Deathrace 2017

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Since MPFC's inbox is full, I'm posting my team here in case I will not have had a chance to do so before the deadline. Let the edit by line show that I did not edit the post past the deadline.

1. Mario Soares [JOKER]

2. Geoff Fox

3. Sasha Lakovic

4. Scott Hamilton

5. Mikhail Zadornov

6. Marieke Vervoort

7. Steve Sumner

8. John Newman

9. Joost van der Westhuizen

10. Leah Bracknell

11. Errol Christie

12. Gord Downie

13. Peter Skellern

14. Val Kilmer

15. Stefán Karl Stefánsson

16. Shannen Doherty

17. John Wetton

18. Bruce Forsyth

19. Helen Fawkes

20. Valerie Harper

Backup 1: Clive James

Backup 2: Charles Bradley

Backup 3: Kirk Douglas

Edited December 30, 2016 by Switch

[Rotten Ali 599]

Brum. Brum. Engines started... Easy... wait for it...

 

Death Race 2017 here I come...

 

John Total Biscuit Bain

Leah Bracknell

Carol Channing

Jacques Chirac (Joker)

Errol Christie

 

Tim Curry

Bob Dole

Kirk Douglas

Rev Billy Graham

Valerie Harper

 

Stephan Hawking

Clive James

Val Kilmer

Helmut Kohl

Sumner Redstone

 

Little Richard

Ian St John

Desmond Tutu

John Wetton

Jiang Zemin

 

Sub = Chuck Blazer.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Tried sending my entry but got a

 

 

The following errors were found

The member maryportfuncity cannot receive any new messages

This personal message has not been sent

 

 

error message

 

Guessing the inbox is full right now?

 

 

Aye, and it won't be unblocked this side of the deadline because I'll leave it till tomorrow to deal with some of the teams waiting to be masterlisted. So post it on the forum.

[The Unknown Man 560]

Here is mine for 2017:

 

1. Daisy Berkowitz

2. Tony Booth

3. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

4. Errol Christie

5. Gord Downie

6. Rev. Billy Graham

7. Valerie Harper

8. Hugh Hefner

9. Clive James

10. King Michael of Romania

11. John Newman

12. Javier Perez de Cuellar

13. Prince Philip

14. Jimmy Snuka

15. Ian St. John

16. Stefan Karl Stefansson

17. Nobby Stiles

18. Mary Tyler Moore

19. Joost Van Der Westhuizen

20. Herman Wouk

 

Subs:

1. Jiang Zemin

2. Kirk Douglas

3. Olivia de Havilland

[Death Impends 7,373]

Here be a public team, then. Had to withdraw a couple names that would've been entered via PM so only names who are common knowledge or too obscure/old for DDP glory

1. Angelo Bissessarsingh (Trinidadian historian)
2. Tony Booth
3. Errol Christie
4. Sara Coward (backup joker should Soares die before Jan 1)
5. Ricky Javon Gray (death row inmate)
6. Joe Green (theater producer)
7. Kay Hagan
8. Roy Head
9. Clare Hollingworth
10. Yisrael Kristal
11. Carol Lloyd (Railroad Gin)
12. Michael I of Romania
13. Oliver Nome (comic book artist)
14. Brunhilde Pomsel
15. Peter Sallis
16. Aharon Yehuda Leib Shteinman (rabbi)
17. Mario Soares (JOKER)
18. Steve Sumner
19. Christopher Wilkins (death row inmate)
20. Zhou Youguang

SUB:
Tyrus Wong
Emma Morano

[Joey Russ 7,119]

Does deleting my pm to you help you clear room Maryport?

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Does deleting my pm to you help you clear room Maryport?

 

 

Yeah, but it doesn't help using that information to put the masterlist together.

[Joey Russ 7,119]

 

 

Does deleting my pm to you help you clear room Maryport?

 

 

Yeah, but it doesn't help using that information to put the masterlist together.

Shit. I think I accidentally deleted the PM

[Joey Russ 7,119]

If you don't have my team down, am I allowed to post an altered list, or do I take the L on this one.

Actually here it is (and I only had to change two entries and a sub. Clock site is four minutes fast). :

Javon Gray, Ricky (joker)

Al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr

Booth, Tony

Brady, Ian

Christie, Errol

Coward, Sara

Forsyth, Bruce

Graham, Billy

Hankins, Sara

Hartman, Sid

Hollingsworth, Clare

Lakovic, Sasha

McGiffin, Tracy

Michael of Romania

Sheppard, TG

Sims, Mark

Soares, Mario

Stiles, Nobby

Van-Zandvliet, Paul

Wilkins, Christopher

Subs in case any of them die:

Downie, Gord

Osbourne, Ozzy

Edited December 31, 2016 by joeyruss

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

If you don't have my team down, am I allowed to post an altered list, or do I take the L on this one.

