maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 It's fast, it's furious it's f***in' good fun. Teams of 20 topplers posted on this thread or PM'd to MPFC will be collected into a masterlist to provide a carnival of carnage, the counting of which goes live in the first second of 2018. Points aplenty pour into the scoreboard until someone snags the stupendous total of 2018, at which point the event that used to be the fastest deadpool in common useage (until MPFC started something faster!) slams on the brakes and the lucky winner is duly given metaphorical back-slaps and allowed to claim a prize worth about a tenner (though tradition thus far dictates this turns into a charitable donation)*. Closing date for entries is midnight on 30 December 2017. · Bear in mind an alternative to the charitable donation is a double measure of spirts or a couple of pints bought at a DL Con and such an event is scheduled for 24 March! And here's that list of entrants in full: Bibliogryphon - bg Book - bk Captain Chorizo - cc Dead Cow - dc Deadsox - ds Death Impends - di Deathray - dy Devon Death Trip - dt Drol - dr Earl - el FixedBusiness - fb FrankieSayRelax - fs GC Reptile - gr Gooseberry Crumble - gc Grigori - gg Grim Deeper - gd GrimUpNorth - gu JoeyRuss - jr Lard Bazaar - lb Maryportfuncity - mp MSC - ms NiceGuyEddie - ng Phantom of the Midway - pm TheQuimReaper - qr Sean - sn Toast - to Torva Messor - tm The Unknown Man - tu Mr Whit - mw YorkshireBanker - yb YoungWillz - yw Ol' Clive James gets into the Deathrace spirit, simply glad to have a presenting job again and totally heedless that he's now in the firing line after our previous MCs - David Cassidy and Johnny Hallyday - withdrew their services to those making deadpool picks for 2018. Reigning champion: MSC (2018 winner) And those former champions in full: 2009 - Raskolnikov 2010 - Nobody, I mean f***in' nobody, reached the winning points total 2011 - DDT 2012 - Spade Cooley 2013 - DDT 2014 - Death Impends 2015 - MSC 2016 - DDT 2017 - Death Impends 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Let's Have a Look at the old Scoreboard! MSC - 2157 Dead Cow - 1790 Phantom of the Midway - 727 Grimupnorth - 727 Maryportfuncity - 727 FixedBusiness - 722 Devon Death Trip - 720 Joey Russ - 718 GC Reptile - 716 Deadsox - 713 Sean - 713 Drol 709 Death Impends - 363 Captain Chorizo - 361 Toast - 361 Torva Messor - 361 The Unknown Man - 361 And check it against the List of the Lost: 29 Dec: Ben Jetton - pm (RHME applies) - 366 30 Dec: Cas Willow - dc, gu, jr, ms*, mp (RHME applies) - 366 31 Dec: Derek Dudley – dc, ms (RHME applies) - 366 1 Jan: Robert Clayton - gr - 364 2 Jan: Anwar Jalalpuri - di - 363 4 Jan: Rayya Elias – cc, dr, ds, dt, fb*, gu, ms, mp, pm, sn, tm, to, tu - 361 6 Jan: Jim Anderton - dt - 359 7 Jan: France Gall - dc - 358 13 Jan: Bobby Zarin – dc, ds, gr, jr, sn - 352 15 Jan - Kevin Carr - ms - 350 17 Jan: Jessica Falkholt - dc, dr, ms - 348 Meanwhile we'll leave a list of the lost down here in case we need to - like - revise things at sudden notice 22 Dec: Alice Ducat - mp (RHME applies if and when a q/o appears) Ms Katona has a gut...feeling she's safe from a mention on the parade of the fallen this year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Ah, I spy the Masterlist! * = Joker Joss Ackland – yw Paul Alcock – cc*, gu, mp Peter Allis – to Sammi Ameobi – dy Ryan Anderson – jr Jim Anderton - dt Satoru Anzaki – dc, di, ds, dt, gu, ms, pm Diana Athill - lb David Attenborough - dy Charles Aznavour – gd Abu Bakr al Baghdadi – ds Tom Baker - dy Gordon Banks - dy Bob Barker - gd Toni Basil – fs Harry Belafonte - gd Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI- er, yw Victor Garaigordobil Berrizbeitia – cc Cicely Berry – bg Tony Bilverstone - di Jet Black – yb Tori Black – tu Catherine Blanco – jr, mp Olive Boar – bk, ng Paul Bocuse – ng Wolfgang Bosbach – cc, dr Boy George – fs Leah Bracknell – bk, cc, dr, dy*, gd*, gg, gu, jk, lb, ms, qr*, sn, tm,to, tu*, yt* Jason Bragg - gr Ami Brown – yb Brickhouse Brown – cc June Brown - dy Yusuf Buhari – dc Nyssa Burrells - dc Barbara Bush – jk, mw, ng, to George H.W. Bush – dy, er, fb, gc, gd, jk, mw, qr, tu Colin Butts - ds Anna Buydens - jk Gay Byrne – jk Monseraat Caballe – er, lb, yb Earl Cameron – bg Bessie Camm – bk, ds, mp, ng Jane Campbell - bg Matt Cappotelli – bk, dt, fb, mp, sn Pierre Cardin - tm Mary Carlisle - ds Kevin Carr – ms Pearl Carr – bg*, yb Lord Carrington – qr Jimmy Carter – dy, gd, mw Diana Serra Cary - bk Phoebe Cates – fs David Cervinski – ms Carol Channing - tm HRH Charles Prince of Wales – mw Bernadette Chirac – ng Jacques Chirac – er, gc, to Sarah Chivers – jr, pm Rae Dawn Chong - fs Ysanne Churchman – bg Marion Civosky – gg Michael Clark – di, dt Ralph Clark - lb Robert Clayton - gr Beverly Clearly – bg, tm, to Johnny Clegg - mp Max Clifford – qr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Anne V Coates - ng Joan Collins – fs Robbie Coltrane - to Sean Connery - gd Billy Connolly – qr Alice Cooper – mw George A. Cooper - to Francis Ford Coppola – mw Rachel Cowan – gr Bill Crider – dc*, di, dt* Patrick Cryne – cc, dc, di, dr*, dt, gr, gu, jr, ms, pm, sn Tim Curry – gd, yw Blackie Dammett – cc Fu Da-Ren – di, jr, gr Doris Day – mw Olivia de Havilland – bk, er, jk, mw, ng, tm Bernie De Koven – di, ms Jonathan Densem – gr Upendra Devkota - dt Cristy Dignam - mp Salvatore DiMasi – cc, yw Bob Dole – bk, gc, gd Anne Buydens Douglas - bk Kirk Douglas – bg, bk, er*,gd, jk, mw, qr, yw Hugh Downs - tm Oliver Dragojevic – dc, di Alice Ducat - mp Derek Dudley – dc, ms Mike Duroe - cc Clarissa Eden - lb Rayya Elias – cc, dr, ds, dt, fb*, gu, ms, mp, pm, sn, tm, to, tu HRH Queen Elizabeth II – dy Valery Giscard d'Estaing - er Winnie Ewing - gc Jessica Falkholt – dc, dr, ms Corey Feldman – yb Leonard Fenton - lb Michael J Fox – fs Naomi Parker Fraley - jr Dean Francis – dt, mp*,to Carmen Franco – gc, gg, ng, pm - DNS DUE TO DEATH William Frankland – jr Aretha Franklin – tm, yt Stuart Fraser – cc Pete Frates - dr Robert Fyfe – gc Alberto Fujimori – bk, sn France Gall - dc Marvin Gambill - jr Michael Gambon – mw Erica Garner – dc*, gc, gu*, jr, ms* - DNS DUE TO DEATH Jill Gascoine – fb, jk, lb, yt Delphine Gibson – bk, mp Greg Gilbert – bg, dr, fb, ms, pm, tm, tu Kim Girbin - gr Gaston Glock - lb Johnny Gold – gc Vanessa Goodwin – cc, dc, dr, ds, dt, gu, jr, ms, mp, sn Mikhail Gorbaachev – fs Vittorio Cecchi Gori - dr The Dowager Duchess of Grafton – gc* Billy Graham – bg, bk, dy, er, fb, gd, jk, mw, qr, sn, tu, yt, yw Latham Grant – ms Jimmy Greaves – lb, to Toon Greebe - dc Rosey Grier - gg Johnny Hallyday – tu – DNS DUE TO DEATH Anne Hamilton-Byrne – ds, yb JJ Hanson – di - DNS START DUE TO DEATH Valerie Harper – fb, tu Estelle Harris - gg Rolf Harris – gc, qr Eric Harrison – mp Stephen Hawking – er Melvyn Hayes – yt Bill Heine – dr Heize - dy Lou Henson – gr Robin Herd - mp Ian Holm – mw C. Thomas Howell – fs Johnny Hubbard - gr John Hume – sn Douglas Hurd - yw Jeremy Hutchinson – bg – DNS DUE TO DEATH Billy Idol – fs Janet Jackson – fs Joseph Walter Jackson – er Anwar Jalalpuri - di Clive James – lb, ng, qr, sn, tu, yw Zizi Jeanmaire – bg Ben Jetton - pm Norman Jewison – gc Zemin Jiang - bk Holly Johnson - fs* Shirley Jones – mw Tanya Jones - lb Terry Jones - yt Jose Jose – dr, ds, dt, gu, pm, tu Tessa Jowell – ds, fb, gu, sn, tm, tu, yt Kamala – cc, dr, dy, sn Nikolai Karachentsov - di Mohd Poad Md Kassim - dc Elizabeth Kelly – gc Emily Kendrick - cc Ken Kercheval – gc Val Kilmer - tm Henry Kissenger - er Barys Kit - pm Jill Knight - gc Dilip Kumar – cc, fb, jr, ng, pm, to, yb, yw* Kalpana Lajmi - dt Moon Landrieu – gc Artie Lange – ng, yt Eddie Large - yt Cyndi Lauper – fs Stan Lee - er Simon le Bon – fs James Levine - er Jerry Lee Lewis – yw Steffan Lewis – dt Lil Boosie - yt Devin Lima – gu, jk, tu Kevin Lima – yb Little Richard - bk Jeanne Little – fb Norman Lloyd – bk, tu June Lockhart – bg Michael Lonsdale – er Peter Lorimer – dr, ds, gr Frank Lucas – dc Krista Ludwig - gg Don Lusk – bg, dc Jean of Luxembourg – bk, tm Vera Lynn – gd, jk, mw, tm, yb Philomena Lynott – di, gr, ms, pm Ted Mack – cc, di, gg, gu, jr Shane MacGowan – dy, gd, gg, to Madonna – fs Kevin McAllister – di, gr, gu*, jr, ms, pm John McCain – bg, bk, di, dr, dt, er, fb, gc, gd, gg, gu, jk*,mw, ng, pm, sn, tm, tu, yt Roberta McCain - jk Shelia Mercier – bk, gc, to King Michael of Romania – yb – DNS DUE TO DEATH Bette Middler – dy Shirley Miles - di Liam Miller – ds, dt, gu, ng, pm, yb Joni Mitchell – jk, to Ratco Mladic – yw Efrain Rios Montt - er Ennio Morricone – gg, yw Morrissey - jk Stirling Moss – gc, qr, sn, to Nana Mouskouri – gg Robert Mugabe – gd Pete Murray - to Yasuhiro Nakasone – tu Willie Nelson - ms Catherine Nevin – ds, mp, sn Olivia Newton John – er, gg, lb, qr, sn, tu, yt Nichelle Nichols - mw Linda Nolan – fb, jk, lb, ng*, tu, yb Denis Norden – bg Andrew Nutter - dy Steve-O – qr Nobuhiko