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Team of Death Impends

 

 

Death Impends

 

Angelo Bissessarsingh (Trinidadian historian)

Tony Booth

Errol Christie

Sara Coward (backup joker should Soares die before Jan 1)

Ricky Javon Gray (death row inmate)

Joe Green (theater producer)

Kay Hagan

Roy Head

Clare Hollingworth

Yisrael Kristal

Carol Lloyd (Railroad Gin)

Michael I of Romania

Oliver Nome (comic book artist)

Brunhilde Pomsel

Peter Sallis

Aharon Yehuda Leib Shteinman (rabbi)

Mario Soares (JOKER)

Steve Sumner

Christopher Wilkins (death row inmate)

Zhou Youguang

 

SUB:

Tyrus Wong

Emma Morano

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Team of Rotten Ali

 

Rotten Ali

John Total Biscuit Bain

Leah Bracknell

Carol Channing

Jacques Chirac (Joker)

Errol Christie

 

Tim Curry

Bob Dole

Kirk Douglas

Rev Billy Graham

Valerie Harper

 

Stephan Hawking

Clive James

Val Kilmer

Helmut Kohl

Sumner Redstone

 

Little Richard

Ian St John

Desmond Tutu

John Wetton

Jiang Zemin

 

Sub = Chuck Blazer.

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Team of Switch

 

 

Switch

 

1. Mario Soares [JOKER]

2. Geoff Fox

3. Sasha Lakovic

4. Scott Hamilton

5. Mikhail Zadornov

6. Marieke Vervoort

7. Steve Sumner

8. John Newman

9. Joost van der Westhuizen

10. Leah Bracknell

11. Errol Christie

12. Gord Downie

13. Peter Skellern

14. Val Kilmer

15. Stefán Karl Stefánsson

16. Shannen Doherty

17. John Wetton

18. Bruce Forsyth

19. Helen Fawkes

20. Valerie Harper

 

Backup 1: Clive James

Backup 2: Charles Bradley

Backup 3: Kirk Douglas

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Team of Drol

 

 

Drol

1)Mario Soares (joker)

2)Glen Campbell

3)Michael I of Romania

4)Peter Skellern

5)Leah Bracknell

6)Gord Downie

7)Greg Gilbert (The Delays)

8)Errol Christie

9)Tony Booth

10)Jessi Zazu

11)Sasha Lakovic

12)Bruce Forsyth

13)Simon Ricketts

14)Rodney Alcala

15)Jimmy Snuka

16)Dennis Stamp

17)John Wetton

18)Gay Byrne

19)Sara Coward

20)Billy Graham (preacher)

 

Subs

1)Colin Meads

2)Peter Sallis

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Team of Book

 

 

 

Book

Billy Graham

David Rockefeller

Desmond Tutu

Diana Athill

Errol Christie

Gord Downie

Helmut Kohl

Jacqueline “Jackie” Stallone

Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg

Kirk Douglas

Leah Bracknell (Joker)

Luke Halpin

Mario Soares

Michael I. of Romania

Olivia de Havilland

Pierre Cardin

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Sara Coward

Shannon Doherty

Vera Lynn

 

 

Subs:

Dina Merrill; Iris Apfel

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Team of GCReptile

 

 

 

GCREPTILE

 

1. Brent Doeden aka Captain Earthman (legendary US beer vendor) - joker

2. Richard Blum (US investor)

3. Morrie Boogaart (old man who knits hats in hospice care)

4. Alan Aspin (convict with terminal cancer, might already be dead)

5. Dennis Stamp (US wrestler)

6. Sumner Redstone (US media tycoon)

7. Ricky Javon Gray (scheduled for execution)

8. Christopher Wilkins (scheduled for execution)

9. Dave Strader (US sports broadcaster)

10. Jagraj Singh (founder of some Sikh religious organisation)

11. Bobby Zarin (Husband of some reality TV fodder)

12. Oliver Nome (internet artist, or something like that)

13. Sara Coward (UK soap actress)

14. Brian Doyle (Canadian writer)

15. Aharon Yehuda Leib Shteinman (a leading Lithuanian rabbi)

16. Sasha Lakovic (Canadian hockey player)

17. Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg (the Grand Duke of Luxembourg)

