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[Guest strangeronthedoor]

LOL

[Guest strangeronthedoor]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

It's 'for f**k's sake', not 'for fucksake'. f*****t.

[honez 79]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

I believe the phrase; When you're in hole you should stop digging, would be appropriate here.

Unless, of course, you have a razor-sharp riposte to tear this very predictible bunch of arseholes [sic] apart.

 

PS, Why Stranger on the door? Obviously it's not a f*****t mistake, but a deliberately shrewd play on words that's way beyond the likes of us. Would you care to share this little nugget of genius with us, or would you prefer to continue to look like a twunt who types one-handed using only kunckles and thumbs?

[Saint Peter 14]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

 

Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called “Microsoft Word” that checks your spelling.

 

Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

 

Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services.

[Guest strangeronthedoor]

get a life o dangled one . p/s you're still all so funny .

[Vaagheid 141]

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[honez 79]

get a life o dangled one . p/s you're still all so funny .

Wow, that reply sure cut us all to shreds, it was as sharp as a golf ball.

[Windsor 2,233]

get a life o dangled one . p/s you're still all so funny .

 

Thanks - I do try...

[Saint Peter 14]

p/s you're still all so funny .

 

Oh Shucks, Thanks.

[sonny jim 0]

strange

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

 

Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called “Microsoft Word” that checks your spelling.

 

Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

 

Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services.

Dear Saint Peter,

 

have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs?

No?

Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling.

If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free.

But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend.

[Saint Peter 14]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

 

Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called “Microsoft Word” that checks your spelling.

 

Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

 

Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services.

Dear Saint Peter,

 

have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs?

No?

Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling.

If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free.

But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend.

 

Dear Notapotato,

 

Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates.

 

Actually we all probably do ...

[Monoclinic 39]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

 

Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called “Microsoft Word” that checks your spelling.

 

Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

 

Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services.

Dear Saint Peter,

 

have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs?

No?

Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling.

If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free.

But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend.

 

Dear Notapotato,

 

Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates.

 

Actually we all probably do ...

 

A lot more than Openoffice. Although I admit to benefitting from the "real deal".

 

Rom 101 moment - I've a new comp in English set up by the Francophone IT dude. Somewhere along the line the . and , issue in numbers has been neglected. Using Excel, which as we all know is complete shite at best, now seems to be a complete arse. Transfering data to Origin seems to result in extra zeros being added or taken away at random and makes my day a lot more tiresome. (You can come back in the room now)

[honez 79]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

 

Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called "Microsoft Word" that checks your spelling.

 

Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

 

Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services.

Dear Saint Peter,

 

have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs?

No?

Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling.

If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free.

But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend.

Dear Notapotato,

 

Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates.

 

Actually we all probably do ...

I find that spelling things correctly is the optimal choice. All that cost me was a lot of time staring out of the window in English class, interspersed with brief moments of listening, learning and retaining the paucity of information divested. The fact that my English teacher possessed two attributes that kept schoolboys attentive also helped.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I knew if i made a spelling mistake some dumb f*cker would pick up on it!!

Very predictible bunch of arseholes arn't you LOL Dohhhhh!

For fucksake get back to watching > playshcool < lol.

Bye for now ! xxx.

 

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor,

 

Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called "Microsoft Word" that checks your spelling.

 

Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem.

 

Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services.

Dear Saint Peter,

 

have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs?

No?

Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling.

If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free.

But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend.

Dear Notapotato,

 

Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates.

 

Actually we all probably do ...

I find that spelling things correctly is the optimal choice. All that cost me was a lot of time staring out of the window in English class, interspersed with brief moments of listening, learning and retaining the paucity of information divested. The fact that my English teacher POSSESSED TWO ATTRIBUTES that kept schoolboys attentive also helped.

Ah, proof indeed that you are cultured and eductated, Honez old chap.

I would have just said she had big tits.

[Ageless Immortal Giant 2]

I don't see how people can actually be offended by this site. If they are, then they've got a weak constitution. There's way, way more offensive stuff than this out there on the internet than a simple deadpool website discussing when notable people are likely to die.