Obayashi – jr Des O’Connor – yt Tom O’Conner – yw Sinead O’Connor – qr Paul O’Grady - yt Francisco Nunez Olivera – pm Peter Overton – cc, gu, ms, mp Richard Arvine Overton – yb* Tim Rice Oxley - dy Irene Papas - gg IM Pei – ng, tm Javier Perez de Cuellar – qr, tu Isabel Peron – tu William – the Fridge – Perry - gg HRH Prince Philip – dy, er, mw, qr, to, yb Leslie Philips – sn, to, yt T Boone Pickens - jr Larry Pickering – fb Mike Pintek – gr, ms Oscar Pistorius - qr Sidney Poitier – mw*, to, yw Giuseppina Projetto – ng David Prowse – gd Jordan Pruden – dr, jr Charlotte Rae – dc, ms, ng, pm, tm James Randi - gd Chris Rea – qr, sn, yt Vanessa Redgrave – fb Sumner Redstone – gc, yw Burt Reynonds - lb, yt Fernando Ricksen – dr, ds, gd, gg, yw Simon Ricketts – dc, gu, sn Lindy Remigino – dt, gr Keith Richards - dy Molly Ringwald - fs Erno Rubik –fs Eduardo Frei Ruiz-Tagle – gr Lara Saint Paul - dt Yamaguchi San - dr Connie Sawyer - gc Prunella Scales – fb, yw Jakucho Setouchi - cc Pamela Sharples – bg Paul Schluter – yb Arnold Schwarzenegger – fs Mitzi Shore – lb*, ng Ben Sidwell – gc Renee Simonot – dc, fb, ng, pm Nancy Barbato Sinatra - bk Angus Sinclair - gr Salvador Sobral - qr June Spencer – bg Rick Springfield – fs June Squibb – yb Stefan Karl Stefansson – ds, dy, fb, gd, gg, gu, jk, lb, qr, ms, tu, yt Nobby Stiles – dr, fb, gu, jk, mp, ng, tm, tu, yw Larry Storch - tm Peter Sutcliffe – jk Oleg Tabakov - di Taco – fs Nabi Tajimi – di, ds, ng, pm, yb Norman Tebbit – yw Mikis Theodorikas – gg Dee Thomas - di Phillip Michael Thomas - fs Bella Thorne - yb John Travolta – qr Baroness Trumpington – bg, tm*, yb Albert Uderzo - er Gudrun Ure - lb Brian Urquart - lb Dick Van Dyke – mw Joe Vento – cc, di, ds, jr, pm Marieke Vervoort – bk*,cc*, dc, di*, dr, ds*, dt, gr*,gu, jr*,mp, sn*, to*, yt Ron Villemaire – gr, jr, pm* Monica Vitti - gg Klaus von Bulow – yb Max Von Sydow – mw Murray Walker – qr James Dewey Watson – er John Anthony West – dt Ken Whelen - dt Betty White – bg, gg, yb Bill Whyman - yt Sir Frank Williams – yw Cas Willow – dc, gu, jr, ms*, mp Mary Wilson (Baroness) – bg, gg, lb Ray Wilson (footballer) – dy, fb, mp Ted Winn - gr Ronnie Wood – fb Joanne Woodward – dr Herman Wouk – gd, jk, tm Arnold Yarrow – bg Tiffany Youngs – gu, mp Bobby Zarin – dc, ds, gr, jr, sn Franco Zeffirelli – gc, gg, lb, pm Near-sighted Nobby and his fellow "boys" of 66 thoughtfully devoted so much of their working time to heading footballs that we face a generous helping of vegetables on the 2018 masterlist. 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maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Sick, us?! No way - there are proper rules and everything, look: Deathrace 2018 - Those Rules in Full: 1 - The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2018 points. 2 - To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have:i: a team of twenty topplers ("topplers" must be at least 18 years old on 1 Jan 2018; but are otherwise unrestricted). ii: Deathlist membership (i.e. be at least a pointless ranter and at most a dedicated Cumbrian corpse hound, or summat) 3 - Entries close promptly at midnight on 30 December and entry can be made either by sending a team of twenty to MPFC via PM hereabouts and/or by posting a team of twenty on the Deathrace 2018 thread. Once entered a team cannot be altered. MPFC makes sterling efforts to get a response from those careless types who omit a joker from their teams but if such efforts come to nothing the pick in first place on the list is - by default - deemed to be the joker.4 - Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9 below) and the score for each death is calculated as one point for each complete calendar day remaining in 2018 after the death of the team member; so a death on 1 January earns 365 pts, a death on 2 January earns 364 pts etc. 5 - Each team must nominate one member as a joker and the joker scores double points on death. 6 - The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2018 pts. 7 - In the event that a death or deaths on a specific day push more than one player beyond a winning score the player with the highest overall score will be deemed to be the winner. 8 - In the event that two or more players tie for victory a Deathrace play off will ensue with all potential winners continuing to compete until such time as one potential winner scores more points than any other potential winner (such points continuing to be accrued as per the scoring system described in point 4 above). 