Dead Houston, You Have A Problem!

[VSBfromH 74]

Whitney Houston hits bus

 

You're gonna have to try harder than that, Whitney!

 

Ranks alongside the "Prince Charles cuts lip whilst shaving" type of headline!

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Houston, who lives with husband Bobby Brown near the site of the accident...

 

Is that the same Bobby Brown from the well-known song?

[football_fan 42]

Too bad her porsche got damaged

[VSBfromH 74]

And this isn't much better:

 

Kimi Raikkonen hurts his thumb

 

Ayrton will be spinning in his grave! Used to be able to rely on Formula 1 for this sort of thing before they started getting picky about safety!

[Josco 49]

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

 

I hope so!

[Terminator 13]

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

I hope you are not tempting fate........

 

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Are we safe from that Eileen woman in here?

I hope you are not tempting fate........

 

There's no such thing as fate, merely Gods' will. So pray, sinners for the conversion of the world.

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

In the paper this morning, she was taken ill on a flight and rushed to a Paris hospital with vomiting and stomach pains - possibly food poisoning, but the name of the airline wasn't disclosed! Always one to watch with the history of drug abuse etc. etc.

 

DWB

[Handrejka 1,903]

Was on my list last year. Will be most annoyed if she goes this year.

[football_fan 42]

Whitney Houston enters rehab again

[eejit 9]

VSBfromH, you should have points deducted for missing out on the chance to name this thread:

 

Houston, you have a problem.

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

The chance is not missed - thread renamed!

 

DWB

[eejit 9]

Whohoo!

[BrunoBrimley 86]

Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career. Perhaps she'll also stage another journey to Jordan or maybe this time it will be a visit to Lourdes.

[Guest Unregistered User]

Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

[Terminator 13]

Sounds like a ploy to attempt reviving her long dead career.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Hopefully, not the same stuff as the matchstick woman....

[BrunoBrimley 86]

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Oh you are quite correct. I erred in implying that she ever even had a career to begin with.

 

As for what I am on, I believe it's called a chair. Yup, just sitting here on my chair tapping away at these cute little plastic keys and watching letters fly out and up onto the screen. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy I sure could go for a nice big bowl of oatmeal just about now.

[Josco 49]

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on?

Oh you are quite correct. I erred in implying that she ever even had a career to begin with.

 

As for what I am on, I believe it's called a chair. Yup, just sitting here on my chair tapping away at these cute little plastic keys and watching letters fly out and up onto the screen. Lordy, Lordy, Lordy I sure could go for a nice big bowl of oatmeal just about now.

I enjoyed that reply.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use.

 

I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering.

 

An outside chance for next year maybe?

[Lady Die 63]

I hear that Ms Houston is now the proud new owner of a pair of dentures, having lost all her teeth to excessive crack cocaine use.

 

I wonder about her internal organs, she has so much money that she can probably afford to give them a real battering.

 

An outside chance for next year maybe?

Maybe she'll get all her internal organs replaced too.

[Mortician 2]

Maybe she'll get all her internal organs replaced too.

Let's hope the donor is Kevin Costner....

[maryportfuncity 10,630]

Mortician: Not being an avid follower of Costner's career I don't get it. Any chance you might post a link to enlighten us?

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Whitney Houston aint looking too good, all that crack has certainly aged her.

 

If The Sun says so it must be true.

[Phantom 2,531]

Whitney Houston aint looking too good, all that crack has certainly aged her.

 

If The Sun says so it must be true.

 

I'm reluctant to add her to my list until it's confirmed in the National Enquirer and the Sunday Sport