 

This place is a pretty civilised and polite community. I mean, you could be looking for all kinds of f**ked-up porn or Neo-Nazi websites, or even worse, Encyclopedia Dramatica...

 

This place is tame. I'm glad for it.

[Guest sonnyjim]

hello is it me you're looking for.

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crap removed

[honez 79]

hello is it me you're looking for.

No; punctuation.

[Saint Peter 14]

hello is it me you're looking for.

 

Capital H, as in Hello, to start a sentence.

 

The education system is phucked!!

[Guest disgusted- tunbridge wells]

can i just say how disappointed i am at this website?

 

yes i'm sure you've had loads of people moan about this website, saying how tasteless it is and how horrible you all are.

 

but i want to add something to that, as i'm really starting to get quite annoyed now.

 

week after week i visit this site, and week after week my disappointment grows.

 

the main thrust of my disgust is as follows:

 

 

WHICH USELESS PEOPLE CHOSE THE NOMINATIONS FOR THIS YEAR? YOU'RE CRAP!

 

for gods sake, we're nearly halfway through the year, and there are only two people from this list that are dead!

 

You even missed the bald chav herself, and she was already half-gone when you were compiling the list!

 

you seriously disappoint me.

 

 

btw i have no actual problem with the main point of the website. i think it's rather funny in a gallows-humour kind of way!

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Best rant we've had in ages, not that that's saying much. I'll admit I was a little disappointed that the Right Reverend Ian Cundy didn't prompt a spate of rightious anger and indignation from those Googling his demise and stumbling upon ourselves.

 

Are there any other terminally ill types at the top of the snooker world at the moment?

[Saint Peter 14]

can i just say how disappointed i am at this website?

 

yes i'm sure you've had loads of people moan about this website, saying how tasteless it is and how horrible you all are.

 

but i want to add something to that, as i'm really starting to get quite annoyed now.

 

week after week i visit this site, and week after week my disappointment grows.

 

the main thrust of my disgust is as follows:

 

 

WHICH USELESS PEOPLE CHOSE THE NOMINATIONS FOR THIS YEAR? YOU'RE CRAP!

 

for gods sake, we're nearly halfway through the year, and there are only two people from this list that are dead!

 

You even missed the bald chav herself, and she was already half-gone when you were compiling the list!

 

you seriously disappoint me.

 

 

btw i have no actual problem with the main point of the website. i think it's rather funny in a gallows-humour kind of way!

 

We are hoping for a sprint at the tail end of the year

[Godot 149]

It's not working is it - the Deathlist I mean? I can't recall a time in the years I have been coming here when there has been so little traffic. Most of the banter has gone and since there are so few postings much of the quality has gone also. What worries me most is that no-one seems to care.

 

I'm a big fan of the Deathlist and the deathlist community, even though I don't know most people personally. You know what to expect when you open various posts, particularly among the stalwarts. But it's as if a collective sense of can't be botheredness has engulfed the site. I know I feel that way a lot of the time.

 

Perhaps it's because this has been a poor year for the list so far, or perhaps it's because there is so much competition for time on the internet these days. It's not the first time we have worried about postings and I wouldn't want to get in to an "it was better in the old days" debate but it's a bit sad when I get most of my laughs these days from reading Windsor's amusingly miserable posts. But the post-to-laugh (or interesting point) ratio has definitely gone down.

 

Can anything be done or is the Deathlist in terminal decline? Oh, and by the way, when did anyone last go on Notapotato's Hartlepool Deadlypool site that used to work as a spillover from all the stuff going on here?

 

Is better health care ruining everything? People just go on and on these days and maybe we're just getting tired of waiting. Prospects seemed to be looking up with Swine Flu but it hasn't done the business. Of course a big death will revive things for a while but posts soon settle down again to what is barely a tick over rate. Something must be done or the DL should list itself next year.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Something must be done or the DL should list itself next year.

 

Agreed, it's quiet but it hadn't struck me as terminal. We could have an 'introduce a friend' scheme, seriously. Or leave business cards in London phone boxes......on second thoughts, that sucks. Or cook up some 'event' in which one of us posts something outrageous and one of us anonymously complains to the papers, always good for a bit of traffic that one.