a self-indulgent celeb. Was talking to the man only last week on the phone, not something I've done before or am likely to do again. But he was alright. how come you were chatting to Michael Palin mpfc? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 22, 2007 My guests will be: Marco Polo* John Muir* Carl Sagan Jeff Corwin* Steve Irwin* Pythagoras Galileo Patrick Moore *These guests will probably be bringing along various creatures of interest so I am asking for volunteers to come over for an after-party to help me with clean-up. Ah, so you'll be wanting to talk about the weather then? I don't think Patrick will be a problem. I'll just keep their glasses full and listen. I can put an extra chair at the table for you, if you wish. Right next to Mr. Moore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morbidillo 1 Posted June 29, 2007 My choice are all dead not suprisingly: Keith Moon Peter Cook Pat Phoenix Liberace Noel Gordon Rod Hull and Emu And I would insist that they all wore fur coats (fake of course) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 29, 2007 It would be an expirience, now wouldn't it? Dinner on the ceiling. Keith Moon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monster mash 0 Posted October 19, 2010 (edited) who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank Edited October 19, 2010 by Lady Grendel Merged with existing thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 19, 2010 who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank Anne Frank? "So Anne, what was it like watching your sister die in the Nazi concentration camp? Oh - can somebody pass the gravy?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted October 19, 2010 Probably just invite the 12 disciples and keep going "So am I doing the wine thing right? You reckon I could take over from him or...?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,598 Posted October 19, 2010 who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank On the one hand, having dead people there will cut down on expenses quite a bit, but on the other, it won't do much for the ambience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted October 19, 2010 who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank Imagine Johnny Rotten and Shakespeare - or Johnny Rotten and all of the above, for that matter - attempting a conversation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted October 19, 2010 Cheddar Man , who died a violent and mysterious death around 7150 BC in Somerset. I am counting on you all to make him feel at home despite his lack of etiquette and proper attire. Perhaps one of you gents could bring along a spare tie. I'll just put a sheet under the table in case things get messy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted October 19, 2010 Haven't seen this thread before so these are my guests, maybe a bit short of listeners: Dorothy Parker Oscar Wilde Lady Godiva Peter Cook Peter Sellers Jane Austen Emily Pankhurst Groucho Marx Thomas Carlyle Peter Ustinov Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted October 19, 2010 Haven't seen this thread before so these are my guests, maybe a bit short of listeners: Dorothy Parker Oscar Wilde Lady Godiva Peter Cook Peter Sellers Jane Austen Emily Pankhurst Groucho Marx Thomas Carlyle Peter Ustinov Cheddar man will be your listener! Well, maybe not, but at least he won't be trying to get the last word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,598 Posted October 19, 2010 My 12 (in alphabetical order): Douglas Adams; Muhammed Ali; Brigitte Bardot; George Best; Victor Borge; Bernard Cribbins; Spike Milligan; Jose Mourinho; Mo Mowlam; 'Nosher' Powell; Paul Smith (former Warwickshire cricketer); Norman Wisdom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 20, 2010 Guess who's coming to dinner at Skinny Manor? Stephen Jay Gould Harry Kuitert Mother Theresa Christopher Hitchens Golda Meir Muhammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī Grace Hopper Alan Turing Charles Darwin Dian Fossey Fay Wray Annie M. G. Schmidt The order is of some importance. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 20, 2010 Al-Megrahi Kristin Hallenga Ronnie Biggs Bumibol Adulyadej Fidel Castro Sihanouk Stephen Hawking Richard Attenborough Peter Falk John Demjanjuk Elizabeth Taylor Queen Fabiola Penny Marshall Donald Neilson Simply in the hope that my cooking would finish them off, and I would emerge victorious on the DDP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted October 20, 2010 I like the idea of this thread - so if you'll please allow me to detach from reality for a moment... My guest list would consist of. John Wayne Gacey. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ottis Toole. Bevan Spencer von Einem. Albert Fish. Gilles De Rais. and Justin Bieber. I would prey that they didn't bring any food from home. Disclaimer: I do not usually associate with such characters, nor do I indorse their actions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
