Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 The funeral is on Saturday 4th so we can all watch it on TV. It'll be like Diana all over again (sigh) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 23, 2009 The funeral is on Saturday 4th so we can all watch it on TV. It'll be like Diana all over again (sigh) Living TV I suppose? I'd imagine the 'Most Haunted' team will be in her mansion a week after to try and connect to Jade's spirit. Wheel out all the nutters - Derek Acorah...Jeremy Edwards...Colin Fry. All the money could go to the kids... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 Found that photo! http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goodybag.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 23, 2009 The funeral is on Saturday 4th so we can all watch it on TV. It'll be like Diana all over again (sigh) Living TV I suppose? I'd imagine the 'Most Haunted' team will be in her mansion a week after to try and connect to Jade's spirit. Wheel out all the nutters - Derek Acorah...Jeremy Edwards...Colin Fry. All the money could go to the kids... Jeremy Edwards? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 23, 2009 The funeral is on Saturday 4th so we can all watch it on TV. It'll be like Diana all over again (sigh) Living TV I suppose? I'd imagine the 'Most Haunted' team will be in her mansion a week after to try and connect to Jade's spirit. Wheel out all the nutters - Derek Acorah...Jeremy Edwards...Colin Fry. All the money could go to the kids... Jeremy Edwards? My mistake. John Edwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 23, 2009 The funeral is on Saturday 4th so we can all watch it on TV. It'll be like Diana all over again (sigh) Living TV I suppose? I'd imagine the 'Most Haunted' team will be in her mansion a week after to try and connect to Jade's spirit. Wheel out all the nutters - Derek Acorah...Jeremy Edwards...Colin Fry. All the money could go to the kids... Jeremy Edwards? My mistake. John Edwards. Ah, that cock-knocking sack of monkeyspunk. I'll wager Jeremy Edwards has more authentic medium skills than him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deathstar Posted March 23, 2009 Found that photo! http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goodybag.jpg That's not her in that photo no way the body is way to long so it could be a hoax and she isn't dead and she's gonna reappear as a contestant on the next big brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 Found that photo! http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goodybag.jpg That's not her in that photo no way the body is way to long so it could be a hoax and she isn't dead and she's gonna reappear as a contestant on the next big brother. Which end is the head? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 23, 2009 Interesting to see what the cover of Heat magazine will be like. Probably similar to the NME's on Kurt Cobain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deathstar Posted March 23, 2009 Found that photo! http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goodybag.jpg That's not her in that photo no way the body is way to long so it could be a hoax and she isn't dead and she's gonna reappear as a contestant on the next big brother. ANYONE FOR A LITTLE CAPTION COMPETITION Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abysmal Granite 0 Posted March 23, 2009 I'm sure someone has a feasible explanation for the long goodybag.. aside from my firm belief that she has faked her own death and will shortly be opening a florists, I don't know. More importantly, I want to know where I can get a pair of Jackiey's comedy sunglasses.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deathstar Posted March 23, 2009 If you look closely isn't that Jackie's hand on the backside of one of the bodybag carriers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 If you look closely isn't that Jackie's hand on the backside of one of the bodybag carriers Not the prosthetic one though. And her top must have sleeves of different colours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 That picture's not quite "right". The bloke on the left has been cut & pasted. And whose IS that hand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathstar 1 Posted March 23, 2009 If you look closely isn't that Jackie's hand on the backside of one of the bodybag carriers Not the prosthetic one though. And her top must have sleeves of different colours. Then whose hand is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 23, 2009 Its a fake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 If you look closely isn't that Jackie's hand on the backside of one of the bodybag carriers Not the prosthetic one though. And her top must have sleeves of different colours. Then whose hand is it? The hand of God? Reaching out to make her an angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathstar 1 Posted March 23, 2009 Jackie looks like she's thinking I wish my daughter wasn't in there but then again she's a millionaire so actually I will put up with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted March 23, 2009 ANYONE FOR A LITTLE CAPTION COMPETITION I like this one too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Better Days 0 Posted March 23, 2009 Found that photo! http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=goodybag.jpg Body bag? What, they didn't have enough warning to buy a coffin? Max missed an opportunity there, think of all the advertising space on a good sized coffin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 23, 2009 I’ve just seen a hearse with "just married" on the back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 24, 2009 Which end is the head? Well the flies would obviously congregate around the fetid kebab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 24, 2009 My favourite tribute of the day. This is from a woman who went to pay her respects at Jade's house: "They say when it rains, the heavens open, don't they?" says Kelly Smith, from Sutton in Surrey. "I hope that's what's happening. The door to heaven is being opened for Jade." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 24, 2009 "They say when it rains, the heavens open, don't they?" says Kelly Smith, from Sutton in Surrey. "I hope that's what's happening. The door to heaven is being opened for Jade." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 24, 2009 "I hope that's what's happening. The door to heaven is being opened for Jade." [/font][/size] I was under the illusion that you had to live by Christian principles to get into heaven. Then again, those wacky Christians just make it up as they go along these days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
