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That could be your mother, your grandmother, sister, friend, aunt, favorite teacher. !

Is that all roled in to one because if she was my mother, grandmother and sister I would be honoured - I'd be like royalty :angry: .

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You should have seen her in the sixties - MAJOR babe.

I must take issue with this - from the pics trawled up via Google Mary Travers was never a babe, major or minor. Here's a link to probably the best she looked of the available images:

 

http://www.nndb.com/people/176/000023107/mary-sized.jpg

 

which would put her barely in Linda McCartney territory.

 

Speaking of which, you have to hand it to Ringo, who despite being the least musically accomplished member of the Beatles, ended up with by far the hottest wife, former Bond girl Barbara Bach

 

http://starsignatures.net/bach1.jpg

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Just to fan the flames a bit more,  didn't either Peter or Paul get done for kiddy fiddling?

Aye it was Peter Yarrow..

 

Apparently he pleaded guilty and said he regretted it. Presumably what he regretted was failing to seduce the girl effectively.

 

The girl in question was 14 years old, which means had it happened here in Germany nobody would have batted an eyelid. Except perhaps the girl.

 

Doesn't Peter look like Michael Fish?

 

What do you think Anubis?

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What do you think Anubis?

 

Anubis isn't available just now, he's brickin it at the moment as the next post he makes will be his 1000th.

 

What can the admins have in store for him?

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My own theory is that given the archaic nature of the Forum software, it won't be able to count beyond 3 figures and will reset to zero on reaching 1000.

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Just this once I stoop to the level of other people, YOU, who revel in the illness and suffering of another person.  Mary has always been an exceptional human being who has helped many, many others.  I have known her for 20 years.  I can only wish suffering on YOU, y'all who mock her illness.

That's astonishing, six months ago, I have suffering wish upon me. Today, I get a cold. This is the only post I'll be making in this thread, I don't want to get a chilblain.

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Guest shadowlam

I wish Mary nothing but good luck, may she have a fast recovery and get back to singing again very soon...what a strong woman she is!!

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Guest LRB

Attempts at humor are not funny when they are at the expense of someone who has been suffering as much as Mary Travers obviously has been. There's a clear line between irreverent and disrespectful. Mary never harmed anyone, she has contributed a great deal to mankind, and she is obviously suffering. She doesn't deserve to be on the receiving end of your sick, immature, adolescent, sophomoric humor. She DOES deserve a great deal of respect and compassion. May I suggest a more deserving target of your snide, rude commentary? George W. Bush!

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Attempts at humor are not funny when they are at the expense of someone who has been suffering as much as George Bush obviously has been. There's a clear line between irreverent and disrespectful. George never harmed anyone, he has contributed a great deal to mankind, and he is obviously suffering. He doesn't deserve to be on the receiving end of your sick, immature, adolescent, sophomoric humor. He DOES deserve a great deal of respect and compassion. May I suggest a more deserving target of your snide, rude commentary? Clive Dunn!

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OK, let's see how our new friend LRB's effort scores on the DeathList Rant Index:

 

[1] The post states that the members of DeathList.net are sick.

[1] If the post is written in a topic about a person, living or dead, the post states or infers that the subject is above criticism.

[1] The post states or infers that the poster is morally or intellectually superior to the members of DeathList.net.

[1] The post contains one or more statements that are widely agreed on to be false.*

 

* Two qualifying statements here:

(i) "There's a clear line between irreverent and disrespectful"...nope, it's a wholly subjective distinction; don't assume everyone shares your narrow-minded view on it.

(ii) "Mary never harmed anyone"...have you heard "Leaving On A Jet Plane"? ;)

 

I make that a paltry 16/100. D-, must try harder.

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Saw her on television just the other night she was talking about her cheery childhood and going to school in some school that was called a red school or something like that. She seemed remarkabley younger than I thoguht she was/is.

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Now there's a picture that makes me glad I didn't eat breakfast this morning.

 

 

stomach turning to say the least.

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Wow... who spent their time looking for the resemblence between Mary Travers and a blow-up doll?

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Wow... who spent their time looking for the resemblence between Mary Travers and a blow-up doll?

The DDP's very own Rude Kid,

 

http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...findpost&p=6214

He should be spending his time finding pictures of DDP picks. Those blank spaces are bugging the piss out of me. :lol:

 

I am, of course, easily bothered.

 

And no comments on how Mary Travers is a DDP either. :lol:

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Attempts at humor are not funny when they are at the expense of someone who has been suffering as much as George Bush obviously has been. There's a clear line between irreverent and disrespectful. George never harmed anyone, he has contributed a great deal to mankind, and he is obviously suffering. He doesn't deserve to be on the receiving end of your sick, immature, adolescent, sophomoric humor. He DOES deserve a great deal of respect and compassion. May I suggest a more deserving target of your snide, rude commentary? Clive Dunn!

Good work, fella.

 

Never bothered looking at this thread before. Looks like a live one alright. :lol:

The rant even got indexed. Love it.

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I think it's about time we had this picture again.

mary_porno.jpg

A quarter past eight on a sunday morning, and I'm sat here weeping with laughter looking at these pictures.

:lol::lol::lol::ghost:

 

Superb stuff. Honez'/football_fan's comparison montage is brilliant too. Kudos to all involved.

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Guest annie

Sounds like you wouldn't know a beautiful woman

if she bit you in the ass. Obviously, you have no

taste..............

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Hey lots of good looking women have bit me.

 

Some men carry condoms.

 

Me antihistamine.

 

Long live average.

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Sounds like you wouldn't know a beautiful woman

if she bit you in the ass. Obviously, you have no

taste..............

 

Unless I had rigged up a periscope-type device, then no I wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she bit me on the 'ass.'

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Guest Penelope Pureheart

Sounds like you wouldn't know a beautiful woman

if she bit you in the ass. Obviously, you have no

taste..............

 

Unless I had rigged up a periscope-type device, then no I wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she bit me on the 'ass.'

You seem to have a flagpole up your ass. It is the only thing which would even begin to account for that dick swilling look on your face.

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Sounds like you wouldn't know a beautiful woman

if she bit you in the ass. Obviously, you have no

taste..............

 

Unless I had rigged up a periscope-type device, then no I wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she bit me on the 'ass.'

You seem to have a flagpole up your ass. It is the only thing which would even begin to account for that dick swilling look on your face.

 

 

I don't think she understands that the avatar probably isn't what you look like in real life. In a breaking story, the news has announced the weather in February will be cold.

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Sounds like you wouldn't know a beautiful woman

if she bit you in the ass. Obviously, you have no

taste..............

 

Unless I had rigged up a periscope-type device, then no I wouldn't know a beautiful woman if she bit me on the 'ass.'

You seem to have a flagpole up your ass. It is the only thing which would even begin to account for that dick swilling look on your face.

 

 

I don't think she understands that the avatar probably isn't what you look like in real life. In a breaking story, the news has announced the weather in February will be cold.

 

Sadly I do look a bit like a 1970's international terrorist. Gives me all sorts of problems getting through airports.

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