wildstorm 297 Posted January 8, 2015 I would love to meet Leonard Nimoy ,Kirk Douglas Christopher Lee, Leslie Philips and Olivia de Havilland. Kirk Douglas, probably.. No offense to old Kirk, but I would not want to meet him. His stroke in 1996 has impeded his speech in such a way that I've had a hard time understanding him ever since. Literally, I would need a translator if a meeting was to occur. For the record, I don't actually care about meeting him. Since this thread was made before the 2015 list was posted, I intended this post to be a joke (ie. 'Kirk Douglas is probably on the list, so I'll just put his name down') Obviously, I fail at nuance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted January 10, 2015 Leslie Phillips. No contest really. I have had several pints (on a couple of occasions) with someone who knows him pretty well, and he is apparently just as you'd expect him to be - utterly charming with a slightly roguish twinkle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 17, 2015 I like to meet Harper Lee authors always have interesting things to say. I wouldn't like to meet prince phillp for reasons 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted June 17, 2015 I want to meet Prince Philip to ask him if he wants to hire me as his new joke writer since Bernard Manning's been dead 8 years tomorrow. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted June 17, 2015 Mugabe in Hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 17, 2015 Anyone of them still breathing who could be hoodwinked into altering their will in my favour. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 29, 2015 If allowed, what with being hypothetical, BBKing. If we are being pedantic, then Chuck Berry for the same reasons. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 29, 2015 I would like to meet Robert Mugabe so I could shoot him through the fucking head. can nobody in Zimbabwe afford the price of a bullet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,053 Posted June 30, 2015 Hmmm, I seem to have missed this one. Shame, because Patrick Macnee would have been my choice. Of those remaining: Denis Norden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,534 Posted June 30, 2015 . If we are being pedantic, then Chuck Berry for the same reasons. SC Got some videos you want to swap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted July 22, 2015 I try to imagine what an encounter with all the living people in the DL would look like: Zsa Zsa Gabor: [Hands over a ”Survivor of the decade” diploma] João Havelange: ”Whoa dude, you’re old enough to be Sepp Blatter’s father. Are you?” Herman Wouk: ”I’ll probably be 100 myself by the time I’m done reading all your published works." Billy Graham: "Umm, okey...thank you Reverend Graham for that interesting two-hour long lecture about how great Jesus Christ is. But all I asked was ”how are ya?" Olivia de Havilland: ”Hey, wait a minute. Is that a dart board with a picture of Joan Fontaine’s face on that wall over there?!” Javier Pérez de Cuéllar: ”You shouldn’t feel bad about being the forgotten UN Secretary-General. As a Swede, I can assure you that things could be a lot worse.” Denis Healey: [Don’t stare at his eyebrows, be polite. Don’t stare at his eyebrows, be polite] George Bush Sr: "What was the point of giving your first AND one of your middle names to your son? Was the president gene located in the ”W”?" Prince Philip: ”So let me get this straight...you’re a prince who’s married to a queen? That sounds kinda incestuous...” Helmut Schmidt: ”Does your first name protect you from head injuries? No? You think I’m mind-numbingly unfunny? Fair enough.” Fidel Castro: ”FUCKING BAST...oh, is that a Cuban cigar? Can I try one, pretty please?” Kirk Douglas: ”I beg your pardon? What did you just say? Could you write that sentence on a piece of paper?” Clive James: ”Nice meeting you, mate. Or should I say Vivian?” Al Molinaro: ”Oh, so you really ARE alive...” Valerie Harper: ”A spin-off show that actually didn’t fail? Impressive.” Maureen O’Hara: ”It’s an honour to meet you. I’m O’Predictor.” Martin Crowe: ”You’re my second-favourite cricketer in the whole wide world after Jiminy.” Bhumibol Adulyadej: ”Do you realize how much it would suck for you if you died before June 9, 2016”? Helmut Kohl: [uninvites Predictor after a phone call from Mr. Schmidt] Leslie Phillips: ”All I’m asking is for you to determine which Hogwarts house I would be in if I were a wizard.” Ken Kercheval: ”Five bottles is more than enough now, Mr. Kercheval...” Harper Lee: ”Did an angry mob from PETA ever go after you because of the title you chose for your bestseller?” Bob Dole: ”There's this really cool thing called first person pronoun. You should totally try it sometime.” Joost van der Westhuizen: ”I hate it when too young people get really ill, so I hope you recover and score a rugby touchdown." Doris Day: [Asks about working with Hitchcock] Peter O’Sullevan: ”No, I’m afraid I don’t watch horse racing." [Awkward silence] George Cole: ”Don’t you think you were a little too old to play the part of ”Boy” in the 1944 film Henry V?" Peter Sallis: ”I’m hungry. Got any cheese, Mr. Sallis?” Denis Norden: ”Mr. Norden, I'm sitting right here. That thing you've been talking to for the past few minutes is a bookshelf." Henry Kissinger: ”I’m really flattered by your kind words, but it was actually our neighbours, the Norwegians, that gave you the Nobel Peace Prize, not us.” Jake LaMotta: [Note to self: Do not say anything that will piss Jake LaMotta off] Cliff Michelmore: "Psst, tell me, were you in on the whole Moon landing scam in 1969, directed by Kubrick?” Nancy Reagan: ”FIRST lady, SECOND wife would make a great tombstone inscription, don’t you agree?” Hosni Mubarak: ”Let’s start a viking-pharao pact, Mr. Mubarak.” Liz Smith: ”Got any old pictures of yourself from the 1940s?” Robert Mugabe: ”FUCKING BASTARD!” Chuck Berry: ”Could you teach me how to play the guitar?” Richard Adams: ”No, Mr. Adams, I haven’t read any of your books, I’m afraid.” [Awkward silence] Jake Roberts: ”You’re too young for this. C’mon, use your wrestling skills to fight off death.” Vera Lynn: ”Sorry, none of my grandparents were veterans, but I’m sure they liked you anyways.” Eddie Large: ”Oh, you’re nothing but a Laurel and Hardy rip-off.” Bill Maynard: ”At last, my final visit!” :rolleyes: 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted July 23, 2015 Helmut Kohl: [uninvites Predictor after a phone call from Mr. Schmidt] Do you feel there might be a wall between you two that needs to be torn down? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
