Steve 599 Posted July 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Then my work here is done. Work to do: Enrol on to an Etiquette course for women this week with the learning objective of understanding of gracious social standing and femininity. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, Steve said: Work to do: Enrol on to an Etiquette course for women this week with the learning objective of understanding of gracious social standing and femininity. I'm sure you'll benefit greatly from that, Steve. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 599 Posted July 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Toast said: I'm sure you'll benefit greatly from that, Steve. You know what Toast, I actually agree with you on that. Especially how some modern day young women behave/speak I would graduate with first class honours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Steve said: You know what Toast, I actually agree with you on that. Especially how some modern day young women behave/speak I would graduate with first class honours. Well if you’re implying I’m young then you’ve just gone right up in my estimation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 599 Posted July 26, 2020 39 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Well if you’re implying I’m young then you’ve just gone right up in my estimation I would have put you in the mid 20’s age range Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, Steve said: I would have put you in the mid 20’s age range I think she was born in the mid-20's, you're absolutely right. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,444 Posted July 26, 2020 31 minutes ago, Steve said: I would have put you in the mid 20’s age range Cheap Flirt in the Room... That's one of the oldest lines there is! 16 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: I think she was born in the mid-20's, you're absolutely right. Only one of them, mind you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, msc said: Cheap Flirt in the Room... That's one of the oldest lines there is! Only one of them, mind you. Yeah .... there's also that one where they tell mother and daughter that they look like sisters. Sucking up to the mother but massively insulting the daughter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, Toast said: Yeah .... there's also that one where they tell mother and daughter that they look like sisters. Sucking up to the mother but massively insulting the daughter I think I have mentioned this somewhere here before, but when I went to buy my wedding dress with my mother and sister, the female shop owner thought we were all sisters and that I was the oldest I was 23, my sister was 28 and my mother 45. 1 hour ago, Steve said: I would have put you in the mid 20’s age range 46. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Toast said: Yeah .... there's also that one where they tell mother and daughter that they look like sisters. Sucking up to the mother but massively insulting the daughter Maybe it is the mother they want to shag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Maybe it is the mother they want to shag. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Maybe it is the mother they want to shag. Clearly it is, but they are so blinkered by their lust that they don't realise what a fucking rude and thoughtless thing that is to say to the daughter. When you're 16 and someone basically tells you that you look 40, it can be a devastating blow to your self-confidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted July 27, 2020 http://www.justjared.com/2020/07/27/sophie-turner-gives-birth-welcomes-baby-girl-with-joe-jonas/ British actress Sophie Turner, most notably starred in Game of thrones, and husband american singer Joe Jonas of Jonas brothers fame have become parents for the first time with the arrival of a daughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 27, 2020 Well, this thread started at the bottom of the shit threads Premier league table and now, if anybody thought it couldn't be done, it has dropped so far down it is now gone Non League. That is quite a feat GC! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, this thread started at the bottom of the shit threads Premier league table and now, if anybody thought it couldn't be done, it has dropped so far down it is now gone Non League. That is quite a feat GC! I must admit to knowing who Sansa Sophie Turner is. I hasten to add that I have no interest in her sprog. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, Toast said: I must admit to knowing who Sansa Sophie Turner is. I hasten to add that I have no interest in her sprog. You trendy fucker, you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted July 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, this thread started at the bottom of the shit threads Premier league table and now, if anybody thought it couldn't be done, it has dropped so far down it is now gone Non League. That is quite a feat GC! Your such a flatterer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,391 Posted July 28, 2020 Dani Dyer, off of Danny Dyer, is pregnant. Apparently she’s famous because she went on shaggers’ island once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted July 28, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8471477/Love-Islands-Cara-La-Hoyde-welcomes-baby-girl-husband-Nathan-Massey.html The winners of the 2016 UK series of reality TV series Love Island ,Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde who went on to marry becoming one of only a handful of couples to last from the show long term - have announced the birth of their second child. I have a feeling that @Toast especially will feel pleased to hear this news as I rather suspect that discreetly on the quiet she is a fan of Love Island and watches eagerly the twists and turns , the fun and frocks, the love and lust every year. Toast is one of those older women like so many others I have talked with who secretly eye up the hunky male talent when watching it and taking note which of the guys gives her the happiest warmest glow and tingle in her nether regions is my strong belief! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,444 Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said: Dani Dyer, off of Danny Dyer, is pregnant. Apparently she’s famous because she went on shaggers’ island once. Life lesson here - don't go to Danny Dyer for advice on naming things! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted July 28, 2020 https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/johnny-vaughan-announces-surprise-baby-22427678 Radio Presenter and former presenter on Channel 4s Big Breakfast Johnny Vaughan has announced the birth of a son. His third child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8471477/Love-Islands-Cara-La-Hoyde-welcomes-baby-girl-husband-Nathan-Massey.html Toast is one of those older women You truly are not bothered about making any friends round here are you? 1 hour ago, msc said: Life lesson here - don't go to Danny Dyer for advice on naming things! I’d go to him for advice on how to break my vagina in two. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted July 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: You truly are not bothered about making any friends round here are you? I’d go to him for advice on how to break my vagina in two. Toast knows I'm teasing and theres absolutely nothing wrong in lusting after the guys on Love Island and developing an awareness which ones turn you on the most! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted July 28, 2020 I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I have never watched Love Island. Indeed I was entirely unaware of its existence until a couple of years ago when Mick Jagger made a snide reference to it at a Stones gig I was at. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Toast said: I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I have never watched Love Island. Indeed I was entirely unaware of its existence until a couple of years ago when Mick Jagger made a snide reference to it at a Stones gig I was at. Your missing out! Lots on there to give you a nice warm happy feeling! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