Actually here it is (and I only had to change two entries and a sub. Clock site is four minutes fast). :

Javon Gray, Ricky (joker)

Al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr

Booth, Tony

Brady, Ian

Christie, Errol

Coward, Sara

Forsyth, Bruce

Graham, Billy

Hankins, Sara

Hartman, Sid

Hollingsworth, Clare

Lakovic, Sasha

McGiffin, Tracy

Michael of Romania

Sheppard, TG

Sims, Mark

Soares, Mario

Stiles, Nobby

Van-Zandvliet, Paul

Wilkins, Christopher

Subs in case any of them die:

Downie, Gord

Osbourne, Ozzy

 

 

Luckily I did rip your team before packing it in for the night because rule 12 forbids editing and there's been some abuse heaped on Morbidkid for such an attempt and - in any case - that second team is THREE MINUTES past the deadline (I can hear a mob baying "Burn the witch!!")

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

REET GANG

 

Despite confident expectations discussed earlier on this thread of 15-20 teams we have 34 entrants and the most diverse masterlist ever (which will be posted tomorrow)

 

So, there's every chance of ducking and diving as the infirm cases surge ahead before the executions kick in and local knowledge displayed by a number of entrants leads to local obits all over the English speaking world.

 

Granted, the first and most taxing jobs are getting this all in order and asserting that everyone on the 11 page masterlist is still fit for competition by way of something approaching a pulse.

 

Oh aye, and we're - near enough - guaranteed a new champion in the absence of DDT defending the title.

[Youwanticewiththat 610]

Thanks Mary for organising all this!

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

REET GANG

 

Despite confident expectations discussed earlier on this thread of 15-20 teams we have 34 entrants and the most diverse masterlist ever (which will be posted tomorrow)

 

So, there's every chance of ducking and diving as the infirm cases surge ahead before the executions kick in and local knowledge displayed by a number of entrants leads to local obits all over the English speaking world.

 

Granted, the first and most taxing jobs are getting this all in order and asserting that everyone on the 11 page masterlist is still fit for competition by way of something approaching a pulse.

 

Oh aye, and we're - near enough - guaranteed a new champion in the absence of DDT defending the title.

 

 

Re everyone fit for service - looks like we can rule out Huston Smith (meaning S-o-t-D fields a third sub). He may want to post a fourth sub hereabotus just in case his team suffer another premature ejection.

[Joey Russ 7,119]

 

If you don't have my team down, am I allowed to post an altered list, or do I take the L on this one.

Actually here it is (and I only had to change two entries and a sub. Clock site is four minutes fast). :

Javon Gray, Ricky (joker)

Al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr

Booth, Tony

Brady, Ian

Christie, Errol

Coward, Sara

Forsyth, Bruce

Graham, Billy

Hankins, Sara

Hartman, Sid

Hollingsworth, Clare

Lakovic, Sasha

McGiffin, Tracy

Michael of Romania

Sheppard, TG

Sims, Mark

Soares, Mario

Stiles, Nobby

Van-Zandvliet, Paul

Wilkins, Christopher

Subs in case any of them die:

Downie, Gord

Osbourne, Ozzy

 

 

Luckily I did rip your team before packing it in for the night because rule 12 forbids editing and there's been some abuse heaped on Morbidkid for such an attempt and - in any case - that second team is THREE MINUTES past the deadline (I can hear a mob baying "Burn the witch!!")

Thank god. I was a bit worried there.

[Deathray 2,933]

With the entry period being closed and none of these being unique DDP picks due to the no local obits rule, I'll show my Deathrace hand.

 

1. Violet Brown (oldest Jamaican)
2. Emma Morano (worlds oldest living person)
3. Ruth Berry (oldest person born in Guernsey)
4. Beryl le Gros (oldest woman in Jersey)
5. Joyce Bevir (oldest person born in Jersey)
6. Alice Ducat (oldest Scottish-born women)
7. Jane Webster (oldest woman born in Northern Ireland)
8. Katie Anderson (oldest woman in Scotland)
9. Robert Grant Pitts "Bob" Weighton (oldest man in Britain)
10. Alfred "Alf" Smith (also oldest man in britain)
11. Bessie Cam (oldest woman in britain)
12. Margaret Dunbar (oldest woman in Northern Ireland)
13. Joyce Lathbury (oldest woman in Wales)
14. Elvira Clarke (oldest person on isle of man)
15. Ruth Berry (oldest person in Guernsey)
16. Alice Sleaford (oldest living twins)
17. Mary Taylor (oldest living twins)
18. Maurice Kaye (longest married couple, uk)
19. Helen Kaye (longest married couple, uk)
20. Nabi Tajima (oldest Jap)

Subs

1. Anna Marie Velo Rubio (oldest Spaniard)
2. Marie Josephine Gaudette (oldest Italian)
3. Adele Dunlap (oldest yank)
4. Yisreal Kristal (oldest Israelite)

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

 

With the entry period being closed and none of these being unique DDP picks due to the no local obits rule, I'll show my Deathrace hand.