9 - An "obit" in the context of the Deathrace is any news report in English from a reliable source. Such sources include - but are not limited to - UK national press, UK national broadcast organisations, foreign press and broadcast organisations with an English language thread to their communication, trade press in English, local news organisations reporting in English and coverage in specialist online sites, such as those monitoring the well-being of super-centenarians. Where dispute arises over the qualifying nature of a news source for obit purposes MPFC's decision is final. But he wants fast and furious competition and is generally very amenable to low hanging dead pool fruit of all varieties. 10 - To qualify for entry purposes team members must be alive at 00-01 hrs on 1 January 2018 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlitt Memorial Exemption (RHME) (see point 11). 11 - In honour of everybody's favourite Maddie-implicated paedo scum a candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently proven to have died previously will be awarded 366 points in the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit subsequently appears for said candidate. In the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit for the candidate is subsequently proven to have existed prior to commencement of the Deathrace all points will be voided. RHME points are only available during competition and in the event that a winner has been declared before discovery of a qualifyiing RHME candidate no revision of the final result will occur. Similarly, if some lucky candidate is awarded RHME points and these points are still in play at the time a winner is declared the points will not subsequently be voided and may - therefore - count towards a championship. All disputes relating to RHME will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 11a - Similarly to pt 11 above, if an obited death occurs during play of the Deathrace and is missed despite MPFC's best efforts to stay in touch and/or the spirited efforts of Deathrace participants and said death is missed in totting up points, after which a winner is declared, then this death will not count for competition purposes. The same is true in the case of a known death gathering a late obit and therefore allowing some other competitor to be declared a winner. All disputes relating to rule 11a will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 12 - In the event that Deathlist editing options or other online trickery is discovered to have been employed in the editing of teams, those duly fingered for such cheating will be removed from the Deathrace and banned for life from subsequent entry into Deathraces. 13 - The prize will be awarded as follows:i: Should the winner agree to attend a DLCon with MPFC a double measure of alcholic drinks (pints, wine or spirits) will be supplied by MPFC along with much hearty congratulations and back-slapping. ii: A carefully chosen and appropriate prize will be posted to the winner (such as the DVD copy of the original Deathrace movie supplied to the 2009 champion). iii: MPFC will make a charitable donation to a cause of the winner's choice (as has been the case with four of the five existing winnings of the Deathrace). This course of action is highly encouraged and is known to show dead poolers as something other than the sicko scum many ranters believe us to be. AND FINALLY...A masterlist of entries will be posted after the closing date. MPFC will undertake to update the scoreboard at least once every seven days. On completion of Deathrace activities the thread will get lively for a short while as losing contestants and spectactors offer well-deserved congratulations to the skilful and highly talented new champion, after which time it is expected that the cooling corpse of the thread will be allowed to gently sink into oblivion. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Okay, will tidy the above up with some photos and the like this afternoon but it's on. Are you? 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted October 29, 2017 Bloody hell. You're early this year! Anyhow Deathrace Form Guide #1 The 41st President of the United States has been suffering declining health for nearly half a decade now, along with his wife who will no doubt be later mentioned. He's achieved an awful lot in his life, but sadly is now a shell of his former self; and in the past week has suffered accusations of sexual misconduct from idiots who don't know what real sexual assualt is some American actresses. He's an almost dead cert for many lists next year you must think? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace form Guide #2 Barbara Bush - hedge-haired former first lady who may not be the first Bush to be bagged by dead poolers in 2018; that said she's reckoned to be a banker of only marginally less value than her loose limbed a heavily libidoed other half. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted October 29, 2017 The reigning champion is Death Impends, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: The reigning champion is Death Impends, no? Hang on I'll dig up the remains of the last go at this Sorted - and me dissing an admin (albeit by accident!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace form Guide #3 Rayya Elias is an author that is most notable for being the wife of well known author Elizabeth Gilbert. That doesn’t mean she hasn’t done work on her own, cause she has written a couple of books as well, which makes her more than a fringes to fame pick. Last year, she was a cult pick for some of the top players, but there’s no doubt next year that if she’s still alive next year she’ll be a pick for many of us on the deathrace... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,722 Posted October 29, 2017 ^ Elias is definitely not fringes of fame. When did Harley Loco come out? Something like 2014. I recall a bunch of folk heavily promoting the book my way at the time, so I knew of Elias as a writer long before cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted October 29, 2017 34 minutes ago, msc said: ^ Elias is definitely not fringes of fame. When did Harley Loco come out? Something like 2014. I recall a bunch of folk heavily promoting the book my way at the time, so I knew of Elias as a writer long before cancer. 2013 . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted October 29, 2017 Dearhrace form Guide #4 The US Republican senator from Arizona and former HOP nominee and prisoner of war John McCain was diagnosed with glioblastoma in July.Could President Trump be making an awkward eulogy early next year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,722 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace Form Guide #5 Nobel Peace Prize winner heavily involved in the Good Friday agreement, John Hume is now "severely ill with dementia" after suffering with the illness for over a decade. Notably had others give his statement for him when McGuinness died this year. Could be a big deadpooling pick in 2018. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,361 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace Form Guide #6 Barys Kit - super ancient rocket scientist, current resident of a German nursing home and previously a star attraction of the Rotten Dead Pool, but so resilient he's now seemingly outlived the aforementioned pool! Will the Belarusian brainiac propel a Deathracer past the finish line early 2018? Well it's not rocket science that at 107, he won't have many birthdays left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace Form Guide #7 Ray Wilson - oldest member of the 1966 World Cup winning side. He played for Huddersfield for 12 years, before shorter but still decent stints at Everton, Bradford and Oldham. However he has apparently become a keen artist whilst he has been unable to remember his world cup victory. A true football legend but sadly, like many of the others in the team, his latter years have been blighted by alzhiemers. He was diagnosed with alziehmers in 2004, it's only probable that after 13 years of living with alzhiemers his health is in decline. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace Form Guide #8 Reinhard Hardegan; less than six months shy of his 104th birthday the surviving U Boat captain still cuts something of a dash and doubtless has more mental energy and focus than his fellow countrymen who lost to the boys of 66. But anno domini stalks his every heart-beat and despite his deft skill at dodging depth charges he can't evade the reaper for ever. Q/O nailed on when he finally fails to resurface. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,989 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace form Guide #9 Anne Hamilton-Byrne In the (likely) event that the nonagenarian narcissist and dementia doll fails to provide MPFC with a unique hit on the DDP before New Year's Eve expires it's surely open-season on the crazed Aussie cult-leader who forced bleach-blonde locks on her brainwashed flock and encouraged levels of devotion upon herself that might have given Hitler an argument that he wasn't so bad after all. A documentary on her "Family" cult did the rounds in 2016, raising her late-life fame to levels suitable for the kind of obit that would pass muster for Deathrace purposes. Palliative care ain't permanent care and our Annie has soaked up a fair bit of it; how much more she can stretch out after the Deathrace startline is a key question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,898 Posted October 29, 2017 Deathrace form Guide #10 Abdullah The Butcher 76,in wrestling years that is more like 96 The WWE Hall Of Famer Abdullah has wrestled on every continent on the globe, and for dozens of wrestling promotions. He has infected wrestlers from Alaska to Zanzibar with Hep C due to blading. It is shocking given his weight,profession and medical issues he didn't die years ago. Could 2018 finally be the year it ends for the Madman from Sudan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,214 Posted October 29, 2017 Death Race form guide #11 Sri Sri Sri Shivakamura Swami 110 year old regularly hospitalized oracle. They call him "The Walking God" but he hasn't been seen walking in a long time. Close to death a couple of times already. How much longer can he last? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted October 29, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #12 Whether you like him or not, there's no denying that Robin Williams is an absolute legend who is known for a lot of things. Some people know him for hits such as "Wichita Lineman" or "It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas", while others may recognize him as a guitarist for rock legends AC/DC. Outside of music, he has also had his fair share of acting roles, with some of his legendary performances including his role as Paul Kersey in Death Wish, Scotty in Star Trek, Penguin in the Batman TV shows, and astronaut George Taylor in Planet of the Apes, as well as being the voice of Shaggy in Scooby Doo. Perhaps most notably he refused to give up his seat to another white person, and it's because of this he became the 40th President of the United States 25 years later. In short, he may have had more achievements in life then any other person, well, apart from Javier Perez de Cuellar... 1 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,214 Posted October 29, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #13 Dilip Kumar Bollywood legend and method actor before method acting was a thing. Nexto to Sri Sri Sri Srishvdasamwasiaw he is the second member of the holy trifecta of hospitalizations. Supposedly active on Twitter, but like BIlly Graham's newspaper sermons, it's probably all ghost-written. They've stopped dyeing his hair and eyebrows, it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted October 29, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #14 Alaskan Bush People matriarch Ami Brown has stage 4 lung cancer and recent reports all sound very grim.Has had bad reactions to chemotherapy and her weight has plummeted.With the show on hold indefinitely and Ami rumoured to be on her deathbed could she still hang to next year ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,214 Posted October 29, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #15 Richard Arvine Overton Third member of the holy trifecta of hospitalizations. The oldest living (American) World War II veteran. He'll get the whole board of QO's while the actually oldest WW II veteran, German soldier Gustav Gerneth will not receive any attention outside of Germany. Anyway, Overton is a descendant of a 700-year old British noble family. He likes to smoke cigars and not even three hospitalizations because of pneunomia within one year can stop him. Well, at that age (111), why still care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted October 29, 2017 Death Race Form Guide #16 Former British Labour party cabinet minister and MP and current peer Tessa Howell revealed she was diagnosed with a high grade brain tumour in May.A household name in Britain but maybe unknown to an international audience.Should she drop she will obit widely though.Things can only get better for this Blair Babe surely? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