18. Mario Soares (former portuguese president)

19. Ray Blacklock (Australian rugby player)

20. Billy Graham (the reverend)

 

In case Mario Soares dies tomorrow:

Sub 1: Juan Pedro Franco (fattest man alive)

Sub 2: Joseph Green (canadian professor)

Sub 3: Lisa Brown (the model from Shameless who is starving to death)

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Team of Pedro

 

 

 

PEDRO

1,Christopher Wilkins (death row)

2, Kosoul Chanthakoummane (death row)

3, Peter Skellern

4, Sara Coward

5, Leah Bracknell

6, Claire Hollingworth

7, George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (dambuster)

8, Helen Clare (singer)

9, David Rockerfeller

10, Bessie Camm RESERVE JOKER

11, Emma Morano

12, Mary Carlisle

13, Norman Lloyd

14, Olivia de Havilland

15, Diane sera Carey

16, June foray

17,Terry Moore (Actress)

18, Joy Lofthouse (WAAF Pilot)

19, Mario Soares JOKER

20, Ian brady

Reserves…Sidney Poitier bruce forsyth

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Team of Toast

 

 

 

 

 

TOAST

Glen Campbell

Jacques Chirac

Sara Coward

Roy Dotrice

Bruce Forsyth

 

Jill Gascoine

Sir Peter Hall

Martin McGuinness

King Michael of Romania

Joni Mitchell

Stirling Moss

Pete Murray

Martin Peters

Leslie Phillips

Peter Sallis

Mark Sims

Mario Soares (joker)

Nobby Stiles

Steve Sumner

Joost van der Westhuizen

 

subs

Emma Morano

Lord Peter Carrington

Rodney Bewes

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Team of RadGuy

 

 

RadGuy

 

Alan Aspin (dying cause jail guards thought he was faking)

Errol Christie

Sara Coward

Gord Downie

Greg Gilbert

Kris Hallenga

Sara Hankins (JOKER)

Ana Holmlund

Sasha Lakovic

Sharon Laws

Jada Logan aka Jada Deville

Lisa Magill (cancer blogger)

Tracy McGiffin (Carol McGiffin's sister)

King Michael I of Romania

Nicola Murrells (cancer mum)

Mark Sims (cancer blogger)

Peter Skellern

Jimmy Snuka

Mario Soares

Steve Sumner

subs:

Emma Morano

Yisrael Kristal

Josefina Ruiz (married while terminally ill Chicago woman)

Jim Whitehead (Montana man warns other to get screened)

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Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list 🙂 And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated 👍👍

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Team of Deathers

 

 

Deathers

 

Violet Brown (oldest Jamaican)

Emma Morano (worlds oldest living person)

Ruth Berry (oldest person born in Guernsey)

Beryl le Gros (oldest woman in Jersey)

Joyce Bevir (oldest person born in Jersey)

Alice Ducat (oldest Scottish-born women)

Jane Webster (oldest woman born in Northern Ireland)

Katie Anderson (oldest woman in Scotland)

Robert Grant Pitts "Bob" Weighton (oldest man in Britain)

Alfred "Alf" Smith (also oldest man in britain)

Bessie Cam (oldest woman in britain)

Margaret Dunbar (oldest woman in Northern Ireland)

Joyce Lathbury (oldest woman in Wales)

Elvira Clarke (oldest person on isle of man)

Ruth Berry (oldest person in Guernsey)

Alice Sleaford (oldest living twins)

Mary Taylor (oldest living twins)

Maurice Kaye (longest married couple, uk)

Helen Kaye (longest married couple, uk)

Nabi Tajima (oldest Jap)

 

 

 

Subs

 

 

 

Anna Marie Velo Rubio (oldest Spaniard)

Marie Josephine Gaudette (oldest Italian)

Adele Dunlap (oldest yank)

Yisreal Kristal (oldest Israelite)

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Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated

 

 

Not premature at all Lardy. If the overwhelming of entries caused the mistake I'll sort it. Should be spotted if I post all the teams and check back through my Word doc as I do - I'm on Gudren Ure as we speak (so that should hasten her end, eh!)

