Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 13, 2019 After the death of Doris Day, the rumourmongers have come out the woodwork. There were rumours going on for years that Doris was his (and brother Russell's ) real mum. Utter bollocks we know, but at 73 and built like a racing snake might be worth a punt. It'll be a very sad day in the music industry when he pops off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 13, 2019 Yes, not many Hitler lookalikes left who can also play the keyboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted May 13, 2019 Do you think they'll have this at his funeral? I want it at mine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 14, 2019 Man, don't do that to me! He's okay. Clean living by rock/pop standards (both Sparks brothers), so far as the "rumour mill" goes anyway. The one thing that makes the Sparks brothers unusual in that dept. is their protection of their privacy. Allegedly because there is nothing there by way of drugs, sex etc. that would make them interesting so they've gone the enigmatic route. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,530 Posted May 14, 2019 Heartbeat increasing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 14, 2019 9 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Man, don't do that to me! He's okay. Clean living by rock/pop standards (both Sparks brothers), so far as the "rumour mill" goes anyway. The one thing that makes the Sparks brothers unusual in that dept. is their protection of their privacy. Allegedly because there is nothing there by way of drugs, sex etc. that would make them interesting so they've gone the enigmatic route. They're not the Sparks brothers. Russell was very adamant they won't be called that as the record studio wanted them to be known as the Sparks brothers, he said it sounded too much like the Marx Brothers and he didn't want that, so they agreed on the name Sparks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Paul Bearer said: They're not the Sparks brothers. Russell was very adamant they won't be called that as the record studio wanted them to be known as the Sparks brothers, he said it sounded too much like the Marx Brothers and he didn't want that, so they agreed on the name Sparks. Indeed and my little ramble on the subject was partly an attempt to smoke out any fellow Sparks fans who'd feel the need to share the post you shared! Can't say I'm massively in that camp myself but do have a real fondness for the albums between Kimono my House and Introducing... awesome art rock dressed up as pop and sometimes so out there - It Ain't 1918 - that it's gleefully surreal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Indeed and my little ramble on the subject was partly an attempt to smoke out any fellow Sparks fans who'd feel the need to share the post you shared! Can't say I'm massively in that camp myself but do have a real fondness for the albums between Kimono my House and Introducing... awesome art rock dressed up as pop and sometimes so out there - It Ain't 1918 - that it's gleefully surreal. "Don't leave me alone with her" is my personal favourite. I could go on as I've got all their albums/cd's whatever with the exception of "The seduction of Ingmar Bergman". I don't suppose you have a spare copy lying about you don't really want/listen to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: "Don't leave me alone with her" is my personal favourite. I could go on as I've got all their albums/cd's whatever with the exception of "The seduction of Ingmar Bergman". I don't suppose you have a spare copy lying about you don't really want/listen to? That one, tragically, no. Not even an illegally ripped copy I could transfer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I.R.Baboon 221 Posted May 15, 2019 The past 6-7 years i've seen him in concert 3 times (twice with sparks, once with FFS), he looks almost unchanged compared to the eighties. Back in the days he was an old man, but by now he looks young for his age. (And gotta say.. their last album Hippopotamus is on par with their best albums, Missionary Position is for example as good as a sparks track can get) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted May 15, 2019 57 minutes ago, I.R.Baboon said: Missionary Position is for example as good as a sparks track can get That's hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Toast said: That's hilarious Too right it is, if you miss the fact they're funny you don't get Sparks. The same - incidentally - is true of The Smiths Really enjoying this thread on the main forum dedicated to a guy with no known health issues! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 16, 2019 Whilst I agree with the missionary position, the outstanding track on the album is " Life with the McBeths" need to give it a few listens though. Stunning track. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 9, 2019 On 14 May 2019 at 21:21, Paul Bearer said: "Don't leave me alone with her" is my personal favourite. I could go on as I've got all their albums/cd's whatever with the exception of "The seduction of Ingmar Bergman". I don't suppose you have a spare copy lying about you don't really want/listen to? On 14 May 2019 at 21:28, maryportfuncity said: That one, tragically, no. Not even an illegally ripped copy I could transfer. With grateful thanks to @Cat O'FalkI now have 'The seduction' downloaded. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: With grateful thanks to @Cat O'FalkI now have 'The seduction' downloaded. Aye, the man's a ledge when it comes to sharing the love. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye, the man's a ledge when it comes to sharing the love. You got it too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 14, 2022 Thought I'd drag this one up again if only just to say the cd will be available at the end of the month. Ordered from Amazon if you're interested. On 14 May 2019 at 21:21, Paul Bearer said: "Don't leave me alone with her" is my personal favourite. I could go on as I've got all their albums/cd's whatever with the exception of "The seduction of Ingmar Bergman". I don't suppose you have a spare copy lying about you don't really want/listen to? On 14 May 2019 at 21:28, maryportfuncity said: That one, tragically, no. Not even an illegally ripped copy I could transfer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I.R.Baboon 221 Posted May 14, 2022 I saw the Maels last month in Amsterdam. Russell's voice was so good I was slightly sceptical whether he was lip-syncing (but it was too convincing for that). He was still running around and jumping. Ron looked well.. just as geriatic as 40 years ago, but his Ron dance was still impressive (and slighly frightning the moment I imagined he was a giant puppet with a puppeteer somewhere high in the ceiling). Someone in the audience next to me was convinced I was Rons secret son. Not sure what to think about that. edit: have to add their last album is really good as well! And whilst this wasn't the best track on the album, the subject and the video make The Existential Threat a must share on this forums: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted May 14, 2022 I don't know much about any of Sparks current health, but tbh I am amazed a proper big name celeb has survived 3 years since Paul Bearer created their thread. That's usually the kiss of death! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 14, 2022 I'm surprised neither has been murdered yet for crimes against music. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 27, 2022 Arrived today. Collection complete. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
