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#1 Slave to the Grave

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 05:58 PM

Hamid Karzai has just been sworn in as the new Afghan president. He's promised to crack down on what remains of the Taleban and the opium boom in Afghanistan.

He's already survived one assassination attempt. Actually getting to 2005 could be a challenge.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 06:49 PM

I'm surprised nobody had a go at Rummy and Cheney while they were there.
I know I would like as not have lobbed a rotten cabbage or two their way if I had been in Afghanistan yesterday. Which I wasn't.

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 08:04 PM

Why not a tomato? not a cabbage, not a potato.
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 12:50 AM

Why not a tomato? not a cabbage, not a potato.

If I flung a potato at Karzai and he were to catch it and stick it down his underpants, that could mean the beginning of a new dick-tatership in Afghanistan.

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Posted 08 December 2004 - 06:17 AM

are you saying that mr karzai would have relations with a veggie? :huh:

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Posted 08 December 2004 - 07:36 AM

I am sure you can do many things with a potato down your trousers, but not a leek.
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Posted 10 December 2004 - 06:41 AM

Hamid Karzai has just been sworn in as the new Afghan president. He's promised to crack down on what remains of the Taleban and the opium boom in Afghanistan.

He's already survived one assassination attempt. Actually getting to 2005 could be a challenge.

He is a walking target and is literally being kept alive by his US bodyguards 24/7. I would not be surprised if he does not make it through 2005.
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Posted 10 December 2004 - 12:13 PM

literally being kept alive by his US bodyguards 24/7.

As if things weren't bad enough already.
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 09:41 PM

The ideal Birthday present for Mr Karzai?
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 10:57 PM

He could also do with one of these as his personal vehicle :D

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Posted 14 February 2005 - 07:40 AM

The supreme beggar of Afghanistan.

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Posted 15 February 2005 - 10:49 AM

THIS is what he may want...

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Posted 15 February 2005 - 11:24 AM

THIS is what he may want...

I quite fancy one of those suits. Make the rush hour crush on the tube much more bearable.
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 04:13 PM

The supreme beggar of Afghanistan.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 08:48 PM

Despite the obvious threats to his health we may have underestimated the man. He seems to have a good balancing act of saying the right things for the West to hear and not upsetting every dangerous lunatic at home. In other words a lot of people who might be tempted to kill him realise the alternatives are worse and the consequences of offing him could be putting themselves in the firing line.

I'll tempt fate here and say he'll see 2006.



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Posted 04 December 2005 - 09:44 PM

Looks like a different troubled leader should have been picked.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 09:31 PM

I wonder if Ham would be bothered if I didn't attend his annual end of the year luncheon.

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:24 PM

Hamid Karzai has escaped unhurt after the Taliban fired rockets at a meeting he was addressing. He won't die of old age.

Hopefully he's got more security than Afghanistan's last foreign puppet of a ruler, Mohammad Najibullah, the Taliban showed him no mercy when they caught up with him.

They may beg, they may plead, they may argue with my logic

And mention all the things I'll lose that really have no value

In the end they will surely know, I wasn't born to follow

 

 


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Posted 04 January 2008 - 12:02 AM

Looks like a different troubled leader should have been picked.

and now he has been----feeling better?

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Posted 13 April 2008 - 09:55 PM

I think he survives because he dazzles the afgans and the world with those sissy suits. He dresses like a flaming gay sweetheart. As long as he keeps wearing those cloths, they will let him live.




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