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Team of Prosperina

 

 

 

Prosperina

 

1) Errol Christie (joker)

2) Prince Philip

3) Bob Hawke

4) GlenCampbell

5) Bruce Forsyth

6) Kirk Douglas

7) Billy Granam

8) Michael Schumacher

9) Stuart Hall

10) King Michael of Romania

11) Helmut Kohl

12) George Bush Snr

13) Charles Manson

14) Stephen Hawking

15) Rolf Harris

16) Jimmy Greaves

17) Jimmy Snuka

18) Martin McGuinness

19) Ian Brady

20) Tony Booth

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Team of Youwanticewiththat

 

 

Youwantricewiththat

1. Bruce Forsyth (Joker)

2. John Edrich

3. Leslie Phillips

4. Edward Barnes (Blue Peter)

5. Tom Baker

6. Shannen Doherty

7. Chris Rea

8. Ray Davies

9. Sean Connery

10. Burt Reynolds

11. Gene Hackman

12. Jack Nicholson

13. Anthony Armstrong-Jones

14. Freddy Starr

15. John Hurt

16. Rick Wakeman

17. Peter Wyngarde

18. Ian Brady

19. Ian Holm (Hobbit)

20. Pattie Boyd

 

Subs: Honor Blackman, John Noakes

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Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated

 

Not premature at all Lardy. If the overwhelming of entries caused the mistake I'll sort it. Should be spotted if I post all the teams and check back through my Word doc as I do - I'm on Gudren Ure as we speak (so that should hasten her end, eh!)

Super! (Gran) 😄

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Team of Perenniellurker

 

 

 

Perenniallurker

1.Terry Jones

2.Barry Cryer

3.Bruce Forsyth

4.Leslie Phillips

5.James Bolam

6.Jerry Lewis

7.Denis Norden

8.Brian Murphy

9.Geoffrey Palmer

10.Stephen Fry

11.Richard Wilson(Joker)

12.John Bird

13.June Whitfield

14.Ken Dodd

15.Peter Sallis

16.Nicholas Parsons

17.Prunella Scales

18.Tim Brooke-Taylor

19.Jimmy Tarbuck

20.Ricky Tomlinson

Sub:David Letterman

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Sorry if I'm premature here as you may be in the process of doing it but I picked Gudrun Ure but it's not on the master list And thank you for your top organisational work, much appreciated

 

Not premature at all Lardy. If the overwhelming of entries caused the mistake I'll sort it. Should be spotted if I post all the teams and check back through my Word doc as I do - I'm on Gudren Ure as we speak (so that should hasten her end, eh!)

Super! (Gran)

 

 

 

No worries - about to post your team

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Team of Lard Bazaar

 

 

 

Lard Bazaar

 

Tanya Jones (joker)

Leah Bracknell

Diana Athill

Jill Gascoine

Paul Gascoigne

Tony Booth

Bruce Forsyth

Desmond Carrington

Brian Urquhart

Gaston Glock

David Prowse

Steve Sumner

Greg Gilbert

Ralph Clarke (recently convicted ancient paedo)

Montserrat Caballe

Gerald Kaufmann

Gudrun Ure

Rev Billy Graham

Leonard Fenton

Stefan Karl Stefansson

 

 

Subs:

Alwen Harris

Valerie Harper

Joni Mitchell

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Team of Maryportfuncity

 

 

 

MPFC

Ricky Javon Gray – JK

Colin Baddiel

Tony Booth

Bessie Camm

Keion Carpenter

Errol Christie

Sara Coward

Gord Downie

Alice Ducat

Anne Hamilton-Byrne

Claire Hollingworth

Sasha Lakovic

Vicki Letele

King Michael of Romania

Emma Morano

Martin Peters

Brunhilde Pomsel

Peter Skellern

Mario Soares

John Wetton

 

Subs

Mao Kobayashi

Desmond Carrington

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Team of The Dead Cow

 