 

1. Violet Brown (oldest Jamaican)
2. Emma Morano (worlds oldest living person)
3. Ruth Berry (oldest person born in Guernsey)
4. Beryl le Gros (oldest woman in Jersey)
5. Joyce Bevir (oldest person born in Jersey)
6. Alice Ducat (oldest Scottish-born women)
7. Jane Webster (oldest woman born in Northern Ireland)
8. Katie Anderson (oldest woman in Scotland)
9. Robert Grant Pitts "Bob" Weighton (oldest man in Britain)
10. Alfred "Alf" Smith (also oldest man in britain)
11. Bessie Cam (oldest woman in britain)
12. Margaret Dunbar (oldest woman in Northern Ireland)
13. Joyce Lathbury (oldest woman in Wales)
14. Elvira Clarke (oldest person on isle of man)
15. Ruth Berry (oldest person in Guernsey)
16. Alice Sleaford (oldest living twins)
17. Mary Taylor (oldest living twins)
18. Maurice Kaye (longest married couple, uk)
19. Helen Kaye (longest married couple, uk)
20. Nabi Tajima (oldest Jap)

Subs

1. Anna Marie Velo Rubio (oldest Spaniard)
2. Marie Josephine Gaudette (oldest Italian)
3. Adele Dunlap (oldest yank)
4. Yisreal Kristal (oldest Israelite)

 

 

 

I may take the liberty of sharing a few other hands tomorrow - since there are a load of obscure picks in there I'm guessing this pool will turn out quite lively as self-interest prompts trawling of local papers and the like.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Roster in.

 

Accept it if you wish. It ain't midnight unless your in Turkey or summat. Not sure why polls would be closed 1:20pm CST

SC

[Death Impends 7,373]

Tis an established tradition the entry period for Deathrace ends on midnight UK time Dec 30, so once it's already the 31st in UK time you're outta luck

[Cat O'Falk 3,287]

Roster in.

 

Accept it if you wish. It ain't midnight unless your in Turkey or summat. Not sure why polls would be closed 1:20pm CST

SC

Death Impends is correct. Read the first post in this thread.

 

It is also something of a tradition that one or two of those not paying full attention are barred from entry because they fail to clock that entries close at midnight on 30 December.

The tradition continues.

[RadGuy 1,605]

 

Roster in.

 

Accept it if you wish. It ain't midnight unless your in Turkey or summat. Not sure why polls would be closed 1:20pm CST

SC

Death Impends is correct. Read the first post in this thread.

 

It is also something of a tradition that one or two of those not paying full attention are barred from entry because they fail to clock that entries close at midnight on 30 December.

The tradition continues.

 

Oh God now Sir Creep is gonna rage at us even though it was his own damn fault he didn't read the rules.

[rockhopper penguin 2,264]

 

 

Roster in.

 

Accept it if you wish. It ain't midnight unless your in Turkey or summat. Not sure why polls would be closed 1:20pm CST

SC

Death Impends is correct. Read the first post in this thread.

 

It is also something of a tradition that one or two of those not paying full attention are barred from entry because they fail to clock that entries close at midnight on 30 December.

The tradition continues.

 

Oh God now Sir Creep is gonna rage at us even though it was his own damn fault he didn't read the rules.

 

Just nod and move on.

[Death Impends 7,373]

 

 

Roster in.

 

Accept it if you wish. It ain't midnight unless your in Turkey or summat. Not sure why polls would be closed 1:20pm CST

SC

Death Impends is correct. Read the first post in this thread.

 

It is also something of a tradition that one or two of those not paying full attention are barred from entry because they fail to clock that entries close at midnight on 30 December.

The tradition continues.

 

Oh God now Sir Creep is gonna rage at us even though it was his own damn fault he didn't read the rules.

 

 

The only plus is at least basketball players are completely fine in the Deathrace

[RadGuy 1,605]

Rad's List of One Fourth of Four Score Hopeful Scores

Alan Aspin
Errol Christie
Sara Coward
Gord Downie
Greg Gilbert
Kris Hallenga
Sara Hankins (JOKER)
Ana Holmlund
Sasha Lakovic
Sharon Laws
Jada Logan aka Jada Deville
Lisa Magill
Tracy McGiffin
King Michael I of Romania
Nicola Murrells
Mark Sims
Peter Skellern
Jimmy Snuka
Mario Soares
Steve Sumner
subs:
Emma Morano
Yisrael Kristal
Josefina Ruiz
Jim Whitehead

 

Good luck to all!

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Reet gang

 

Masterlist loaded and PM boxes cleared - let battle commence, or summat. Probably the first and most important job is to make sure all these marginal picks are still alive. Any assistance by way of locating a local obit etc. would be appreciated.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Team of The Unknown Man

 

The Unknown Man

1. Daisy Berkowitz

 

2. Tony Booth

 

3. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

 

4. Errol Christie

 

5. Gord Downie

 

6. Rev. Billy Graham

 

7. Valerie Harper

 

8. Hugh Hefner

 

9. Clive James

 

10. King Michael of Romania

 

11. John Newman

 

12. Javier Perez de Cuellar

 

13. Prince Philip

 

14. Jimmy Snuka

 

15. Ian St. John

 

16. Stefan Karl Stefansson

 

17. Nobby Stiles

 

18. Mary Tyler Moore

 

19. Joost Van Der Westhuizen

 

20. Herman Wouk

 

 

 

Subs:

 

1. Jiang Zemin

 

2. Kirk Douglas

 

3. Olivia de Havilland