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so here we are at the end of the first quarter with one out of 50 'hits.This means that at the current rate deathlist is on course for a grand total of 4 deaths by the end of the year.Thats not quite as good as normal is it? :blink:

 

We are hoping for a good run in at the end of the year :pop:

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I don't remember us being too bothered about only getting 1/31 in 1987. I expect we were pretty chuffed when we heard that Segovia had gone, though. In fact, I'm surprised that Andres's wiki doesnt mention that he was the first ever DL success.

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I don't remember us being too bothered about only getting 1/31 in 1987. I expect we were pretty chuffed when we heard that Segovia had gone, though. In fact, I'm surprised that Andres's wiki doesnt mention that he was the first ever DL success.
My word, is that avatar of Bamber Boozle, from the magical C4 teletext (4-tel, I think it was) quiz Bamboozle? That, the IQ test and 'The Adventures of 4T' used to keep me amused for hours when I was younger; hours because it took so f*cking long for the pages to update and you had to make sure you had nigh-on perfect TV reception for them to be readable...

 

Suggesting I was pretty much destined to become an internet surfer when it was finally invented... :blink:

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I don't remember us being too bothered about only getting 1/31 in 1987. I expect we were pretty chuffed when we heard that Segovia had gone, though. In fact, I'm surprised that Andres's wiki doesnt mention that he was the first ever DL success.

My word, is that avatar of Bamber Boozle, from the magical C4 teletext (4-tel, I think it was) quiz Bamboozle? That, the IQ test and 'The Adventures of 4T' used to keep me amused for hours when I was younger; hours because it took so f*cking long for the pages to update and you had to make sure you had nigh-on perfect TV reception for them to be readable...

 

Suggesting I was pretty much destined to become an internet surfer when it was finally invented... :)

Bamber Boozler?!! Never heard of him, that's just a photograph of myself...

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I was banned from this website for no apparent reason, I emailed the admin to ask why and then I suspiciously started to receive porn spam e-mails. This site has gone down in my estimations, I am very disappointed in the way I have been treated and no doubt this message will leave me open to abuse too, but I won't be back to read it, so go for it :P

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I was banned from this website for no apparent reason, I emailed the admin to ask why and then I suspiciously started to receive porn spam e-mails. This site has gone down in my estimations, I am very disappointed in the way I have been treated and no doubt this message will leave me open to abuse too, but I won't be back to read it, so go for it :P

 

Who are/were you? Also, if you were banned, how are you able to post?

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I was banned from this website for no apparent reason, I emailed the admin to ask why and then I suspiciously started to receive porn spam e-mails. This site has gone down in my estimations, I am very disappointed in the way I have been treated and no doubt this message will leave me open to abuse too, but I won't be back to read it, so go for it :pop:

 

Is that you Iain?? :P

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I was banned from this website for no apparent reason, I emailed the admin to ask why and then I suspiciously started to receive porn spam e-mails. This site has gone down in my estimations, I am very disappointed in the way I have been treated and no doubt this message will leave me open to abuse too, but I won't be back to read it, so go for it :P

It's really quite incredibly hard to get banned from this website, so if you were banned it was definitely for a very apparent reason.

 

You are probably just too stupid to realise it.

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what u need is more blacks and asians on the list. u must be pretty racist, just concentrating on the whites and yids. i mean, if u look at the world as a whole, 1 in 4 of us must be chinese, and 1 in 6 of us is indian, but I don't see any chinks or pakis on the list. there's lots of blacks too, and they die just as frequently as whites, but i don't see any blacks here. melting-pot my arse, what a bunch of racists. u must have pretty boring rainbows where u live. peace.

 

Apparently 10% of the people on the planet are related to Genghis Khan, so be fair, at least 5 of the pick should be famous Mongols who'll get a UK Obit. If the list was 95% black people you'd have said the list was racist too.

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I don't see any chinks or pakis on the list

 

but i don't see any blacks here

 

Maybe, they are just not famous enough :)

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what u need is more blacks and asians on the list. u must be pretty racist, just concentrating on the whites and yids. i mean, if u look at the world as a whole, 1 in 4 of us must be chinese, and 1 in 6 of us is indian, but I don't see any chinks or pakis on the list. there's lots of blacks too, and they die just as frequently as whites, but i don't see any blacks here. melting-pot my arse, what a bunch of racists. u must have pretty boring rainbows where u live. peace.

 

Pots and kettles (a groanworthy choice of cliché), your comment is hardly PC now is it?

 

Apparently 10% of the people on the planet are related to Genghis Khan, so be fair, at least 5 of the pick should be famous Mongols who'll get a UK Obit. If the list was 95% black people you'd have said the list was racist too.

 

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes from my school era:

 

Apparently one in five people in the world are Chinese. As there are five people in my family, statistically speaking one of them should be Chinese. Well there's my mum and dad, my older brother Colin and my younger brother General Cash My Cheque*. I suspect it is Colin.

 

 

* Sorry, I half inched the Chinese name from Spike Milligan. It just popped into my brain and subsequently blocked all other "memory" neurons!

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Apparently one in five people in the world are Chinese. As there are five people in my family, statistically speaking one of them should be Chinese. Well there's my mum and dad, my older brother Colin and my younger brother General Cash My Cheque*. I suspect it is Colin.

