Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted July 8, 2017 The Violin is also a Double Bass for midgets. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted July 8, 2017 Not posh. Italian. Language of music. And given the amount of time I spend in Scotland these days it might be fairer to say my creds are 'pish'... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted July 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Boudicca said: Not posh. Italian. Language of music. And given the amount of time I spend in Scotland these days it might be fairer to say my creds are 'pish'... To me, thats Posh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 8, 2017 Like SC....trombone in P7/S1. I assume because my reach is long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted July 8, 2017 I play guitar, bass guitar and drums. Mainly drums, and mainly to hard rock/metal/punk stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted July 8, 2017 4 hours ago, charon said: Like SC....trombone in P7/S1. I assume because my reach is long. I assume its because its fucking loud and it will piss all the neighbours off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted July 8, 2017 2 hours ago, FixedBusiness said: I play guitar, bass guitar and drums. Mainly drums, and mainly to hard rock/metal/punk stuff. If MK was around he would be wanking into a sock by now. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted July 9, 2017 14 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: If MK was around he would be wanking into a sock by now. How long is "enforced vacation" is there any chance of getting it extended, it's been ever so pleasant lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 9, 2017 I played the violin (badly) in primary school and played the E flat bass in the brass band at secondary school where we came second in the all Dundee schools competition, I also played bugle when in the Boys Brigade. All this was 45+ years ago and I doubt very much if I could pick any of these instruments up now and play them to any extent other than a noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 11, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 10:46, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The Violin is also a Double Bass for midgets. Here you go, LFN. This is a keyboard. The world's largest pipe organ. The Boardwalk Hall Auditorium Organ in Atlantic City, New Jersey, built between 1929 and 1932. The organ contains seven manuals, 449 ranks, 337 registers, and 33,114 pipes - and that should be enough organ for any man. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted July 11, 2017 14 hours ago, CarolAnn said: Here you go, LFN. This is a keyboard. The world's largest pipe organ. The Boardwalk Hall Auditorium Organ in Atlantic City, New Jersey, built between 1929 and 1932. The organ contains seven manuals, 449 ranks, 337 registers, and 33,114 pipes - and that should be enough organ for any man. ....or woman. Well Lardy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,809 Posted July 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: ....or woman. Well Lardy? To be honest that would be like stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,809 Posted July 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Predictor said: Furry Triangle. FTFY. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites