Sean 6,365 Posted November 11, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #37 Kevin Spacey Oscar winning actor who is now a pariah following sex allegations.Could he do a Carl Sargeant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted November 19, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #38 Johnny Hallyday Widely known as the French Elvis, he has now been diagnosed with lung cancer. With his recent hospitalization, will he become the next fool for death? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted November 22, 2017 Lets hope the tradition of someone not reading the rules and turning their list in after the deadline doesn't continue this year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Lets hope the tradition of someone not reading the rules and turning their list in after the deadline doesn't continue this year... Makes no odds Joey Rules is rules and ridicule duly follows Though in terms of discussing etiquette I would point out that I LOVE teams already ordered alphabetically and the odd team has acquired a joker by default having nominated nobody and then ignored my reasonable requests to identify one (in that instance the person in first place gets the nod regardless of how likely to die s/he is) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted November 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: the odd team has acquired a joker by default having nominated nobody and then ignored my reasonable requests to identify one (in that instance the person in first place gets the nod regardless of how likely to die s/he is) That's what TMIB did the year I forgot to name a joker! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,991 Posted November 23, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #39 Montseraat Caballe One of the biggest names in Opera has been a no show in court for tax evavison charges,due to her age(84) and weight her no show's could be health related. Will she stop singing in January? tbd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 25, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #40 Carmen Franco Unrepententend apologist for her civil war winning father and decorated with enough Spanish civil honours to give the obtituarists a challenge in getting the upper case letters in the order (even if they can't explain WTF each gong was awarded for). This class of 26 graduate is now in serious health trouble and stumbling our way with enough media interest to allow some of the usual half-accurate/half-hopeful prognosticating from armchair experts on death prediction. Long-list bait for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted November 25, 2017 ^ Terminal cancer of undisclosed sort and not getting it treated. Shoe in for Hares Pool points, maybe Deathrace/Deathlist Cup too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, msc said: ^ Terminal cancer of undisclosed sort and not getting it treated. Shoe in for Hares Pool points, maybe Deathrace/Deathlist Cup too. Indeed - it's only her current obscurity in the UK and US that'd keep her out of Drop 40 contention in the DDP (IMHO at least), but I'm working on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 25, 2017 Deathlist Form Guide #41 Martin Peters Former footballer who made a significant contribution to the early games of Gorleston's run to the Norfolk Senior Cup in their memorable 1983-84 season. We asked about other games he might have played in but Martin seemed a bit hazy on the details and at one point claimed to be actor Peter Falk and swore blind he'd recorded a song called Could it be Forever. We're all agreed it won't be forever, or even that much longer. But as always with the Deathrace the real question is when. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 171 Posted November 26, 2017 Here is my team for 2018 Richard Arvine Overton-joker June Squibb Bella Thorne Dilip Kumar King Michael Of Romania Ami Brown Jet Black Kevin Lima Montseraat Caballe Linda Nolan Claus von Bulow Nabi Tajimi Anne Hamiltion Byrne Corey Feldman Liam Miller Dame Vera Lynn Pearl Carr Betty White Jean Barker,Baroness Trumpington Paul Schluter subs Prince Phillip,Beverly Clearly,Stefan Karl Stefansson,Nick Carter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted November 26, 2017 You might want to have a couple of subs in case any of the people above don't make the starting line... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 171 Posted November 26, 2017 Thanks for the heads up,just edited them in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 26, 2017 29 minutes ago, YorkshireBanker said: Thanks for the heads up,just edited them in Cheers Masterlist duly updated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 26, 2017 Deathrace Form Guide #42 Norman Dewis 97 year racing driver and test-driving legend who put in the miles that made Jaguar cars a classic. Dewis was close enough to the worst motor racing accident of all time - Le Mans 1955 - to count his future hold on life as something of a bonus; particularly since his racing days co-incided with a carnival of carnage. His steady progress to a century of years has of late been marked by the establishing of his own website and appearances at classic car events - especially when they concern the Jaguar brand. He's old school enough - likely - to be horrified at the nature of our interest and - therefore - may well spite us with a no show in the 2018 results. But, he is 97. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted November 27, 2017 On 10/29/2017 at 08:31, maryportfuncity said: It's fast, it's furious it's f***in' good fun. Teams of 20 topplers posted on this thread or PM'd to MPFC will be collected into a masterlist to provide a carnival of carnage, the counting of which goes live in the first second of 2018. Points aplenty pour into the scoreboard until someone snags the stupendous total of 2018, at which point the event that used to be the fastest deadpool in common useage (until MPFC started something faster!) slams on the brakes and the lucky winner is duly given metaphorical back-slaps and allowed to claim a prize worth about a tenner (though tradition thus far dictates this turns into a charitable donation)*. Closing date for entries is midnight on 30 December 2017. · Bear in mind an alternative to the charitable donation is a double measure of spirts or a couple of pints bought at a DL Con and such an event is scheduled for 24 March! And here's that list of entrants in full: Bibliogryphon - bg FixedBusiness - fb After our previous MC - David Cassidy - withdrew at the last minute it wasn't lung (heh heh) before L'Elvis Francais stepped in to greet the guests at our annual shebang! Reigning champion: Death Impends And those former champions in full: 2009 - Raskolnikov 2010 - Nobody, I mean f***in' nobody, reached the winning points total 2011 - DDT 2012 - Spade Cooley 2013 - DDT 2014 - Death Impends 2015 - MSC 2016 - DDT 2017 - Death Impends Just noticed the new MC. Hopefully he will oblige to stay for the next 35 days unlike David Cassidy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Just noticed the new MC. Hopefully he will oblige to stay for the next 35 days unlike David Cassidy... Aye, and I've just noticed that I didn't list yorkshirebanker as an entrant - sorting it once I post this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,185 Posted November 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Just noticed the new MC. Hopefully he will oblige to stay for the next 35 days unlike David Cassidy... I have no idea who that is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 28, 2017 3 hours ago, YoungWillz said: I have no idea who that is... New MC is Johnny Hallyday - French Elvis, or summat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted November 28, 2017 4 hours ago, YoungWillz said: I have no idea who that is... Master of Ceremonies, typically the guy who talks between acts at an event in real life. For some reason mpfc uses it to denote one of the most likely to die picks in the game. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted November 28, 2017 41 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: New MC is Johnny Hallyday - French Elvis, or summat Le français Elvis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted November 28, 2017 I like the story about George Harrison on holiday in France. In a hotel, when he hears the familiar shrieks of teenage fans, and got worried. Then into the hotel walked Johnny Hallyday, and the shy Beatle breathed a sigh of relief. EDIT - Actually, trying to think where I first heard that, and come to think of, it might well have MPFC on here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,185 Posted November 28, 2017 I do know what an MC is...although the preferred option for me would be "emcee". Ah, so that's Hallyday...*shrug* not really a pick for me, Aznavour's more my style... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 592 Posted November 28, 2017 Here is my team for 2018: 1. Leah Bracknell (Joker) 2. Johnny Hallyday 3. Tessa Jowell 4. John McCain 5. Valerie Harper 6. Rayya Elias 7. Greg Gilbert 8. Javier Perez de Cuellar 9. Olivia Newton-John 10. Rev. Billy Graham 11. Devin Lima 12. Yasuhiro Nakasone 13. Stefan Karl Stefansson 14. George H. W. Bush 15. Norman Lloyd 16. Jose Jose 17. Isabel Peron 18. Nobby Stiles 19. Clive James 20. Linda Nolan Subs: Tori Black, Robert Mugabe, Whitey Ford, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, The Unknown Man said: Here is my team for 2018: 1. Leah Bracknell (Joker) 2. Johnny Hallyday 3. Tessa Jowell 4. John McCain 5. Valerie Harper 6. Rayya Elias 7. Greg Gilbert 8. Javier Perez de Cuellar 9. Olivia Newton-John 10. Rev. Billy Graham 11. Devin Lima 12. Yasuhiro Nakasone 13. Stefan Karl Stefansson 14. George H. W. Bush 15. Norman Lloyd 16. Jose Jose 17. Isabel Peron 18. Nobby Stiles 19. Clive James 20. Linda Nolan Subs: Tori Black, Robert Mugabe, Whitey Ford, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Wassup with Tori Black - not even 30 yet is she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
