Slave to the Grave 26 Posted July 8, 2007 Cliff Richard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted July 8, 2007 David Evans aka U2's "the edge" - pretentious w**ker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 8, 2007 Lulu Oh lord yes. She needs shooting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 9, 2007 Did I say Scott Mills? If not I am saying Scott Mills now, and to the radio 1 DJ collection I'll add Spoony and most definately Sara Cox's voice (if you can't kill the voice then she'll just have to be shot to prevent any further sound coming out of her trap). Five years ago I'd have put in Chris Moyles et al. too but I then became a commuter and realised they helped pass the time on the M27! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted July 9, 2007 Bill Bryson and a controversial one, Kate Winslett. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 9, 2007 Bill Bryson and a controversial one, Kate Winslett. I'm totally with you with Bill Bryson. I struggled to get through his Down Under book a few months ago to see what the ordeal whole deal was. Whilst I enjoyed reading about the places as I love travelling I did not enjoy his style. He was at times verbose and explained the obvious or just explained too much. That however was not my major problem. The author, and I use this term lightly, repeated the same stock phrases over and over again. One that I quickly picked up on was "at length". It infuriated me. IMHO he is not a good writer. I also have a copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything which I am reluctant to even start. I think someone from an arts background might well enjoy it, or at least gain something from it, but I have a feeling it is going to be in the same know-it-all vein that the Australian book was written in. To be fair, most people of a science background would either know already or think well that's bloody obvious (okay I may well have skimmed through the Atom chapter out of curiosity)! However as they say you cannot judge a book by its cover (or author) so, at length, I might just have to bite the bullet and read it, at length. Oh, and if you google Bill Bryson and repetitive you find I am not alone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 9, 2007 Bill Bryson and a controversial one, Kate Winslett. What on earth is controversial about wanting Kate Winslett to snuff it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted July 9, 2007 Bill Bryson and a controversial one, Kate Winslett. What on earth is controversial about wanting Kate Winslett to snuff it? She has an inexplicable number of fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 9, 2007 Bill Bryson and a controversial one, Kate Winslett. What on earth is controversial about wanting Kate Winslett to snuff it? She has an inexplicable number of fans. Well theres two of us that arent!! We should campaign for the silent majority that cant stand the mare.................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted July 10, 2007 The Richard O'Sullivan thread 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted July 10, 2007 The Richard O'Sullivan thread Only if it takes down all the "DL sux this year" threads with it. I imagine that the Dicky O' thread is a more controversial death wish than most other suggestions in this thread though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted July 13, 2007 and Charlton Heston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted July 13, 2007 and Charlton Heston. Your wish just may be granted soon it seems... been awfully quiet on the Heston front lately... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 13, 2007 Michael Portillo This I felt a safer option than showing either the inside of a festival toilet or worse still a picture of the man in question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted July 16, 2007 Can I add Jeremy Kyle and Eamon Holmes to the list too. Oh and Kerry Katona. I promise I had nothing to do with this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6900893.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 16, 2007 Can I add Jeremy Kyle and Eamon Holmes to the list too. Oh and Kerry Katona. I promise I had nothing to do with this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6900893.stm Are you sure? Really, really sure? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted July 16, 2007 Can I add Jeremy Kyle and Eamon Holmes to the list too. Oh and Kerry Katona. I promise I had nothing to do with this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6900893.stm Are you sure? Really, really sure? You think I'd have left her alive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 17, 2007 I think I know who this guy might vote for: http://www.ejazznews.com/modules.php?op=mo...r=0&thold=0 "I'd say you can see right through Posh Spice except for the fact that she's so damn skinny you don't have to ... A woman with baseball-sized boobs glued to her chest, who looks like she hasn't eaten during this century ... Next time, just print a picture of a hanger, that's all Posh Spice is. She's even dumber than most models. Uneducated, created by the knife and sporting an unending desire to be famous, she trumps everybody with an education ... She's just another sports star's wife. No more, no less. Squeegee her off the public radar PLEASE!" By the way, when deciding where to post this, I did a search on the Death List Forum for the last 7 days with the keyword "Beckham" and got the "nothing returned" message. I think we can be rightly proud of ourselves for that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted July 21, 2007 Jeremy Clarkson. What more can I say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 22, 2007 O my god I think I'm going to have a heart attack I'm laughing so hard. O my god. This is the most annoying little bitch and the most f****n obnoxious song I have ever heard in my life. She deserves to be punished. I hate this song with a passion. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,684 Posted July 24, 2007 Ann Widdecombe’s miraculous transformation from laughable rabid psycho-Tory to avuncular (avauntiecular?) pet-loving woman-of-the-people feelgood TV personality. It doesn’t wash with me, Doris Karloff - bang, bang you’re dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted July 24, 2007 Ann Widdecombe’s miraculous transformation from laughable rabid psycho-Tory to avuncular (avauntiecular?) pet-loving woman-of-the-people feelgood TV personality. It doesn’t wash with me, Doris Karloff - bang, bang you’re dead I agree with your assessment there. It's also got me on a mission to find the female version of avuncular. Here are some suggestions http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2006/08/...-avuncular.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted July 24, 2007 Ann Widdecombe’s miraculous transformation from laughable rabid psycho-Tory to avuncular (avauntiecular?) pet-loving woman-of-the-people feelgood TV personality. It doesn’t wash with me, Doris Karloff - bang, bang you’re dead I agree with your assessment there. It's also got me on a mission to find the female version of avuncular. Here are some suggestions http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2006/08/...-avuncular.html What about "avauntler", a derivation of reindeer (have antler)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 10, 2008 Not sure whether it's Anne or Pompey going on the list, however she has been banned from driving. "I am sorry she won't have a very pleasant memory of her first visit to Portsmouth," said Mr Mellor. She's not the first, and she won't be the last Mr Mellor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