 

 

The Dead Cow

 

1. Mario Soares (joker)

2. Mao Kobayashi

3. Emma Morano

4. Errol Christie

5. Larry Pickering

6. Christopher Wilkins

7. Sean McEniff

8. Keion Carpenter

9. Mark Sims

10. Michael I of Romania

11. Mohammed-Reza Shajaran

12. Hamiet Bluiett

13. Steve Sumner

14. Denis Norden

15. Mao Kobayashi

16. Sara Coward

17. Tony Booth

18. Clare Hollingworth

19. Alberto Fujimori

20. Ricky Javon Gray

 

Subs:

 

Frank Lucas

Donald Trump

Vera Lynn

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Team of Pistol Knight

 

 

Pistol Knight

 

1. Ronald Atkins [oldest surviving former MP]

2. Lord Peter Carrington [Politician]

3. Desmond Carrington [Former Radio 2 Broadcaster]

4. Jimmy Carter [Former President]

5. Billy Graham [Evangelist]..........[[[Joker]]]

6. Olivia DeHavilland [Actress]

7. Dame Felicity Barbara Hill [W.R.A.F]

8. Kirk Douglas [Actor]

9. Yisrael Kristal [Oldest living Male]

10. Henry Kissinger [Diplomat]

11. Dame Vera Lynn [Forces Sweetheart]

12. John Manners [Oldest living first class cricketer]

13. Brian Matthew [Radio 2 Broadcaster]

14. Emma Morano [Oldest living female]

15. Prince Phillip [Royal]

16. Debbie Reynolds [Actress/Singer]

17. David Rockefeller [American Banker]

18. Zoltan Sarosy [Hungarian Chess Master]

19. Peter Sallis [Actor]

20. Herman Wouk [American Author]

 

Late Sub....Leah Brecknell [Actress]

Alan Alda

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Team of Deadsox

 

 

 

Deadsox

 

al Baghdadi Abu Bakr

Boles Nick

Booth Tony

Bracknell Leah

Butts Colin

Corey Prof. Irwin

Downie Gord

Francis Dorris

Graham Rev. Billy

Joker Gray Ricky Javon

Kristal Yisrael

Lakovic Sasha

MacGregor Craig

Michael King (of Romania)

Morano Emma

Sims Mark

Snuka Jimmy

Soares Mario

Sumner Steve

Wetton John

 

Sub #1 Hollingworth Clare

Sub#2 Carlisle Mary

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Team of JoeyRuss

 

 

 

Joey Russ

 

Javon Gray, Ricky (joker)

Aspin, Alan

Booth, Tony

Brady, Ian

Christie, Errol

Coward, Sara

Forsyth, Bruce

Hankins, Sara

Hartman, Sid

Hollingsworth, Clare

Lakovic, Sasha

Loughlin, Heidi

Michael of Romania

Julia Perez

Sheppard, TG

Sims, Mark

Soares, Mario

Stiles, Nobby

Van-Zandvliet, Paul

Wilkins, Christopher

 

Three subs in case any die before the starting line:

 

Magill, Lisa

Downie, Gord

Osbourne, Ozzy (just because he's my favorite :P)

Billy Graham

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Team of Lozzie

 

 

 

LOZZIE

 

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Stefan Karl Stefansson

3. Norman Lloyd

4. Debbie Reynolds

5. Billy Graham (Reverend)

6. Beverly Cleary

7. Vera Lynn

8. Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman's widow)

9. David Rockefeller

10. Tony Bennett

11. Liz dawn (Corrie)

12. Kirk Douglas

13. Jane Freeman (LOTSW)

14. Sidney Poitier

15. Joe Jackson (MJ's Father)

16. Burt Reynolds

17. Cicely Tyson

18. Bill Macy (Maude)

19. Errol Christie

20. Bruce Forsyth

 

Subs

1. Quincy Jones

2. Rolf Harris

3. Little Richard

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Tyrus Wong and Leo Marjane on the masterlist died and obitted in late Dec,in Wongs case starting getting writeups the 30th- 31st.

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