The Fights Between Phantom And Dr Zorders

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

Recently two users phantom and Dr zorders have been constantly fighting in the forum. I know, I am not a mod or admin but I think we should have a discussion about this issue and what should be done.

[Lard Bazaar 3,706]

Recently two users phantom and Dr zorders have been constantly fighting in the forum. I know, I am not a mod or admin but I think we should have a discussion about this issue and what should be done.

Why? It's brought more life to this forum than there's been for a while. And it's fucking funny.

[Sir Creep 7,025]

I pull up my recliner, laptop, cheese-itz and beer and read away. Keep at it boys!

SC

[charon 4,939]

 

MK, I take it you don't get out much?

 

If it wasn't Phantom, that bag full of crazy would pick on someone else. As others have said, sit back and enjoy.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161]

Recently two users phantom and Dr zorders have been constantly fighting in the forum. I know, I am not a mod or admin but I think we should have a discussion about this issue and what should be done.

What should be done? Jack shit.

[Youwanticewiththat 610]

Two quarts of chip fat and a very large bratwurst should sort it.

[Deathray 2,936]

I'd like to thank Phantom for keeping the DL pet entertained while we get on with normal stuff.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

The guy couldn't entertain a goldfish with a sachet of delicious prawn cocktail flakes.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,161]

Im a monumental bell end.

[Lard Bazaar 3,706]

The guy couldn't entertain a goldfish with a sachet of delicious prawn cocktail flakes.

[Lard Bazaar 3,706]

Hmmm prawn cocktail. Yes, I did fuck that quote up with my fat fingers, cos I'm laid in bed on my mobile and all this technology spins me out, guy.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

I actually take that back, since he tells me "what I need to do" with my life, he could entertain us by going on a lovely weekend break to Dearborn Michigan with his Ricky Gervais "I don't believe in your stupid gods" t-shirt on. Or is his "man up" advice only a one way thing?

Even funnier, demand the wife comes along. The ensuing separation (if she knows how to Google) would be hilarious.

[Lard Bazaar 3,706]

You ain't no Halibut, bruv.

[Phantom 2,489]

I actually take that back, since he tells me "what I need to do" with my life, he could entertain us by going on a lovely weekend break to Dearborn Michigan with his Ricky Gervais "I don't believe in your stupid gods" t-shirt on. Or is his "man up" advice only a one way thing?

Even funnier, demand the wife comes along. The ensuing separation (if she knows how to Google) would be hilarious.

 

Well I was at a couple of gigs on both Friday and Saturday night, then catching up on some sleep. Which is a lot more fun than sitting in my bedroom hoping I don't get caught by my mum looking at porn.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

 

I actually take that back, since he tells me "what I need to do" with my life, he could entertain us by going on a lovely weekend break to Dearborn Michigan with his Ricky Gervais "I don't believe in your stupid gods" t-shirt on. Or is his "man up" advice only a one way thing?

Even funnier, demand the wife comes along. The ensuing separation (if she knows how to Google) would be hilarious.

 

Well I was at a couple of gigs on both Friday and Saturday night, then catching up on some sleep. Which is a lot more fun than sitting in my bedroom hoping I don't get caught by my mum looking at porn.

 

Er... oh right... so er... you couldn't possibly do it cause you already used this weekend or something...?

 

Really thrillingly brilliant excuse there from the man who believes the world is run by evil capitalist Republican corporate scum, but no-one's allowed to complain about anything. (Unless it's full-grown Halibuts being told to "go back to their own country" a couple of times at the bus stop or bakers or whatever the day after the latest attack, you get in floods of tears about that but you don't have a problem with the kind of treatment I got when I was a child, so I guess that means since they need protection and understanding and I didn't, a Halibut "adult" is a weaker and a lesser being than a Western child, and in fact that would make them intellectual equivalent of erm, a fetus or sperm I guess, in your estimation). BTW thanks. we don't at all believe you're in fact just a massive agonisingly sawdust-brained coward and hypocrite pussy who tells others how peaceful certain groups are but doesn't want to put it to the test. Really.

 

Can you inform us whether you will be submitting your new theory that no parent can ever have a bad influence on their child? (I can see why you want people to feel that way since you don't want anyone dwelling on the fact that your kids are being raised by someone who openly starts fapping to the thought of my imagined "beatings"). The psychologists are going to be stunned about it, when in fact conventional wisdom is that they were obviously the most influential person and that nobody else could hope to come close but obviously you're one of those brilliant people who can just blow old rubbish like that away.

