honez 79 Posted March 17, 2009 Shouldn't woodlocked actually be with a W, or are you showing non-capitalised solidarity honez? Exactly the latter Monoclinic. The non-capitalised "w" is how she used it, so in referring to Ms woodlocked, that is how it should be done, regardless of whether her original usage was correct or not. We have no way of knowing whether her usage is correct or not in the context of her name. Dick Van Dyke or Dick van Dyke, for example. For absolute clarity, use Ms woodlocked [sic]. My non-capitalised moniker does have a raison d'être, of which I am sure you are aware by now, even if you were not before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sid James 0 Posted March 17, 2009 [M]ms woodlocked's piece has the poise and elegant construction of a [Shakespearean]Shakespearian sonnet[,] compared to some of the mob congregated on that Bebo page. Ladies and Gentlemen, for those that might have missed it, [I]i give you the sincere outpourings of "Teardrops On My Guitar X" "[assorted twaddle]" [I]if anyone could translate that little lot [I']id be grateful... [T]they should stick the [E]english language in the box with Goody when she goes... Hmm. oh come on. 'Shakespearean' you can have (note to self.. next time youre making pedantic posts regarding the demise of the 'E'nglish language, make sure you check your own..) but a few dropped capital letters? pfft with a small p. edit - could that bebo page one day be cited by the OED as the first known usage of the delightful noun "SHITCUNT"? i can see that one catching on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 17, 2009 Jane doesn't want her sons to see her die. Then don't arrange to have the funeral on telly The only foreseeably happy outcome to this story would be for GR's theory to be correct, and the whole thing's a put-on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misswhisp 0 Posted March 17, 2009 this is my reply to the person that called heath ledger a "smart aussie b" at the beginning of this thread.He certainly was much smarter than you, now wasen't he?At 28 he won an academy award,posthumously, he made a hell of a lot of money and certainly did not sit behind a computer talking about people all day!And as far as Jane Goodie is concerned, not everyone was born with a silver spoon hanging out of their mouths, and not everyone have dream parents, Jane Goodie was most unfortunate, she had drug addicts for parents,hardly any education at all,grew up in absolute poverty, and poverty produces ignorance, and at 27, with 2 small children i feel very sorry for her.!So people show a bit of compassion for this poor young woman, because you never know when the wind is going to change, and you yourself could find yourself very ill, or else very poor! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 17, 2009 this is my reply to the person that called heath ledger a "smart aussie b" at the beginning of this thread.He certainly was much smarter than you, now wasen't he?At 28 he won an academy award,posthumously, he made a hell of a lot of money and certainly did not sit behind a computer talking about people all day!And as far as Jane Goodie is concerned, not everyone was born with a silver spoon hanging out of their mouths, and not everyone have dream parents, Jane Goodie was most unfortunate, she had drug addicts for parents,hardly any education at all,grew up in absolute poverty, and poverty produces ignorance, and at 27, with 2 small children i feel very sorry for her.!So people show a bit of compassion for this poor young woman, because you never know when the wind is going to change, and you yourself could find yourself very ill, or else very poor! Yeah, really smart to die of a drug overdose at 28 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 17, 2009 this is my reply to the person that called heath ledger a "smart aussie b" at the beginning of this thread.He certainly was much smarter than you, now wasen't he?At 28 he won an academy award,posthumously, he made a hell of a lot of money and certainly did not sit behind a computer talking about people all day!And as far as Jane Goodie is concerned, not everyone was born with a silver spoon hanging out of their mouths, and not everyone have dream parents, Jane Goodie was most unfortunate, she had drug addicts for parents,hardly any education at all,grew up in absolute poverty, and poverty produces ignorance, and at 27, with 2 small children i feel very sorry for her.!So people show a bit of compassion for this poor young woman, because you never know when the wind is going to change, and you yourself could find yourself very ill, or else very poor! Ah, I see - that's what happened to Jade's face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 17, 2009 It seems Natasha Richardson might be attempting a late coup here. Though as she's not a hideous, racist old slapper, even serious head injuries might not be good enough http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7947826.stm She is fat though, so may help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 17, 2009 So people show a bit of compassion for this poor young woman, because you never know when the wind is going to change, and you yourself could find yourself very ill, or else very poor! If I should become very very ill, I would be polite enough not to annoy anybody with the cancer patter. I'd find a corner and die. Not that many people would have an interest in my demise. As for being very poor. I'm a Scottish Student which makes me poor by default. I have been sponsored by some nice English taxpayers to help me gain a brighter future... