Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 16, 2009 Drunk again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted December 16, 2009 Drunk again At last, some Christmas deadpool cheer. Incidentally, I'm meeting Stanley Bowles - the Gazza of his day - soon. I'll let you know.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 17, 2009 Drunk again At last, some Christmas deadpool cheer. Incidentally, I'm meeting Stanley Bowles - the Gazza of his day - soon. I'll let you know.... See, Gazza was on my list this year, but when I was drawing up a list to consider at work the other day, I took him off - now I'm in a quandary about what to do - Gazza or Blakey? (That's Amy Winehouse's on-again husband - not the bloke off On The Buses) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 8, 2010 Gazza? Drunk? I don't believe it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 9, 2010 Gazza (Paul Gascoigne) is in the news because he is back on the drink, added to mental health problems, there cant be long left for him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted February 9, 2010 Gazza (Paul Gascoigne) is in the news because he is back on the drink, added to mental health problems, there cant be long left for him Aye, but we've been saying that for a long time already. The one thing the drink/mental health problems/trouble with the law shambles does give us is a raft of possibilities when it comes to causes of early death in his case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted March 12, 2010 Sort of related. A few of us with an interest in all matters Carlisle United have been following the career of Warren Aspinall with interest. Apparantly so low at one point he was about to walk in front of a train. Currently, however, holding down a job and seemingly recovered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 12, 2010 Sort of related. A few of us with an interest in all matters Carlisle United have been following the career of Warren Aspinall with interest. Apparantly so low at one point he was about to walk in front of a train. Currently, however, holding down a job and seemingly recovered. ...he became a train driver! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted March 29, 2010 Gazza's been a drunken twat again.... Driving without insurance and without a licence - I hope they throw the book at him. Knob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 29, 2010 Gazza's been a drunken twat again.... Driving without insurance and without a licence - I hope they throw the book at him. Knob. Knowing him, he'll want to head it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garn2 34 Posted June 14, 2010 In hospital after car crash, catch is, it was someone else drunk at the wheel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,533 Posted September 27, 2010 This'll end well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 27, 2010 A prediction Drunk on his first day at work Gazza will demand to know the name of Raoul Moat's agent so he can sign the big ginger mentalist for central defence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted September 28, 2010 A prediction Drunk on his first day at work Gazza will demand to know the name of Raoul Moat's agent so he can sign the big ginger mentalist for central defence. If that was the case, you can't fault Gazza's skewed logic.......a Moat does sound like a good form of defence. I suppose technically they'd have to heavily water the pitch, send on the subs and use floodlights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,533 Posted September 28, 2010 Kinda wonder how many fantasy football teams this year are called Raoul Moatdrid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,533 Posted October 11, 2010 Ha ha, done it again y'all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted October 11, 2010 Ha ha, done it again y'all. Can't help but wonder how much longer his liver can withstand such abuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted October 11, 2010 Giving really good value still. DUI = another 13pts. And you are so right about his liver. Question is can he sort all this mayhem out before it kills him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted October 11, 2010 Giving really good value still. DUI = another 13pts. And you are so right about his liver. Question is can he sort all this mayhem out before it kills him? I think that eventually, it will kill him. He seems to be heading down the same road as George Best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted October 20, 2010 Gazza admits drink driving charges. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11584520 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,533 Posted October 22, 2010 Busy week: now he's been arrested in a drug raid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 22, 2010 Wikipedia are showing a vacancy in the manager's job at Garforth Town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted October 22, 2010 In all seriousness- can we expect him to go on much longer? Or can I claim points for his liver on next years poll? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted October 25, 2010 Anyone got any news yet on what class A drug Gazza is being done for - got an idea he has been at the coke before - if different this time it may point to a more perilous position. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 25, 2010 Anyone got any news yet on what class A drug Gazza is being done for - got an idea he has been at the coke before - if different this time it may point to a more perilous position. I have no idea, but I had a look at the Wikipedia list of Class A drugs. It seems to me the relevant substances are: Cocaine Heroin LSD Methamphetamine Ecstasy Heroin doesn't seem to fit well with Gazza. He's a boozer and alcohol and smack don't mix well. Crystal meth isn't very popular in Europe. LSD is possible, but hard to find these days. My guess is coke or XTC as an outside bet. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
