maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 9, 2007 Gazza: I Need a Hip Operation A dodgy hip - apparently - is the reason he's so often seen struggling to walk a straight line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted December 24, 2007 His plans now include a chain of football themed pubs. Doubtful if he'll see any of this through, but still a useful indicator of where his head remains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 21, 2008 Gazza sectioned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted February 21, 2008 Gazza sectioned... Before I clicked on your link, tmib, I thought you meant sectioned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 21, 2008 Looking back incidents like weren't as funny as people thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jimmy Vilebellies Posted February 22, 2008 Gazza has been sectioned and sent to a secure unit for the infirm and those with little chance of recovery. Kevin Keegan said "We're delighted. He'll start on the bench." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 22, 2008 ***NEWSFLASH*** Gazza has been sectioned under the mental health act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery...... "We're glad to have him back" says Keegan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted February 22, 2008 Gazza has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act. He's been sent to a secure psychiatric rehabilitation clinic where his condition will be assessed and a treatment plan devised. Kevin Keegan said "I think it's a very positive thing in the life of Paul Gascoigne." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 28, 2008 Oh sh*t, no! He's started writing poetry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 1, 2008 Losing it again just days after coming out of psychiatric care. Ran up a £400-00 taxi fare and ran off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted April 14, 2008 Our man is offered counselling by Mike Tyson. File alongside babysitting tips from Kate McCann or Mark Speights' guide to relationship issues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 14, 2008 Our man is offered counselling by Mike Tyson. File alongside babysitting tips from Kate McCann or Mark Speights' guide to relationship issues. And lessons in public speaking from Joey 'The Legend' Deacon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 15, 2008 Our man is offered counselling by Mike Tyson. File alongside babysitting tips from Kate McCann or Mark Speights' guide to relationship issues. And lessons in public speaking from Joey 'The Legend' Deacon. And swimming lessons with Michael Barrymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 5, 2008 Gazza has had a very public breakdown in a London hotel and has been delivered, once again, in to the care of the nearest psychiatric unit. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...otel/article.do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 6, 2008 They apparently found him trying to drown himself in the bath of his £232-a-night room. He had arrived at the hotel at 1pm, wearing a leather jacket and clutching a bottle of gin. From the article linked in the above post. Also he's no longer on speaking terms with 'Five Bellies.' Whether that's good or bad news remains to be seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 6, 2008 Gazza has had a very public breakdown in a London hotel and has been delivered, once again, in to the care of the nearest psychiatric unit. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...otel/article.do When I saw that red-head picture I thought he looked remarkably like: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted May 6, 2008 Gazza has had a very public breakdown in a London hotel and has been delivered, once again, in to the care of the nearest psychiatric unit. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...otel/article.do When I saw that red-head picture I thought he looked remarkably like: Gazza looked like a lion? I'm confused.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 2, 2008 Oh dear! "Troubled England legend Paul Gascoigne has been sectioned under the mental health act... The latest development came just a day after he collapsed in front of passengers at St Pancras train station in London." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 14 Posted June 2, 2008 Confirmed by the Beeb. Must be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted June 2, 2008 Confirmed by the Beeb. Must be true. Cool, he was previously treated in Middleton St. George Hospital, where I think I was born. Don't remember much of the stay. My mum makes it sound like a right dump. Probably explains a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted June 2, 2008 now he's out again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 4, 2008 In again now. All together now; you put the section in, the section out, in out, in out..... Oh aye, and Gary Mabbut's words of sympathy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 4, 2008 And he's been detained under Section 3 of the Mental Health act, which means it could be another six months before Gazza can walk the streets of Hemel Hempstead again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted June 4, 2008 And he's been detained under Section 3 of the Mental Health act, which means it could be another six months before Gazza can walk the streets of Hemel Hempstead again. Aye, but it goes some way to protectiing the interests of the 2009 deadpools eh? Every cloud and that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 14 Posted June 4, 2008 His Sister is now fearing for his life apperently. However he will last a while, if he stays inside with the other looney tunes. Let's watch to see how long he stays inside, the tide will turn when he's out and about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