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 17, 2009 Jordan: I'll look out for Jade's kids. This is wrong on so many levels I wouldn't know where to start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 17, 2009 Jane Goodie was most unfortunate, she had drug addicts for parents,hardly any education at all,grew up in absolute poverty, and poverty produces ignorance. Poverty does not produce ignorance. Ignorance is a lack of knowledge, not a lack of money. Not all poor people are ignorant, and there are some very ignorant rich people. Goody is the British version of North America's Trailer Trash; An ignorant, brash, mouthbreather, without the forethought or will to keep her legs and mouth shut for any more than five minutes at a time. The fact that she was too ignorant to act upon positive results from cancer screening is testament to her (literal) terminal stupidity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 17, 2009 Jane Goodie was most unfortunate, she had drug addicts for parents,hardly any education at all,grew up in absolute poverty, and poverty produces ignorance Jade Goodie did not grow up in absolute poverty. Maybe relative poverty, but not absolute poverty by any stretch of the imagination. I think you'll find she spent 11 years at school, so it is misleading to suggest she has had no education. It isn't her fault that she's thick, but that isn't the issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 17, 2009 Jane Goodie was most unfortunate, she had drug addicts for parents,hardly any education at all,grew up in absolute poverty, and poverty produces ignorance Jade Goodie did not grow up in absolute poverty. Maybe relative poverty, but not absolute poverty by any stretch of the imagination. I think you'll find she spent 11 years at school, so it is misleading to suggest she has had no education. It isn't her fault that she's thick, but that isn't the issue. 11 years? I thought she had to drop out of school as a child to become her mother's carer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted March 17, 2009 Special Offer... http://www.fragrancedirect.co.uk/J/Jade-Go...CFQulQwod5AX-qA 1/3 off Jade's perfume range! Now, are they selling it cheaper to get rid of bulk stocks on the basis that they soon won't be producing any more of the stuff, or will it continue to feature on the shelves of Superdrug for the foreseeable future, in the same way that you can still buy those revolting Linda McCartney Burgers some 11 years after her demise? Time will tell, folks, time will tell... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted March 17, 2009 Special Offer... http://www.fragrancedirect.co.uk/J/Jade-Go...CFQulQwod5AX-qA 1/3 off Jade's perfume range! Her perfumes = the smell of death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted March 17, 2009 Jordan: I'll look out for Jade's kids. This is wrong on so many levels I wouldn't know where to start. She looks like a Thunderbirds puppet. Is she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted March 17, 2009 Jordan: I'll look out for Jade's kids. This is wrong on so many levels I wouldn't know where to start. She looks like a Thunderbirds puppet. Is she? Yus, m'lady... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 17, 2009 Not sure if this has been posted before, but she's now been upgraded to "princess" status. The Princess Die-aries She's edging closer to emulating Diana. She has two kids, isn't married to their father, has questionable taste in men, has parent issues, and is beloved by readers of Hello Magazine. Needs to work on her hairstyle though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted March 17, 2009 Seems this OK Tribute Edition is already on sale. They already know her "final words". ( And note the issue number ....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 17, 2009 Not sure if this has been posted before, but she's now been upgraded to "princess" status. The Princess Die-aries She's edging closer to emulating Diana. She has two kids, isn't married to their father, has questionable taste in men, has parent issues, and is beloved by readers of Hello Magazine. Needs to work on her hairstyle though. ...and her accent. Although you'd have thought Jade's had plenty of practise speaking with plums in her mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 17, 2009 Also on the comeback trail is Goody's co-conspirator Danielle Lloyd, on BBC1 now, talking about domestic violence which she has suffered in the past... Why don't people who were once famous, disappear stage left to obscurity anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 18, 2009 She's planning one last party. I am surprised she's still going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 18, 2009 She's planning one last party. I am surprised she's still going. What a stupid, ugly, glakit, money-grabbing, useless, attention-seeking, faking bitch. PS. If she dies at this party, does that count towards the 'party-pooper' DDP bonus (that will not benefit me as I failed to pick her). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 18, 2009 She's planning one last party. I am surprised she's still going. What a stupid, ugly, glakit, money-grabbing, useless, attention-seeking, faking bitch. PS. If she dies at this party, does that count towards the 'party-pooper' DDP bonus (that will not benefit me as I failed to pick her). Windsor, throughout the course of this thread, I kind of get the tincy-winciest feeling that Jade is not your favouritest reality TV star of all time. Just a hunch, like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 18, 2009 She's planning one last party. I am surprised she's still going. What a stupid, ugly, glakit, money-grabbing, useless, attention-seeking, faking bitch. PS. If she dies at this party, does that count towards the 'party-pooper' DDP bonus (that will not benefit me as I failed to pick her). Shame on you Windsor, talking like that about the new princess of hearts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misswhisp 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Guest i have one thing to say to you no matter what heath ledger died of, hes still smarter than most people that sit on computers all day talking a heap of rubbish.And again, about Jane goodies poverty, i myself do not come from a poor family, and yes i was educated, but i do not feel its right to laugh and ridicule the less fortunate than yourself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