Will it be in time for the next Nobel nominations cause I'm sure gambling DLers would love to put a big sum on you.

[Phantom 2,489]

 

 

 

 

I actually take that back, since he tells me "what I need to do" with my life, he could entertain us by going on a lovely weekend break to Dearborn Michigan with his Ricky Gervais "I don't believe in your stupid gods" t-shirt on. Or is his "man up" advice only a one way thing?

Even funnier, demand the wife comes along. The ensuing separation (if she knows how to Google) would be hilarious.

Well I was at a couple of gigs on both Friday and Saturday night, then catching up on some sleep. Which is a lot more fun than sitting in my bedroom hoping I don't get caught by my mum looking at porn.

Er... oh right... so er... you couldn't possibly do it cause you already used this weekend or something...?

 

Really thrillingly brilliant excuse there from the man who believes the world is run by evil capitalist Republican corporate scum, but no-one's allowed to complain about anything. (Unless it's full-grown Halibuts being told to "go back to their own country" a couple of times at the bus stop or bakers or whatever the day after the latest attack, you get in floods of tears about that but you don't have a problem with the kind of treatment I got when I was a child, so I guess that means since they need protection and understanding and I didn't, a Halibut "adult" is a weaker and a lesser being than a Western child, and in fact that would make them intellectual equivalent of erm, a fetus or sperm I guess, in your estimation). BTW thanks. we don't at all believe you're in fact just a massive agonisingly sawdust-brained coward and hypocrite pussy who tells others how peaceful certain groups are but doesn't want to put it to the test. Really.

 

Can you inform us whether you will be submitting your new theory that no parent can ever have a bad influence on their child? The psychologists are going to be stunned about it, when in fact conventional wisdom is that they were obviously the most influential person that nobody else could hope to come close but obviously you're one of those brilliant people who can just blow old rubbish like that away.

Will it be in time for the next Nobel nominations cause I'm sure gambling DLers would love to put a big sum on you.

Keep telling yourself that lie and your psychiatrist will believe you. You might want to try a social life sometime, it's fun.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

 

 

 

I actually take that back, since he tells me "what I need to do" with my life, he could entertain us by going on a lovely weekend break to Dearborn Michigan with his Ricky Gervais "I don't believe in your stupid gods" t-shirt on. Or is his "man up" advice only a one way thing?

Even funnier, demand the wife comes along. The ensuing separation (if she knows how to Google) would be hilarious.

Well I was at a couple of gigs on both Friday and Saturday night, then catching up on some sleep. Which is a lot more fun than sitting in my bedroom hoping I don't get caught by my mum looking at porn.

Er... oh right... so er... you couldn't possibly do it cause you already used this weekend or something...?

 

Really thrillingly brilliant excuse there from the man who believes the world is run by evil capitalist Republican corporate scum, but no-one's allowed to complain about anything. (Unless it's full-grown Halibuts being told to "go back to their own country" a couple of times at the bus stop or bakers or whatever the day after the latest attack, you get in floods of tears about that but you don't have a problem with the kind of treatment I got when I was a child, so I guess that means since they need protection and understanding and I didn't, a Halibut "adult" is a weaker and a lesser being than a Western child, and in fact that would make them intellectual equivalent of erm, a fetus or sperm I guess, in your estimation). BTW thanks. we don't at all believe you're in fact just a massive agonisingly sawdust-brained coward and hypocrite pussy who tells others how peaceful certain groups are but doesn't want to put it to the test. Really.

 

Can you inform us whether you will be submitting your new theory that no parent can ever have a bad influence on their child? The psychologists are going to be stunned about it, when in fact conventional wisdom is that they were obviously the most influential person that nobody else could hope to come close but obviously you're one of those brilliant people who can just blow old rubbish like that away.

Will it be in time for the next Nobel nominations cause I'm sure gambling DLers would love to put a big sum on you.

I can't think of anything more to say because I'm a fucking coward and a pussy. I'll just go back to imagining how much of an atheist badass I am now because I taunt Jupiter's followers! I'm the lowest fucking scum on earth. I pretend I'm intellectually superior but I can't even bear to read the comprehensive responses people come up with to my IslamoStalinist drivel because I'm a big 44 year old baby except instead of playing with play-dough I like watching Halibut-caused explosions on TV. So I just write "OOOOH GET A SOCIAL LIFE" or something, as though that's supposed to impress anyone with an IQ over 5.

