Cricket Thread. Only Mad Dogs And Englishmen

[Clive's NOT Dunn 7]

Well if nothing else we've established that there are 2 intelligent people on this forum who appreciate cricket.........

Can I add the Captain to the list...

 

"Unfortunately, the Nazis don't play cricket. If they did, we wouldn't be on opposite sides now." -- Captain Mainwaring

[Captain Oates 21]

Well if nothing else we've established that there are 2 intelligent people on this forum who appreciate cricket.........

Can I add the Captain to the list...

 

"Unfortunately, the Nazis don't play cricket. If they did, we wouldn't be on opposite sides now." -- Captain Mainwaring

But not this Captain.

 

I fear I would fail both criteria.

[Clive's NOT Dunn 7]

Posh?, I wouldn't know,

Wassenaar has the highest number of millionaires per capita of all Dutch municipalities.

 

That, and a communist.

 

regards,

Hein

Wassenaar is also a question asked by customs officers at Cardiff airport.

[lospalmas7 12]

Hein, did you know the Dutch have just qualified for the 2007 Cricket World Cup? They are officially one of the best 16 national sides.

That's news to me. I seem to remember they were in the Cricket World Cup before, in South-Africa IIRC, and were thoroughly thrashed by the big boys.

You'll be pleased to hear that the draw for the World Cup has been made and Holland are in the same group as Australia, South Africa and Scotland. Good luck.

 

ICC

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Bill Brown

 

The last survivor of an Australian team to have lost at Lords (cricket ground)

 

"Brown is the fourth-oldest Test cricketer, behind the New Zealanders Eric Tindill and Jack Kerr (both 94) and South African Norman Gordon (93). A very correct player, he averaged 46.82 from 22 Tests and 51.44 in first-class cricket.

 

"I nearly came to England but my ticker plays up a bit.

I will be watching, though. I don't know why England don't do better at Lord's. I think it's a combination of things but playing there lifts everyone."

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

allow me to tempt fate, get ahead of myself, etc. and suggest the death of the cockiness in all Australian cricket players and fans. Unfortunately if it happens it will be in 2005, and we didn't think to nominate such an obscure and unlikely entity for this year.

[Lady Die 63]

I agree ... but the British weather keeps saving them from total embarassment.

 

This is my 500th post ..... YIPPEE!!!!!

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

If England win the Ashes, it will be the birth of English arrogance I can assure you!

 

If you ask English rugby fans about their latest failures, you always get the stock answer of "It doesn't matter, we are still champions of the World!"

 

See what I mean?

 

DWB

[Josco 49]

If England win the Ashes, it will be the birth of English arrogance I can assure you!

 

If you ask English rugby fans about their latest failures, you always get the stock answer of "It doesn't matter, we are still champions of the World!"

 

See what I mean?

 

DWB

I thought English arrogance had been in existence for some time, waxing and waning with the country's fortunes, sporting or otherwise. It has probably been on a downward trend since the death of Victoria with a few peaks since.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Yup, we're arrogant, but hey! We're going to stuff the Aussies in this test at least!

 

(and yes, I'm prepared to have this one bite me on the arse if it rains for the next 3 days)

[Tempus Fugit 214]

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[Banshees Scream 110]

Yup, we're arrogant, but hey! We're going to stuff the Aussies in this test at least!    

 

(and yes, I'm prepared to have this one bite me on the arse if it rains for the next 3 days)

Cricket, some say is the sporting equivalent of war ie 99% boredom, 1% terror.

Like painting or playing golf?

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[Banshees Scream 110]

I would say about 90% of all wars ends with one defeating the other.

The only war in my knowing that there wasn't a winner was probobly

Vietnam.

[Teddy 21]

The only war in my knowing that there wasn't a winner was probobly Vietnam.

Tell that to the Vietnamese

 

And whilst you are at it, tell that to the Americans!

[Banshees Scream 110]

And whilst you are at it, tell that to the Americans 

It wasn't a loss was it? I'm pretty sure it was a draw.

[Teddy 21]

 

And whilst you are at it, tell that to the Americans 

It wasn't a loss was it? I'm pretty sure it was a draw.

History Made Easy

 

 

(/Teddy ducks to avoid the incoming flack )

[Banshees Scream 110]

 

And whilst you are at it, tell that to the Americans 

It wasn't a loss was it? I'm pretty sure it was a draw.

History Made Easy

 

 

(/Teddy ducks to avoid the incoming flack )

A loss. We can thank the hippies for that.

[Boudicca 702]

The only war in my knowing that there wasn't a winner was probobly Vietnam.

Tell that to the Vietnamese

 

And whilst you are at it, tell that to the Americans!

[Tempus Fugit 214]

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[Banshees Scream 110]

Useless post.

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[Banshees Scream 110]

Another useless post.

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[Banshees Scream 110]

Slowness is not a virtue.

 

Wise ..