Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

[Monoclinic 39]

It seems that some of us have had a sense of humour bypass. Time for a reality check about the important things in life perhaps?. Some people take this site far too seriously which is probably why the last drop of banter has been squeezed out along with the entertaining posters who've all stuffed off to Facebook or somewhere. Where has the irony, euphemisms and sarcasm gone? Thank toffee apple people like LB try their hardest to entertain IMHO. I think "whoever" changed a few of the words has done a good job, please keep up that good work, although perhaps toffee apple needs reassigning?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

toffee apple

excrement

bollocks

cheese grinder

twat

clown

silly billy

bastard

bitch

Walker

spunkbubble

 

 

Mmmm. I've never w'anked with a cheese grater in my life, but there's a first time for everything, I suppose.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

It seems that some of us have had a sense of humour bypass. Time for a reality check about the important things in life perhaps?. Some people take this site far too seriously which is probably why the last drop of banter has been squeezed out along with the entertaining posters who've all stuffed off to Facebook or somewhere. Where has the irony, euphemisms and sarcasm gone? Thank toffee apple people like LB try their hardest to entertain IMHO. I think "whoever" changed a few of the words has done a good job, please keep up that good work, although perhaps toffee apple needs reassigning?

 

 

Aye, if it's not fun around here it's nowt special, totally agreed. Let the banter, euphemisms and sarcasm flow. If we're reduced to acrostics, we're all reduced, or summit.

[Handrejka 1,903]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

Im just imagining you Handy, a warm, ever so sweet, lovely young thing that you are, needing to have a sit down with a hot cup of sweet tea when you realised what it all meant!

I always thought it was called "eating fudge off a stick".

[One shot Paddy 1,206]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

 

Holy feck, that's the last time Im asking kids at Hallowe'en if they fancy a toffee apple, I must look like a right perv if any of the neighbours know that meaning!

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

 

Holy feck, that's the last time Im asking kids at Hallowe'en if they fancy a toffee apple, I must look like a right perv if any of the neighbours know that meaning!

 

 

Top posting on the linked message board, those ford escorts are sicker than us, or summit.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

You been climbing mountains again Mary?

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

Nope, I've been sneaking round swear filters, or summart.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

 

 

Well blow me down, I've finally found something even I wouldn't do.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

 

 

Well blow me down, I've finally found something even I wouldn't do.

You mean you havent been instructed to before?

[themaninblack 2,112]

You may want to rethink the toffee apple one. Apparently it's slang for something quite disgusting and it nearly caused a massive misunderstanding on my facebook whenI made a bit of a sly reference to needing a toffee apple.

 

http://www.menshealth.co.uk/chatroom/topic/304835

 

Holy feck, that's the last time Im asking kids at Hallowe'en if they fancy a toffee apple, I must look like a right perv if any of the neighbours know that meaning!

 

You would look a perv even talking to children, toffee apple or not, in these hysterical times...

[Godot 149]

Fathers' Day and all I got was a f'ucking Toblerone.

[Guest Alt_Obituaries Group]

I'm sorry to inform you that one of your members has defected to our site.

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.obitu...598f23a2c2ccad#

[themaninblack 2,112]

I'm sorry to inform you that one of your members has defected to our site.

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.obitu...598f23a2c2ccad#

 

I don't think we are sorry if it's BCAlum...

[honez 79]

Fathers' Day and all I got was a f'ucking Toblerone.

Is that anything like a toffee apple?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Fathers' Day and all I got was a f'ucking Toblerone.

 

Hehe, you and fifty billion other dads. You're not my useless twat of an ex, by any chance?

[Godot 149]

Fathers' Day and all I got was a f'ucking Toblerone.

Is that anything like a toffee apple?

C'um to think of it.......No. Although I have no doubt that someone somewhere has shoved a Toblerone up their arse and posted it on the internet.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

Fathers' Day and all I got was a f'ucking Toblerone.

Is that anything like a toffee apple?

C'um to think of it.......No. Although I have no doubt that someone somewhere has shoved a Toblerone up their arse and posted it on the internet.

 

Funny you should mention that because I recall speculating as a young 'un that Toblerone was invented when someone shoved a strip of that sweet centre up their arse.

[CarolAnn 926]

I'm sorry to inform you that one of your members has defected to our site.

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.obitu...598f23a2c2ccad#

 

Are we supposed to cry?

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

I'm sorry to inform you that one of your members has defected to our site.

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.obitu...598f23a2c2ccad#

 

Are we supposed to cry?

 

That's not a site, it's a message board, nowhere near as user friendly as the trusty old DL, eh?

[Vaagheid 141]

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removed

[Monoclinic 39]

I'm sorry to inform you that one of your members has defected to our site.

 

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.obitu...598f23a2c2ccad#

 

Are we supposed to cry?

 

That's not a site, it's a message board, nowhere near as user friendly as the trusty old DL, eh?

 

He's probably only teasing us with his imminent departure. Any rumours of an impending demise have probably been greatly exaggerated via a moribund fixation on guest posters. 2009 has been the slowest year for DL member drop offs, when compared with previous years. If we look at the statistics, last year saw significant departures such as Star Crossed, Brinsworth House Baiter, TLC, The guy with the shouty avatar that sounds something like Olive, oh and pRobABly iain, dave and their timeshare girlfriend Jill. It's taking forever for a certain member to stop posting the same drivel time and again despite being on the precipice of the tedious or just boring asshat boundary. I wouldn't be at all surprised if this isn't just another tease.

 

If the rumours are true then it's a sad day for the DL b/c with the passing of Banshees Cream we (I) will have no scapegoat in which to hurl unwarranted abuse.

 

[honez 79]

with the passing of Banshees Cream we (I) will have no scapegoat in which to hurl unwarranted abuse.

Unwarranted?

... and be vewy, vewy careful what you wish for M/C, like a bad penny, that wascally wabbit is probably waiting right behind you, ready to tap you on the shoulder (wearing a dress & lipstick) and give you a great big kiss.

[littleleicesterfox 11]

Sorry to disappoint but I have no wish to rage.

 

I've been lurking on the site for the best part of three years now and I just wanted to say you guys are great to read.

 

That is all