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Has anyone put Engelbert Humperdinck down for 2013?

 

Is he ill?

 

No just possibly in need of putting down

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Shouldve had "Joey Barton involved in fracas outside Liverpool nightclub"

 

After Barton's beatling outside a gay club I'm assuming a few of us chortled over the Sickipedia one liner suggesting the whole thing proved that gay guys never liked c***s in the first place!

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Ok... I might as well extend the game to Dec 31st. And with this post, it is extended.

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Are you going to be updating everybodys' points claims?

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Well, the extended time-limit gives me a chance with this one:

 

6. Mayan Prediction Fails, It's 22 December

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Are you going to be updating everybodys' points claims?

 

Yeah... I'll get there.... forgot where I left off though.

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Thank f*** for those World Indoor Championships earlier this year. I was thinking Olympics when I put the Ennis settling for silver headline on my list here!

 

Respect to the lass, like, I wanted her to win, just never figured she'd cruise to it so easily.

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I don't know if this has been predicted as I simply cannot be arsed to look back through the older posts here,but I'm nominating Wayne Rooney to get in trouble for fucking whores in 2012-13 due to his chav wife being pregnant again,he started off banging older granny type growlers but then went up a notch doing not too bad looking escort girls during the first pregnancy,his chav wife missus knows what side her breads buttered on so she'll stand by him so she can be kept in pink tracksuits,spray tan and fucking Ugg boots

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Also I'm nominating a black football player to be killed in some Eastern European ex Communist shithole on the pitch by the fans with Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini just shrugging their shoulders.

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Bump. Everybody get in your last headlines soon.

 

 

Paul Bearer leads with 64 pts.

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I've been well-tardy about this. I mean, clearly my prediction on the Syrian president dying or being in hiding are about as useful as the one about Barcelona winning the Champions League but, I've got a few other points to call in:

 

7. Surprise Olympic Gold for Britain.

http://www.independe...mp-8008063.html

 

and

 

10. Obama Scrapes Home

 

http://activateonlin...to-second-term/

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I've been well-tardy about this. I mean, clearly my prediction on the Syrian president dying or being in hiding are about as useful as the one about Barcelona winning the Champions League but, I've got a few other points to call in:

 

7. Surprise Olympic Gold for Britain.

http://www.independe...mp-8008063.html

 

and

 

10. Obama Scrapes Home

 

http://activateonlin...to-second-term/

 

I have 2 good headlines that weren't allowed. Clearly a case of goalposts being shifted.

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Windsor

 

1. Ken Livingstone wins Mayoral race. WRONG

2. SNP gain in local elections. RIGHT

3. [E] Milliband loses Labour leadership. WRONG

4. Chris Huhne loses cabinet spot. RIGHT

5. Mitt Romney wins GOP nomination. RIGHT

6. Britain has disappointing Olympic medal haul. WRONG

7. Alex Salmond's affair exposed. WRONG

8. Queen's Westminster speech infuriates SNP. WRONG

9. Palace announces Kate pregnancy. RIGHT

10. Katie Price marries again. WRONG

11. President Obama races to victory. RIGHT

12. It's official: David Walliams isn't funny - just a desperate publicity whore. RIGHT

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Noel Edmunds arrested by rozzers acting under Operation Yewtree

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1. Bee Gee Robin Gibb Dies - YEP

2 .Ennis Has to Settle for Silver - YEP (Indoors)

3. Syrian President in Hiding - Not yet

4. Syrian President Dead - Probs not

5. Barcelona Retain Champions League Trophy - FFS, but it was nailed on!

6. Mayan Prediction Fails, It's 22 December - A week on Saturday

7. Surprise Olympic Gold for Britain.- Long jump will do!

8. Millband Denies Leadership Problems - Surprisingly not!

9. Republicans Rally Round Beleagured Candidate - Not even after he was beaten, heartless right wing f***ers!

10. Obama Scrapes Home - Yep

11. Coalition in Crisis Talks - If only they'd speak to each other

12. Eurozone Faces New Crisis - Yep

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1.Margaret Thatcher dead - Still time

2.Three die as cruise ship sinks - Yep, but too late

3.Plane crashes on landing -Yep

4.Bird flu returns -Nope

5.Freezing conditions return - Yep, but points not awarded

6.Prince Philip back in hospital - Yep

7.Crazed knifeman stabs four - Yep, but points not awarded again

8.Crazed gunman kills classmates and then klls himself - Yep

9.Crazed postal worker goes on the rampage - not yet

10.Phew! What a scorcher! - Yep

11.Cow tramples woman walking dog - See above post

12.Deathlist.net scores 50/50 for the first time ever. Grim Reaper delighted - Only 38 to go :)

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