 

Everybody in your family is insane, and now statistically somebody in your family should be Chinese. That's insane. I think the statistics are more insane then your family.

 

I'm a believer to many superstitions. Like when the Chinese people bring the baby home they take a fork out of the drawer and drop it on the floor. If it sounds like 'ching a ling ling lang' ching ling is his name. He'll grow up to be Mr.Ching Ling.

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when the Chinese people bring the baby home they take a fork out of the drawer and drop it on the floor. If it sounds like 'ching a ling ling lang' ching ling is his name. He'll grow up to be Mr.Ching Ling.

I cain't see none o' them fancy eatin' forks mentioned here Jethro.

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Apparently one in five people in the world are Chinese. As there are five people in my family, statistically speaking one of them should be Chinese. Well there's my mum and dad, my older brother Colin and my younger brother General Cash My Cheque*. I suspect it is Colin.

 

Everybody in your family is insane, and now statistically somebody in your family should be Chinese. That's insane. I think the statistics are more insane then your family.

 

I'm a believer to many superstitions. Like when the Chinese people bring the baby home they take a fork out of the drawer and drop it on the floor. If it sounds like 'ching a ling ling lang' ching ling is his name. He'll grow up to be Mr.Ching Ling.

 

If what you say is correct, regarding insanity and somebody being Chinese....

Were you an Orphan BS?

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ok,no more mESSing abowt >snip<

 

it diD NOt wurk.>snip<

 

This reminder of Iain (the 'real' one :)) led me back to the Great Laura Sayers Wars of 2006.

 

I'm just hoping Iain got an acknowledgment in Laura's Diary. I think it would have sold a lot more if she'd called it Bucketful of C*nts, though.

Edited by harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy

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(bollocks by iain deleted- NAP)

 

iain smith. ambassider for jUsticE.

 

 

Are you the same bloke that writes this ?

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ok,no more mESSing abowt >snip<

 

it diD NOt wurk.>snip<

 

This reminder of Iain (the 'real' one :)) led me back to the Great Laura Sayers Wars of 2006.

 

I'm just hoping Iain got an acknowledgment in Laura's Diary. I think it would have sold a lot more if she'd called it Bucketful of C*nts, though.

Here's an update: Laura and the(real?)Iain were married in Las Vegas in June. I couldn't make it to the wedding but Artemis Flanks was in attendance. The pictures he showed me are all of Artie's thumb so I have nothing to prove that the Smith/Sayers ceremony actually did take place in a charming chapel in the shape of a tw*t.

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(bollocks by iain deleted- NAP)

 

iain smith. ambassider for jUsticE.

 

 

Are you the same bloke that writes this ?

 

B):lol::lol: Brilliant LB, looks like it is written in the style of the superb 'Molesworth' books. I was flicking through 'Back in the Jug Agane' the other day in my parents library (otherwise known as the bathroom) and laughing my head off, thinking there must be sites on the net about Molesworth, thanks for reminding me to look, just off to post about one on the HP thread.

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(bollocks by iain deleted- NAP)

 

iain smith. ambassider for jUsticE.

 

 

Are you the same bloke that writes this ?

 

B):lol::lol: Brilliant LB, looks like it is written in the style of the superb 'Molesworth' books. I was flicking through 'Back in the Jug Agane' the other day in my parents library (otherwise known as the bathroom) and laughing my head off, thinking there must be sites on the net about Molesworth, thanks for reminding me to look, just off to post about one on the HP thread.

 

I'd never heard of Molesworth, but I will now investigate - thanks :) I'm always learning new things in here!

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Guest Glen Holmes

Yah guys, I was just looking in and I really like the death stuff but this 'Iain' character is out of control. I appreciate that the moderators do what I can only describe as a fantastic job, considering the important and difficult job they have, but why can he not be banned outright?

 

I understand you are busy people, but if I could rip you away from your friends and girlfriends for a moment, please explain to me why this filth isn't curbed sooner.

 

Yours faithfully,

 

Glen Holmes.

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Guest Amanda Lowings

Wow, we are on CSI Miami! We\'re not losers after all! This is such a rush, I haven\'t felt so good since Mike Reid died. I\'m with you Glen xxx

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it continUes...

Iain Smith utter crap deleted

iain smith xxx

 

 

Clearly your talent is wasted on us. Why don't you try the Simon Cowell forum just across the way, on your way out please shut the door and erase all cookies from your mind that this forum ever existed.

 

Thanks!

 

This message will hopefully self destruct on reading iain, if not please could you notify one of those kind mods to delete it along with your Shakespearian entries above.

Edited by heaven can wait

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I love reading guests posts when they discuss, are witty, intelligent, funny or all four

Yours is none of them.

F**k off.

Regards

LFN

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We don't care about your penis, we care about death - C U N T!!

 

LFNC - If you care so much why don't you register

 

Personally I don't care about death, I care about avoiding it :P

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I found the list in such a way - checking out the status of Charlie Drake - and frankly I've had more fun on Death List than chasing the little funster from a bygone era to ground.

 

Keem 'em comin'.

 

I found the list also in this way, Paul hunter, i must have caught it on a lucky day coz the ranters were out in force!!! Its was so entertaining how irate some people found DL that i got hooked. Maybe its because i dont take life seriosuly and understood DL for what it was and is.

 

Its obvious to me that these people have no life becaus eif they did they wouldnt worry about what we are writing on here and be more concerned about their own

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