[Phantom 2,489]

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

 

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company.

 

You seem confused, if you're trying to show you're more mature than me, always repeating the same incredibly lame shit just so you can get the "last word" is kind of doing the opposite. Or are you trying to make me die of boredom?

Either way you are nothing but a fuckwitted cunt with extremely early senility. Go hug your Mohammed Atta teddy bear now ya big baby.

[Phantom 2,489]

 

 

 

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company.

You seem confused, if you're trying to show you're more mature than me, always repeating the same incredibly lame shit just so you can get the "last word" is kind of doing the opposite. Or are you trying to make me die of boredom?

Either way you are nothing but a fuckwitted cunt with extremely early senility. Go hug your Mohammed Atta teddy bear now ya big baby.

So what was it you were saying about repeating a lie?

Give up the pathetic attempt to gain sympathy, you're not fooling anyone.

You love pretending to be a victim. Grow a spine, stop being an abusive arsehole, and sort your life out.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

 

 

 

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company.

You seem confused, if you're trying to show you're more mature than me, always repeating the same incredibly lame shit just so you can get the "last word" is kind of doing the opposite. Or are you trying to make me die of boredom?

Either way you are nothing but a fuckwitted cunt with extremely early senility. Go hug your Mohammed Atta teddy bear now ya big baby.

So what was it you were saying about repeating a lie?

Give up the pathetic attempt to gain sympathy, you're not fooling anyone.

You love pretending to be a victim. Grow a spine, stop being an abusive arsehole, and sort your life out.

Wow, you're determined to prove what a worthless rabid scumweasel you are aren't you?

If you see no victim it's obviously because you don't want to or can't see anything that clashes with your simplistic cartoonish babyish world view where only magical brown people can ever be victims.

Please stop your vile Stalin-esque celebration of my abusive childhood and writing fan letters to my mum just because they wouldn't let you become an airline pilot cause your massive pot belly kept pushing the controls down and causing a nosedive.......

[Phantom 2,489]

 

 

 

 

 

You are the one who needs medical help. You get a sick thrill out of calling a victim a loser. You should have your kids taken away cause you are a huge submental, with a symptom of angry outbursts where you take it out on innocent strangers and openly masturbate to thoughts of their abuse by their own "family".

No I don't call a victim a loser, I call you a loser. I see no victim, just someone whose birth certificate doubles as an apology letter from the condom company.

You seem confused, if you're trying to show you're more mature than me, always repeating the same incredibly lame shit just so you can get the "last word" is kind of doing the opposite. Or are you trying to make me die of boredom?

Either way you are nothing but a fuckwitted cunt with extremely early senility. Go hug your Mohammed Atta teddy bear now ya big baby.

So what was it you were saying about repeating a lie?

Give up the pathetic attempt to gain sympathy, you're not fooling anyone.

You love pretending to be a victim. Grow a spine, stop being an abusive arsehole, and sort your life out.

Wow, you're determined to prove what a worthless rabid scumweasel you are aren't you?

If you see no victim it's obviously because you don't want to or can't see anything that clashes with your simplistic cartoonish babyish world view where only magical brown people can ever be victims.

Please stop your vile Stalin-esque celebration of my abusive childhood and writing fan letters to my mum just because they wouldn't let you become an airline pilot cause your massive pot belly kept pushing the controls down and causing a nosedive.......

Like I said I see no victim, because you're not one. You're a whiny little turd. I had no intention of being an airline pilot, I did it for fun and then after 2001 it got very expensive, and I had other commitments, such as a mortgage and a family.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

Okay whatever you giant fatass.

 

If I start getting some witnesses together and trying to make a case against my "mother", if they go forward with the case will you do the right thing and kill yourself out of shame(Google it)? Preferably on camera?

 

Or if I can have some kind of confirmation from an expert or whatever that my childhood was abusive? Unlike your masturbatory fantasy world I am in fact "trying to get on with life" just like I have done every day since I've had the misfortune to know her, I try not to think about the past too much most days (it's hard when you're busy propping her massive arse up for her cause she couldn't be bothered to wash and it landed her in hospital)

[Phantom 2,489]

Oh and your mum telling you to clean up your room or tell you to stop spying on your sister when she's getting dressed, isn't abuse.